Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Yes I have, but I am not sharing the story. If I wanted to be called a liar by a bunch of virgins I would hang out at a magic the gathering convention and tell them that there is a world outdoors.

Go on, dude. I wanna hear your story.

No but my ex-gf made out with lil wayne

I'm a director so I made a lot of the A list celebrities fuck me for roles. Don't bother asking me who I am or what movies I've directed

interesting if true... tell us your wildest casting couch experience (without names).

I fucked ariana grande in my dream does that count?

I fucked her in my dreams too! I can't believe she cheated on me like that.

Hi, Dan Schneider.

Had a ONS with Eliza Dushku

Haha, you got me!

My gf fucked ludacris before

She do anything crazy or kinky?

The only thing I will say is that her name was Stefani, she was being driven around by some douchebag and stopped at a place that I owned.

I was a musician and when the asshat that was driving her started handing out promo material and claiming that this chick was going to be world famous I went out to check it out.

Ended up talking to her about the technical side of recording, hit it off pretty well. Didn't think she was super attractive but she was def pretty cool, my kind of weird.

It progressed from there.

This was a long time ago, easily the early 2000's

How hard did you fucked Miranda Cosgrove? Poor girl, seriously. You defiled her beyond repair, lucky bastard.

No, not really. I mean she's crazy, a little slut but the sex was normal. I came on her tits.

Sadly nickelodeon screwed me pretty good last time I told that story. So I'll probably shy away from that one however I will say she's a damn good fuck.

So, how was Lady Gaga?

>I will say she's a damn good fuck.
come on, Sup Forumsbro, post details. greentext welcome.

Did you fuck anything besides her pussy?

She wasn't Lady Gaga at the time. I really wish I had saved those posters they were handing out. To be perfectly honest, for a loooong ass time I never made the connection that it was her that I had slept with.

At the time I just wrote her off as some aspiring artist. I had seen them tons before.

You're not answering my question, user. How was she?

That's a very cool story.

Done all kinds of things over webcam with a quite influential politician. D/s stuff. Is/was awesome. ...And no you wouldn't know her.

I want to believe. You are a God among men, Dan the man with a plan. Living the dream.

she gave me a bj. one of the best i ever got.

To be perfectly honest, I really don't remember. I don't think it was bad, but i don't think it was anything too fantastic either. I tend to remember the really good sex i've had.

Any clue?

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yeah I fucked your mom

No. No one on Sup Forums has fucked anyone famous. Stop making this fucking thread you fucking loser sack of shit.

>I told that story
elaborate

My ex-gf was a fairly big internet celebrity, but I've never fucked an "actual" famous person.

We dated for two years, but we didn't have that much intercourse. She was apparently super promiscuous with all the other guys she had been with (and within like 10 minutes of meeting me she asked me if I "wanted to touch her boobs), but I was wasn't "dominant" enough for her tastes, had a pretty low sex drive (for a teen age/early 20s guy), and was apparently too "vanilla" for her tastes, so we didn't have sex as much as we could have.

She was pretty hot though, and a was definitely a really chill and interesting person for most of our relationship, so overall it was pretty dope.

Not gonna say who it was though.

>Webcamming with random chick
>She is a bit older but pretty hot
>She refuses to tell me her name but I don't care
>We webcam for months
>She always says the same thing when she fingers herself
>"fuck me, fuck me"
>Learn that she is a politician
>I start to realise who I'm talking to
>Elections come
>Vote trump
>I just made Hillary Clintons wish come true
>Finally fucked her like she wanted

Stop lying on the internet fucking waste of air.

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>Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone

Proyecting

I fucked an "internet famous" irish youtuber and a model... shes not really famous but Ive seen her pics posted on Sup Forums.

I've fucked Sina Tkotsch. A german actress, not really famous but more famous than any of us.

Flawed green text, all local Trump voters are into traps and anime, not women.

>him smiling with his eyes
>Her not smiling with eyes

You can taste her disgust

I'm only into anime and women.
Traps are gay.
Go fuck yourself.

>Be me 25 yr old gay guy
>Want to get fucked by a man so bad
>Ugly as sin so no one will
>Come up with genius plan
>Post bad greentext on Sup Forums
>Fellow user comes along and points out its problems
>Feel fucked over
>mfw I finally achieved my wish

Traps are not gay

Did he really had forcy fun time with icarly, as rumors say?

Hot slut. She looks like a anal queen.

all rumors and speculation

and yet you post this shit..you bag of used egg waste.

My slut friend fucked david blaine and stole $400 from him after he passed out.

my aunt fucked Wilford Brimley in the 80's

Wow all the fiction in this thread

Here, i think you need this.

Nice PR job, Dan.

So are you if you voted for trump

but later when she got home and went to pull out the money, it was just the jack of diamonds. Her card from earlier.

I went on a date with an E list celebrity in my home country. did not go anywhere tho. she got married to a chick two years later.

actually i fucked her in the ass. we were dating for almost 2 years.

Does a pornstar I paid count? I fucked Amber Ivy when she was escorting in Ohio though she haddnt done any movies yet. She got signed to Burning Angel a few years after we "met"

Yeah keep telling that to yourself, that dosn't make it true.

She didn't like it.

Yeah I did. Slept with 5 people and I'm famous myself.

This girl...she was on america's next top model

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pics?

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things like this do happen. Though I admit most of the stories here seem like fiction.

names?

How is it that voting for a strong leader that can preserve order and fight back against corruption gay?
Go back to Tumblr, shill.

I thought we were talking about celebs

Jenna Marbles

I want to hear that story too.

sadly no, my now gf deleted all

I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom

Lmao

No but really. I had to pick her ass up from the W at like 4am. She robbed that nigga.

I keked

that's so stupid. are you 12?

It's all fun and games till he gets impreached and Mike Pence (that guy that thinks evolution and climate change are hoaxes and being gay is a choice) gets pesident

>impreached
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the fuck are you on about?

Actually, show me a single US president that has ever been "Impreached" or even one that has been Impeached.

No but she doesn't liked it, so i let her do this. i've got my memories.

Wasn't at the time but now in my country she is pretty well known.

Say hi to your computer fran for me.

I fucked a girl who was on big brother once. Does that count?

God Emperor Trump will not be impeached. But to answer your question: Jackson and Clinton were both impeached.

I fucked a suicide girl once, she was absolute garbage in bed

Did spongebob feel like a fleshlight? Did you get barnacles on your dick?

>she's a damn good fuck.
Can believe that. Bitch is smokin' hot.

no, they were brought up on impeachment charges but were not successfully impeached. No US president has ever been impeached.

When i was 18 Years old , there was a house party.. so i fucked a girl at home.. her Name was Stefanie Giesinger :).

He is a senile old fucktard, it's just a matter of time untill they can't stand him anymore.

>how was she
This guy has never had sex.

I never got to fuck her but she gave me a blowjob when I was 15 and she was 16 at a party. That night she even showed me her third nipple which was gross but I didn't care as long as I got to see her tits and get a blowjob, and yes she swallowed. Tried to get her to fuck later on that year but she wasn't having it.

His eyes aren't smiling. They're raping. Wtf is wrong with you?

Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton were impeached, and both times, the Senate acquitted both men.

Pic not related

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>and both times, the Senate acquitted both men
meaning they weren't impeached.

lucky you

Andrew Johnson & Bill Clinton were both impeached.

What a dumb cunt. And you... Bitch is it fucking a celeb and taking his money and then here comes your sorry friend zoned ass who "had" to pick her up. Aw you jad to really? You weren't begging to hear all about how he made his dick disappear up her ass so you could fap about it later? Sad little faggot. I bet you've given her more money than she stole that night.

>thread about sex with celebrities
>two retardeds talking about Sup Forums
you gotta love Sup Forums lol