I was kayaking in the holodeck again

>I was kayaking in the holodeck again

Wait, so if they die in the holodeck they can die in real life too? What the fuck?

if the safety protocols are low enough, yes.

> Computer
> Make me an twenty exact replicas of Jean Luc Picard, but make them all naked
> Now make sure they exist using hard light and teleport each one to a location on the ship that Jean Luc Picard is not currently at
> After five seconds, delete them
> Oh and disengage safety protocols.

Some men just want to watch the world bern haha!

>Computer
>Creater two-hundred self-aware John Wayne Gacys each with John Holme's penis.
>materialize them in the school
>disengage safety protocols

It's O'Brien, he can easily disable the safeties with his skillz

>Sorry i'm late, i raped an entire sorority again in the holodock.

Actually if you reach real quick for something you can pull your own arm/elbow without anything on the holodeck hurting you. Basically safety protocols can't stop it.

>It's a Barclay''s anime harem escapes the holodeck episode

>computer
>generate 70 tons of sarin gas using hard light
>and teleport it inside the lungs of every male crew member under 6 feet
>disengage safety protocols

Good point.

I just realized this is the future of holodeck technology and gaming, its inevitable.

>Computer
>Disengage safety protocols
>Please generate thirty five thousand pounds of unstable uranium in the densest form possible
>Place it in the female bathroom for three minutes please.

I sometimes wonder if something like this would even be allowed, or would moralfags ban it.

>Computer
>Please generate four unconscious naked human preteens in the bridge immediately
>Oh, And redirect security there immediately

i don't understand either of these jokes.

>computer
>fill all available space within the enterprise with copies of lwoxana troy
>disengage safety protocols

You can't use the holodeck outside of its room.

>you may live long enough to experience this

that's what safety protocols are about man, haven't you seen the episode where genghis khan etc come out of the deck and take over the ship?

no

its in the original star trek, so it's pretty well woven into pop culture as well.

Go watch it, it's brilliant.

>computer
>generate 50 rape gangs on random parts of the ship
>generate 50 Tasha Yars
>disengage safety protocols

i dont remember the original star trek having a holodeck

abused by keiko again
>i... i ran into a door, yeah

the savage curtain didn't include any holodeck shit.

>computer
>generate an exact replica of Raffey Cassidy during the filming of Tomorrowland (2015)
>generate a bdsm starter pack
>teleport both to my quarters
>disengage safety protocols

>be Barclay
>create fully fucntional holodeck on the holodeck
>rerout regular holodeck controls to holodeck holodeck
>create second pocket holodeck that only I can control on actual holodeck outside of holodeck holodeck
>use pocket holodeck to create real life clone of myself
>turn off safety protocols in holodeck holodeck and murder my clone by smothering them in a room full of giant breasts
>leave dead clone to be found by crew
>live rest of my life in pocket holodeck

wtf one of my favourite episodes is when they trick Moriarty into thinking he can leave the holodeck when he really can't. What the fuck happened?

I wonder if O'Brien had holodeck programs were he watched Keiko get fucked by Sisko?

I mean we knew she hated him and so did his daughter.

hes trolliing

Shiiiiiiiit.

o'brien has a holodeck program where he can fuck loli keiko. she may be young, but she has needs you know

How would they stop it (assuming personal mini holodecks at home)?

its a commie federation, they probably have a commissar validate every single hologram you use

why else would they pay quark actual currency for his?