Hello user you wouldn't happen to have any dubs on you right?

Hello user you wouldn't happen to have any dubs on you right?

Er... n-no sir.
>Drop dubs

nah

Please don't shoot me offica

No sir i'm clean

>college cop

Your jurisdiction ends at the dorm rooms, piglet!

Sir, you and I both know dubs are illegal haha

I ain't got nuffin u bitch ass cracka

i dindu nuffin

These? Yeah I have a permit for them you fascist cocksucker. Go hassle someone else.

No dubs here, sir.

I got my papers pig

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME LUCKY DUBS!

sure, here you go officer

Dubs or die

jk

Officer,im clean,just don't check my backpack

Though those don't exactly look like dubs your permit checks out have a nice day

No dubs here sir. Chloe might though...

Chloe, you got some dubs for this nice officer? Lol

inb4

No sir just drugs and guns

Officer I must inform you I am concealed carrying. Please don't shoot.

No dubs here ociffer.

oh come on, i was just walking

Left thigh

I don't know what you're talking about, officer.

And ankle holster

...

Always 1 off

...

No dubs here

ITT: nobody gets dubs

...

Not today sir

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!!!

YOU WON'T CATCH ME BITCH

My safety was on

E-everybody walk the dinosaur?

I DINDU NUFFIN

No officer I am summerfag I don't even know what dubs are!

kek what is this creature?

Fucking liar

Stop right there you move and I shoot

Shoot and I'll dodge

You both are under arrest

How many times you gonna fail?

You call it failure, I call it success

No done here unlike the last few guys

no sir, not me

Nein, mien fuhrer

Fucking legend

I can assure you officer, I'm white, hehe xd

A success was it

no officer
-sweat-

nope just quads

Nope.

Thanks

Checkd n kekd

Alright, but let me stamp your white pass. Remember you only get 2 more of these this month.

You ain't fooling me

No, sir. What are dubs, occifer?

I have dubs but im also white so it doesnt matter

Nice dubs yourself amigo

Wait you were carrying dubs how could you one of our own give me your badge

No dubs here fam

Fuckin no sir.

No sir.

Actually, I do, but the recreational use of dubs has been legal here a long time

Put your hands where I can see 'em

no but i have drugs

noo u poopy face