I'll suck your cock for $1000

I'll suck your cock for $1000.

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pass i can get just a pretty for free if they have been drinking or 50 bucks if sober.

no thanks I just fucked this chick and made her almost die from cumming
btw im a democrat

Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

is there an atm around here?

no need to pay me you can suck it for free

does he say "cash machine nearby"?

THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN

yeah probably i'm drunk tho.

no thanks but ill take that rug

billy doesn't care about anything. he's a nihilist.

>this happens
>me right after

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If she gave me $1000, I'd probably let her suck my cock.

There is no rug!!!!!!!!!!!...lol

i'd let you do it for free, but i'll accept the 1k

Yeah now I'd pay $1000 to make her stop sucking my dick.

knees are so hot.

i always wanted to be the dude until i passed being 12 year old and realize how pathetic that guy would be in real life

how old were you in 98 when that film came out?