Fuzzy butts and s/fur bread

Fuzzy butts and s/fur bread

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BUTTS

Checking in.

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butt

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workworkwork
kk
have a time

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Howyd Auren.

Planetary

butts?

See ya, Ethereal.

aloha

Hope there wokn't be surprise drug test

Butts!

Thanks for posting, Ether!

bootay

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I need moar

Evening Auren - that's a lovely butt

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This is dumb. I just want to go to the store and grab a six-pack. It would be so easy.

i have a rather limited collection

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cya Ether

Life isn't supposed to be easy; it's supposed to be hard so you can learn from your past decisions.

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Then comes the part where you have to decide between parting from some currency or get shot by cops

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I just want to whip her with a thick, leather belt. I love it when girls ask to be punished.

aw now that's just a waste of food

Why can't real girls have asses like /s/ girls?

Then proceed to bury my face in her bruised ass.

Because God hates us all.

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but some do though

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Figured abuse would be the only thing you could do w/ a female

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I want a grill to sit on my face so bad.

>otter: anthropomorphic
>fish: not anthropomorphic
W H A T
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I can take the abuse too. That's also very nice.

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Nooooo I posted a half-feral

Can someone please explain this?

Food

fish are on a different mental level than otters

i just had sex
it's so overrated
it feels terrible compared to masturbation

Probably just boring pussy. But I wouldn't know.

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Ya

fuck man don't make me think shit like that

I heard a bullet to your head can be pretty exhilarating

Good as any, I just don't see how it could be any better
Maybe I just had high expectation

What's wrong?

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Must've been w/ a human

What animal/thing are you implying as superior

now you know

you have to admit it is fun though

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nvm... I guess it's probably best not to have huge expectations anyway...

Even a snug vag won't compare to your vulcan death grip wanking, I'm afraid. Yank it less, try again.

But yes, it's a bit overrated.

Well, technically I would...

Any

I go in with the mindset of "sex is supposed to be fun, it's not supposed to be the best single feeling in your life. It's just fun."

If you ever wanna feel more pathetic just know that all of you are turned on by animal drawings. Fucking losers

shhh mods might be listening

You should try it and find out.

Better women who are better at sex.

The rare tibetan love walrus

millionaire furfag with no regret or shame. ask me anything

you seem to not be aware of the idea of self awareness

They're busy doing other dumb shit like embedding YouTube videos in posts.

If you had to regret one thing, what would it be?

ok buddy

eh... I cant see it

I guess?

I mean, I don't see a point here

I did state I don't see how it could be any better

Above average thread tonight. . . too bad I'm going to work and can't fap right now.

Remember /fur/fridays? Yiff in hell

>you are turned on by animal drawings
Real live animals too :3

I wonder every day how different a marepussy feels compared to human.
I guess the fantasy makes it more of a turn on than it really is.

US has 15.7 million millionaires. It's not hard to believe when you realize millionaires aren't as rich as they used to be.

Not starting my own genetic engineering lab for reasons.

>I mean, I don't see a point here
If you're wanking manually you'll be using more pressure than a vagina is going to apply; if you're used to that, actual sex will invariably be a bit underwhelming. Maybe use nothing but a fleshlight for a bit.

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I learn better from an example. Go ahead, I'll watch

That's fair.

gtg eat dinner. be back later, keep the thread going

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I still don't see a point, why would I want sex to feel better

Be well, Auren. See ya.

Are you a millionaire? Are you a furfag? Do you have regret or shame? Can I ask you anything?

With all the sextoys around. Why are there no inflatabe furry girls with rubber pussy and ass you just gotta inflate?

I mena that market niche has to be overlooked.

yes yes no yes

Well that's because you've only had sex once.

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>itt anons make extraordinary claims

Face of the bunny on the body of the horse

Three or four times

I fuck dogs.

Am I doing it right?

Sounds like you just need a milf to show you what good pussy is like.

It's a start

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