Spent the weekend in county jail.. Ask me anything

Spent the weekend in county jail.. Ask me anything

What did you do?

anything?

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Evading arrest
Their cars were too slow. I eventually gave up tho..

How does it feel to be a felon, you degenerate

>cars were too slow, but I got tired so I decided to become a felon

How many jailers did you blow. Don't lie. Everybody has to blow one at some point even weekenders.

>Driving back from party
>Friend is with me
>Drunk as fuck
>I start falling asleep on the freeway
>Start swerving
>Cops turns on his lights
>I step on it because fuck a DWI
>I out run the motherfucker
>Too many cops start chasing
>Give up
>Don't avoid DWI and catch another charge

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I spent a month in county jail

I'm not a girl dumbass

How was it

It honestly sucked man.. I got no sleep, the food sucked and most people are shitty. I don't want to be in there again but that's what I get for being stupid.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Stay out.

So you are retarded?

You fucking idiot. Even if you did get away, you realize they have your plate number right?

Fucking faggot moron

I spent the weekend at a nudist resort, surrounded by naked women.

..ok?