BREAKING FUCKING NEWS

BREAKING FUCKING NEWS

NASA DETECTS MAGNETIC EXPLOSIONS ABOVE EARTH

engadget.com/2016/05/13/nasa-mms-magnetic-field-explosions/

WE SPACE WAR NOW

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scientificamerican.com/article/nasa-probes-witness-powerful-magnetic-storms-near-earth/

What does it all mean magnatron.

We fusion nao

>what did he mean by this

ayy lmao

toasting in an epic bread

please genocide the earth based aliens, please kill all of us

>sensors next to giant planet sized dynamo detect magnetic disturbances

Holy shit man what are the odds? Must be interstellar warfare!

#NOTALLMAGNETICFORCES

The Magnet King has finally come to kill the Jews

>Circus tent

ANCIENT ALIENS WAS RIGHT!

Explain

You realize this is a regularly occurring phenomenon? This is just the first time we've actually had satellites with the equipment necessary to measure magnetic fields go straight through the event and record all sorts of data about the disturbance.

Still pretty cool though.

How does this affect anything?

mind fucking blown

SHUT UP
NUKE MARS and canada JUST TO MAKE SURE

In one of the newer episodes they wank on about how there's about a dozen different alien factions and that some are involved in a war over earth.

One faction created us using their own DNA (they never explicitly state the aliens did a Kirk and fucked some local inhabitants - chimps - and brought humanity about that way but you can read between the lines) and another faction is looking to wipe us out because they want earth and our warlike nature makes us dangerous.

Loads of shite in the episode about the Van Allen Belt being an artificial creation to protect us, alien ground to space cannons in Siberia, etc.

Comedy gold.

>also realize gypsies live in tents

post your face when it's actually the negus mothership coming to pick up all the space melanoids to bring them back to their home planet

Theres no aliens you morons.

They are predictable magnetic explsions that occur because the sun shines kn the Earths magnetic field.

Watch the video.

Nasa reveals are so fucking boring that we have to exaggerate and speculate to insanity just to make them entertaining.

>NASA
Into the trash it goes

oh
my
god

The people on the show think we were all created by the aliens, not just the gibmedats.

>comparing two different photos, taken at two different times in two different locations at two different angles with two different cameras
Holy shit, the evidence is impenetrable!

dat pollution tho

This is the lamest irl super power. And people with that power irl are also usually fat. Thay also ''eat anything'' as in car and furniture.

Seriously useless unless you choose a career in circus freaks.

>What is perspective

You realize the earth is a sphere therefore its features would take the form and shape according to its structure therefore you have a distorted continent that is affected by a vantage point taken from space at different locations.

thats fucking rain retart

On that note I would like to had this is useless because you've never heard in the news about ''Man with magnetic power steal a bank!''

i wish a nigga would.

Gas the kikes, space war now

Now is the time and Trump has revealed himself to us.

here's the link to the article in Scientific American:

scientificamerican.com/article/nasa-probes-witness-powerful-magnetic-storms-near-earth/

Does this mean we're all dead?

Isn't it shocking, Muhamed?

Copy paste tool, actualy

It's probably just an orion engine bursting.

Fuck off space niggers we're full.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh (Im really a german tho)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

You called for a race war.

We called for back up.

funny thing, those people aren't "magnetic" they just have super sticky sweat.

They aren't all exactly the same they look different
>Also they look the same is not any real evidence

Niggers with dicks for heads.

Not exactly The Emperor's Astartes.

ALIENS MAGA WHEN

Finally the end has come.

>Nasa reveals are so fucking boring

as pretty much any basic scientific discovery for the average person.

Right now, this might indeed seem useless and boring. However, the data collected from this event should give a much better understanding of the complex interactions of magnetic fields in general, which is an essential part of making nuclear fusion reactors. So yeah, this is actually pretty important.

They revealed that this kid just had a really dirty body, which caused his skin to be sticky

If they put baby powder on him, his "power" would mysteriously vanish

does this mean all our communication devices will be knocked out and shit is about to hit the fan? as soon as everything shuts down im going to be on my way out of the city and to my country estate.

or should i stay here and defend my apartment from looters? fug.

K.....EKKK

Relatives from outer space eh? Two can play this game!

Its weather ballon. You silly goy.

WE WUZ ET AND SHEIT

FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

my power was out for an hour but came back on are we saved ?

will the ayy lmao's be sexy space ladies?

I now identify as a space magnet.

Sorry but Aliens don't exist

It's a transformer we are fucked.

lets establish spacetrade. refugees against alientech

BUSTED
But why?

why do people like OP perpetuate such false statements?

Getting really stoned and watching this show makes it ten times better

Cnn is reporting alien tanks in 30 minutes!

literally nothing

boy im sure glad im not made out of ferrous metal right now if you catch my know what i mean

>WE SPACE WAR NOW

bullshit.

it's just magnetic waves colliding and some come from the sun. wow, big deal Sup Forums.

>it was certainly that j00s and the lizard people

>b-but y is this news?

because NASA collected info about how these waves interact and why there are explosions.

>vast ass universe
>no other lifeforms but us

don't be stupid.

Holy shit. Looks like global warming is actually a hoax. I am #TrumpMissile now

>space elevator Fridays used to be a thing

Baby powder neutralizes magnetic fields due to strong antiferromagnetic interaction between the outer shell electrons in baby powder atoms.
Read a fucking science book, moron.

Satellites orbit cunt. Have you ever taken a panoramic shot. Shit doubles all the time. It would have been taking photos at a much closer ranger and then a computer stitched it all together

I've actually heard of that theory. That Grey aliens are evil and Nordic aliens work against them and are pure good.

I miss those. Even the blue pilled faggots on other boards admitted that they were some of the best threads on the site.

...

From what I remember of the episode it said there were about 3 different Grey species, a Reptillian one and others. No mention of a Nordic one.

Apparently there's a race that looks like a praying mantis and they're the truly evil ones.

They even had some former Canadian defence minister on the show saying that it was true, all true. And that the Yanks are at the heart of it all.

News just in. NASA sends probe to Uranus
everybody everywhere giggles

Top fucking kek, got a name for the episode?

It was season 9 and I think it was called Alien Wars.

Worth a look for comedy value alone.

Then the dawning horror sets in when you realise millions of Burger People, including influential celebrities, take this show as the true and unvarnished facts.

The entire premise of the show is that anything, and I mean anything, that was ever invented (fire, building, the wheel, rockets) was far too advanced for humans to come up with so there MUST have been alien intervention.

There's even an entire episode where they say Werner von Braun had to have been influenced by aliens to kickstart our space programme as rockets were too advanced for any human to imagine/create. They neglect to explain why the Chinese had (albeit smaller) rocket technology for centuries before WvB upscaled it, made it out of metal instead of wood and used it to bomb London.

I sure do hate niggers

Please come back space elevator

>ABOVE EARTH

Or was it below?

he was on cripplechan a few months ago, I do not think he will come back

God I miss those threads. Back when Sup Forums was the best board on Sup Forums.

ayy lmao?

>NUKE MARS and canada JUST TO MAKE SURE

What did Mars ever do to us? Leave those red-skin faggots alone. Do what ever you want though with the leafs.

>being this out of touch with reality

Gypsies live in palaces not tents.

ayy lmao

Still working on it,clever clogs?

>mfw ausbro not shitposting

A space elevator/fountain just became a whole lot more plausible.

Self assembling carbon nanotubes.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=w1d0Lg6wuvc

Do retards like this actually exist? Or is Brazil just shit posting.

this nigga

Hes skin was still stick + he balanced the stuff

you are a fucking idiot

>giant planet sized dynamo

You mean I could tap my laptop in the earth?

>, alien ground to space cannons in Siberia

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian–Triassic_extinction_event

The Permian–Triassic (P–Tr) extinction event, colloquially known as the Great Dying, the End Permian or the Great Permian Extinction,[2][3] occurred about 252 Ma (million years) ago,[4] forming the boundary between the Permian and Triassic geologic periods, as well as the Paleozoic and Mesozoic eras. It is the Earth's most severe known extinction event, with up to 96% of all marine species[5][6] and 70% of terrestrial vertebrate species becoming extinct.[7] It is the only known mass extinction of insects.[8][9] Some 57% of all families and 83% of all genera became extinct. Because so much biodiversity was lost, the recovery of life on Earth took significantly longer than after any other extinction event,[5] possibly up to 10 million years.[10]

There is evidence for between one and three distinct pulses, or phases, of extinction.[7][11][12][13] Suggested mechanisms for the latter include one or more large bolide impact events, massive volcanism, coal or gas fires and explosions from the Siberian Traps,[14] and a runaway greenhouse effect triggered by sudden release of methane from the sea floor due to methane clathrate dissociation or methane-producing microbes known as methanogens;[15] possible contributing gradual changes include sea-level change, increasing anoxia, increasing aridity, and a shift in ocean circulation driven by climate change.

>"ITS HABBENING"
>its not happening

All I want now is Dan Carlin doing a show on that stuff.