Be me 2 days ago

>be me 2 days ago
>bought weed for the first time in my life
>weed was really dry
>looked up how to re-hydrate weed
>found remedy involving a "fresh leaf"
>went outside to get one
>wet leaf and put in my stash
>method works, weed fixed.
>smoked some
>after 40 minutes throat, mouth, chest on fire
>leaf turns out to be posion ivy
>call 911 cuz i cant drive under these conditions
>just got home tonight

not going to post anymore. just figured id share my story with the Sup Forumsros.

Fucking retard lol

it's an honest mistake, im not a boy scout. how was i suppsoed to know it was a poison leaf.

You can also use a fresh slice of bread.
Pro life tip. Make sure you take the bread out before you smoke the weed

Why wouldn't you take the leaf out though??

Ahh thanks.. ill try that instead

I did, unfortunately the poisonous oil coated the weed since they were touching in the jar.

Well shit that makes sense.
The bread works best over night in a sealed container like a jar or ziplock.
Conversely if you fuck up and get your weed wet you can throw it in with some dry rice. Good luck

good tip. im definitely not fucking with the leaf method anymore. bread overnight or rice for drying. thx.

Y'all throwin unknown leaves and literal slices of bread in your bags of weed whens theyres already hydration packs for a dollar meant to put moisture back in your buds

i didnt know i could get those, its illegal in my state actually.

Orange peel you fucking pleb.

I've literally never heard of hydration packets. Are they supposed to be the opposite of silica gel?

Oooh well thatd make that difficult

Best, makes the weed taste good too

Look up integra boost, sell them at my dispensary

I'm sorry OP. I lold too hard.

You're a faggot.

Im clearly a faggot but whats wrong with super dry weed anyway?

Burns too fast and is harsh as fuck.

It should be dry lol

Lettuce works.

try a chunk of apple or celery