Hello user you wouldn't happen to have any dubs on you right?
Hello user you wouldn't happen to have any dubs on you right?
Er... n-no sir.
>Drop dubs
nah
Please don't shoot me offica
No sir i'm clean
>college cop
Your jurisdiction ends at the dorm rooms, piglet!
Sir, you and I both know dubs are illegal haha
I ain't got nuffin u bitch ass cracka
i dindu nuffin
These? Yeah I have a permit for them you fascist cocksucker. Go hassle someone else.
No dubs here, sir.
I got my papers pig
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME LUCKY DUBS!
sure, here you go officer
Dubs or die
jk
Officer,im clean,just don't check my backpack
Though those don't exactly look like dubs your permit checks out have a nice day
No dubs here sir. Chloe might though...
Chloe, you got some dubs for this nice officer? Lol
inb4
No sir just drugs and guns
Officer I must inform you I am concealed carrying. Please don't shoot.
No dubs here ociffer.
oh come on, i was just walking
Left thigh
I don't know what you're talking about, officer.
And ankle holster
...
Always 1 off
...
No dubs here
ITT: nobody gets dubs
...
Not today sir
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!!!
YOU WON'T CATCH ME BITCH
My safety was on
E-everybody walk the dinosaur?
I DINDU NUFFIN
No officer I am summerfag I don't even know what dubs are!
kek what is this creature?
Fucking liar
Stop right there you move and I shoot
Shoot and I'll dodge
You both are under arrest
How many times you gonna fail?
You call it failure, I call it success
No done here unlike the last few guys
no sir, not me
Nein, mien fuhrer
Fucking legend
I can assure you officer, I'm white, hehe xd
A success was it
no officer
-sweat-
nope just quads
Nope.
Thanks
Checkd n kekd
Alright, but let me stamp your white pass. Remember you only get 2 more of these this month.
You ain't fooling me
No, sir. What are dubs, occifer?
I have dubs but im also white so it doesnt matter
Nice dubs yourself amigo
Wait you were carrying dubs how could you one of our own give me your badge
No dubs here fam
Fuckin no sir.
No sir.
Actually, I do, but the recreational use of dubs has been legal here a long time
Put your hands where I can see 'em
no but i have drugs
noo u poopy face