>be france >cause the greatest destruction to your oldest rival by basically funding and creating america >tfw it turns into more of a cancer than a boon >completely disown your creation >years later you make fun of it "haha america sucks dick" >nobody ever mentions you were the sole developer of this consumerist, cultureless pit of a country that now controls everything and forces gay shit into other countries >you don't care
Why does France do this? Do they have no shame? Why can't they admit they were the original progenitors of Europe's descent into Hell? Yes, Germany is also to blame, but they deserve some guilt as well.
As an American, I find it deeply infuriating they make fun of us but don't bear the burden. It's sort of hypocritical tbqh.
Julian Fisher
Fuck you France is greatest ally
Jaxon Stewart
Fuck you, Jeffersonian swine, Britain was our bestest ally.
t. federalist
Ian Taylor
The point of independance isn't trading one master for another.
Anthony Ward
Your stupid king ruined the world. Thanks alot France. Get better rulers next time, dumbass.
Michael Brooks
It all began when England took our Canada.
Alexander Taylor
Awww well boohoo, sorry you couldn't have leafland. Not everyone gets what they want. That didn't mean you had to fuck everyone else over with our creation.
Why, France? Why me? I could've been a nice British colony but you had to ruin me into this fat slob, and I'll never forgive you for it! *sharts*
Look at me France, I'm a fucking wreck, I'll never be what I was supposed to be... *cries*
Nolan Nguyen
USA is far better than anglocanada. You have a problem with jewish infiltration but who didn't today ?
Angel Rogers
The 13 colonies should never had revolted against the British monarchy
Literally the worst timeline.
Luis Hernandez
reminder that the existence of the so called "united states of america" is literally treason
