Sergeant James, you're not fit to go on field anymore, just pickup your stuff in your locker and go home...

> Sergeant James, you're not fit to go on field anymore, just pickup your stuff in your locker and go home, you're dismissed soldier
>"b-but you need me!"
>SERGEANT LISTEN TO ME, YOU'RE HURT! LOCKER! NOW!

Oh come on now, just as I began to like it

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hurt locker is a horrible film on its own without making shit up. even from a nornie point of view. but if you served it is laughable. personally I am a sapper with 147 ied neutralizations. and I thought it was borderline insulting.

I can't imagine what the actual eod boys thought of it. but I knew the eod boys. in fact my favorite was a gril. she was a sfc too. my least favorite was this fat fuck that I had to program radios for. this fat loser was supposed to be an ordinance expert but he couldn't remember how to fill a radio with crypto.

the thing I like about it is that it is a love letter to those of us that did the worst job in this new war.

sappers lead the way. essayons.

>what the actual eod boys thought of it.

I thought it was alright, it's a fucking movie dickweed

I beleive you. I always figured the eod boys shitposted in Sup Forums all day when they weren't stick to my ass on patrol.

>worst job
Laughable. That title goes to the truck drivers.

also, you ever hear of the eod guy "browneye"? he was head of the main eod in khandahar in 2010.

he was a great tech. but a fucking ass hole. one time we just had a buddy die and he fucking came up and told us he could have saved him. but he couldn't have unless we just stayed put in a fucking field of fire and waited for him to put doen the ps3 controller, put on pants and come out.

I fucking hate browneye.

aw does it not have enough explosions and gun battles for you? did it not portray american soldiers as chest thumping heroes taking on whole armies enough for your liking? im sorry to hear that

>I am a sapper with 147 ied neutralizations

youre an anal neutralizing battycrease is what you are. grow a pair of bollocks you soft twat

>did it not portray american soldiers as chest thumping heroes
Did you watch the movie?

Did somebody shoot in your head, or why is your grammar so shit?

truckers have a great job. most truck convoys are done by locals. and they get blown the fuck up. but actual 88mikes? they get truck driving training, truck maintenance training, and are protecred by a gun truck between no more than 2 trucks.

we lent a guy out to a truck protection convoy once. he said they had female gunners. they never once took fire.

you have no idea what you are talking about. sappers and eod were the real heroes of this modern war.

02 Kilo is the best job

I spent christmas eve in khandahar air feild. there was a 20 piece band playing. it was actually very nice. I had turkey and mashed potatoes.

christmas day we went out and drug a 40 pound jug of hme from next to a mosque so we could blow it up in the street.

No, but I've heard of an EoD who tried to tourniquet a guys neck before

I wouldn't doubt it. the bous eod gets from the sappers are solid as fuck. we like blowing shit up. but the guys you get from meps are pretty fuckng sketchy

>meps

kek. can you believe these salesmen concince fat retards to join for.special forces, only to be the laughing stock of the infantry?

I am super glad my recruiter steered me away from diver into 12b.

essayons!

b-but he has 147 IED neutralizations

have you ever punched a man?

>Iraq war movie
>Generic death metal starts playing

No. Why?

I once punched my Sergeant Major for being so lousy in bed

I hate how completely obfuscated the phrase "special forces" has become.

>retire years ago
>move into friends house
>his roomate is Specialist in New Jersey Nat. Tard
>go to bar every other day
>tells everyone he meets he's special forces
>mfw

Addendum: I literally want to kill every 90 year old fuck who wears a verteran cap and talks about Korea or Nam at every chance like they weren't another fucking pog

Smart vets never acknowledge the existence of other vets.

>2016
>Still no movie about the battle of Kobani

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because you are a pussy, but you meme about how pussy people are.

I have 147 ied neutralizations. you haven't even punched a man. but you claim I am a the faggot.

I really dont care if you believe my story. but you are what makes Sup Forums shit.

>getting triggered by a low-effort troll
Guess the army didn't teach you to not be a fucknugget

>queue 300 confirmed kills pasta
Quit being a giant faggot, no one cares what a pog did.

That guy was defending you dickhead

I've always had a very difficult time dealing with this. I didn't really do anything other than a really boring job with great benefits.

>you're a hero
>how many people did you kill
>any friends that died
>are you fucked up

>"t-there was this one time I was taking a shit and the c-ram popped off, and I continued to shit not giving a fuck."

This video is no fun cause you don't see anyone get fragged

I called you a faggot. Do I have to punch someone in the face to prove that I'm a man?

>I have 147 IED neutralizations
and what else do you have?

I didn't called you a faggot*

I used to have a metals teacher who was in Nam, fucking prick. Nobody liked him and he had the worst hearing

>there will never again be a show like Generation Kill, where the only soundtrack is the marines singing shitty pop songs
CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY

Probably field artillery, who I will never talk shit about ever.

>playstation do you copy?
>saddat squatter, we think we heard a gunshot from a hamlet
>say no more saddat squatter

just call him a pog. everytime he response, "pog"

salvaging this thread

Never understood what the meaning of this movie's title is. What the fuck is a hurt locker?

average Nam vet is only in his 60s dipshit

Hert Lokker is the name of the main character

reservist is worse, we used to call faggots "italians" because holy shit Italian troops are glorious.

>dago comms blowing up like genghis khan is coming
>casivac needed
>everyone scrambles looking for spotters and shooters around the fob
>wop had the god damn shits
>polish NCO rides in on a donkey screaming slurs over a bullhorn

Afghanistan is a magical place

Average nam vet is dead cumsucker

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>>polish NCO rides in on a donkey screaming slurs over a bullhorn
I'd enlist to see that