What day is it???

what day is it???

my name is jeff

you look fucking gay

What's my age again

slut drop my cock ?

"Let's split the bill."

Dumb ugly fat slut.

So you do anal?

It won't suck itself.

you looked better online

lorem ipsum sit amet

I love you baby

traps are not gay

shit in vagina sex

I don't support BLM

Do you like fedoras?

you smell like mommy

Make America Great Again

man, I love Sup Forums

LETS GO MURDER PEOPLE

I really love turtles.

covfefe my darling covfefe

"Got a small dick?"

Smackass

I'm a girl gamer

I identify as a...

Check your privilege pls

>I voted for Trump
>I don't support gays
>Black people are scary
>Mexicans are invading us
>Jews rule the world
>Hitler did nothing wrong
>Handicapped people are worthless
>I like browsing Sup Forums
>Anime is my hobby
>I love playing videogames
>I like eating McDonald's
>Facebook? More like "Normiebook"
>There's no kek but
>Kek, and Pepe is
>the messenger of Kek

The Kulaks deserved it.

thought you were preteen

>implying Hitler really did something wrong.

I like feminine penises.

I'm not a feminist.

My pronoun is "they"

pretty sure those are marriage tier 4 word phrases.

I'd be proposing asap.

this date is over

irish famine was justified

I'm not a sissy.

BY THE NINE DIVINES

Lets see your dick

"Twas a wee shart."

black back to homeland!

I have genital warts

I voted for Bernie

Treason attempts aren't criminal

"Women are not equal"

"My life is over" *bang*

I love you, (name)

My penis must feed

real fascism never tried

Take your pick:
>I Have No Money.
>Your Mom Is Hot.
>I Like Your Boobs.
>Do You Swallow Cum?
>Do You Like Anal?

There are several more, but those work.

one chicken nugger, plz

White bois can't compete

white always outcompete blax

Abortion isn't a right

I don't like you

Do you do anal?