Character gets stabbed in the stomach

>Character gets stabbed in the stomach
>Instantly starts drooling blood

What else you think is in there? Hot dogs?

>person gets stabbed
>immediately drops dead

>person gets stabbed in the stomach
>poop doesn't come out

>characters gets stabbed
>doesn't pull the knife out of himself and slit the throat of the foolhardy attacker

>character falls through glass window
>is fine and brushes off glass debris

you're literally crashing through a solid material that becomes hundreds of razor sharp shards at force

>important character gets stabbed
>survives for a long time
>unimportant character gets stabbed
>dies instantly
Always bugged me

I've been stabbed a few times, you 100% start bleeding immediately. Did you think it would take 5 minutes to start or something?

Why did you get stabbed.

Learn to read. "Drooling" as in out of the mouth.

This but also with shooting.

You're expect someone dumb enough to get stabbed on multiple occasions to have reading comprehension.

>The good news is I've found a way out
>What's the bad news?
>I'm the bad news.
>shootout ensues

>Shot in head
>pauses for 30 seconds
>falls to knees
>pauses for 1 minute
>falls to floor

WRONG

He must've gone delusional due to blood loss

>>Character gets stabbed in the stomach
>>Instantly starts drooling foam
What did they mean by this

>Character passes a girl on the street
>Doesn't start walking manually

I laughed so hard when that big dornish nigger got a little throwing knife in his back and dropped dead instantly in GoT

>Poorly drawn animated protagonist cries hyper-realistic blood for 15 mins while the picture slowly distorts and the wailing grows louder

>Characters order food or drinks in a restaurant or bar
>Storm out before eating anything

>shot/stabbed in the kidney or stomach
>goes on for hours holding their belly fighting and getting into shoot-outs
>doesnt die in less that 15-30minutes unless properly cared for.

>Indiana Jones faces guy with sword
>Guy doesn't use sword to deflect bullets

>character gets shot
>takes his hand off the wound to look at the blood on his hand to remind him hes been shot
>his gang are still walking ahead unaware
>character keeps it secret

>He says I'm gonna need a bigger boat
>The boat is big enough already

>Guy gets shot
>Does a double back flip, slides across the floor, does a hand stand, runs a marathon, speed walks, spins around, jumps in the air, and lands on his back
>Wilhelm scream

Name one movie where that has ever happened you anal astronaut

>character does thing

Very persistent stabbed character 2: Stabbed character is running a marathon the movie

It wasn't big enough dipshit, didn't you even watch the movie?

>good even happens to character
>starts dancing in public and acting foolish as Walking On Sunshine plays

You eat turds or something?

>character gets stabbed.
>doesn't teleport behind you.
>doesn't unzip katana.

It's almost like it's personal when they pull this shit.

the worst

THE SHARK DIED DIDN'T IT?
I'd say the mission was a success.

>get stabbed in the stomach
>blood enters your stomach without being diluted, travels up your esophagus, and squirts out your mouth for some reason

>get shot in the shoulder
>all you need is a sling and you'll be a-ok

>guy falls 200ft
>im fine, its only a couple of broken ribs

>his windows aren't safety glass

apparently he was supposed to be a badass in the books too

>grow up playing vidya and movies that always do this
>see a video of someone really getting shot in the head
>they ragdoll immediately
>always laughed in videogames when a character just ragdolled liked that
>mfw its realistic

The boat died.

after it fucked the entire boat

I though that guy got impaled in the head from behind.

Yeah this, every time I'm just like, really?

pretty sure it was the back for giga nigga. you're thinking of the prince that got speared in back of the head

>i dont need backup, i can do this myself
>actually did need backup

See
>Roose Bolton and Arya Stark

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>Character gets stabbed
>"I'm going to call an ambulance!"
>"No, don't! It's okay..."
>Struggles to get up
>Faints

I think this is possible.
I've had GERD and a hiatus hernia which is a stomach problem and I coughed up blood.
I assume blood can travel up there and come out through the mouth if you're bleeding internally too.

>I'm the bad news

Sounds like a true Seagal kino

>protagonist is engaged in a battle with highly armed antagonists
>the antagonists have way better weaponry
>he doesn't just take their weaponry after he kills them but proceeds doing it with nothing but his shitty gun

TAKE THEIR WEAPONS YOU STUPID CUNT

>character gets shot in the gut
>dies instantly

>Character doesn't die until they dramatically stare at their own blood-soaked hands

Thats not how it works when you get stabbed.
You dont just get stabbed and blood instantly flies out of your mouth.

nice

>character is brushing his teeth before bed
>doesn't piss in the sink at the same time

>Character doesn't shit in the shower and waffle stomp it afterwards

>head literally sliced in half
>retains consciousness until he notices the blood on the sword

>Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees starts playing

There are doritos in my tummy

>character gets fatally wounded
>"Come on! You're gonna be alright! I'm taking you to a hospital! Dtay with me!"
>"No... No... Stop. It's all over for me. Put me down."
>gives 15 minute monologue
>croaks
>sighs
>screams
>croaks again
>vomits blood
>spasms
>dies

Shouldn't his collar be fucked too?

You've clearly never handled a gun if you think you can pick up any one and instantly be a great shot with it. It's easier if they just keep the gun that's more reliable and they are used to

I see you also went to see Suicide Squid

I really enjoyed it, but the rest of the theater didn't seem to care for it, there was a lot of young kids there cause the parents thought it was a normal Spongebob movie

>Character dies in film
>pants don't fill up with piss and shit
also
>CPR in film
>chest doesn't even move
>CPR actually works
also
>Pedo Character
>Rapey dungeon
>killer

>hero survives 60 gunshot wounds
>generic henchmen dies after a punch

name one movie where this happens you dumb frogfucker

12 Angry Men.

...

>be nice and pay it forward
>get stabbed and die instantly

They're ID locked you stupid n word.

>don't trust anyone
>it's the traitor

>Uncle gets stabbed to death at a bus stop by a off-his-head druggie

Wihout paying

holy fuck i never realised i did this all the time until reading that

Serves him right for being a faggot.

It's ok, you can say nigger here. We've successfully colonized Sup Forums.

>didn't I tell you not to trust anyone?

>movies should be like my videogames

>walking manually

>alright so what's plan B?
>that was plan B

>crazy serial killer finally catches tourist he's been hunting for most of the movie
>has victim tied to chair
>crazy serial killer is about kill him but the victim but decides not to kill him because the victim manages to impress him by recounting trivia, famous songs and jokes dedicated to the killer's country

>how can i know i can trust you
>you can't

Also, it's the one to save the day when the bad guy thought he was betraying the mc, but in reality he was playing him

>How long will it take you?
>At least five hours.
>You have five nanoseconds.

What if mom finds out?

but Sup Forums has said that word since day 1.

>character can't do really important thing in five nanoseconds
>is fine

>character gets stabbed
>the now stabbed character gets hit bus car

Everytiem

>character gets shot
>doesn't accept jesus as his lord and savior in the final moments.

GBP will be revoked for sure.

Just bein cheeky m8.