Okay, I followed the rules, so we're friends now. :3 mmhm

Okay, I followed the rules, so we're friends now. :3 mmhm.

i am your friend, i think your worth something and i want you to succeed in whatever you choose to do with your life

show pussy bitc... friend

Post a panty pic, please

If you're my friend.. You should help me decide what to do with my life x3

Beautiful tits

Oh no my dear...I'm afraid not. We are not friends. Especially the ones who say they are.

You're fat so no

Not until we're best friends, okay? :3

sure. we're friends. would you suck your friend's cum?
or at least post a vid of you doing so?

..I'm fat? :(

Yeah, Sorry.

Really Nice Tits.
Let's see more, friend.

You making my dick fat!! Post more pics

Could you maybe record a vocaroo of you moaning? Alternatively some dirty talk.

where are you from my newest friend?

Good pun

You need glasses.

shoe penis

Tits are ok. How about pussy?

Sharpie in pooper faggot

Do you have a sharpie or pen you could squeeze between your tits for a pic?

This, and I'll reconsider our friendship

..s-should I stop eating..? :(

Got a job? If not, get one.

I think a lot of people get stuck up on doing a specific "thing" with their life when in fact; just doing ANYTHING at all puts you way ahead of most of the people in the world today.
If i were to give you advice I would say find happiness first and formost and after that, your path will pave itself as you see newfound beauty in the world around you.

Nop, shes chubby

>shoe penis
Ok.

Best friend's for life, now spread that cunt

idc if you're a guy or girl just show your pussy/cock

check em btw

Pussy pic?

That all you got?

No.

Maybe you're not fat yet, but I can see you pushing maximum poundage

Stop taking pics upside down.
Your tits look like sad pancakes.

ok fine, lets go watch sex in the city or something gorgeous

You're fine, you're not my type thats all

So what?

Fuck yes show us more baby

fuck off randy

you arent fat dont worry

What size are your tits?

Just not my type chill out

fuck off randy

kys
> inb4 white night

RANDY! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Chick plays by the rules & you give her a mind-fuck, retard.

FUCK OFF RANDY YOU GODDAM PIECE A SHIT PUT A SHIRT ON

Fuck off Randy!

Your tits are marvelous. Show them things off. I'd love to bury my face in them

fucking white trash randy i swear

FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR TRAILER RANDY!

Im just going to go to bed.. Night guys.. Sorry.

You ain't fat. Dude just ain't got the dick game to lay on a thick woman

Hello friend!

Randy ran her off.
There goes your free tits tonight, boys.
WTG, Randy.

shutup bitch you didnt provide enough, this is a randy thread now

I read this in Cleveland's voice

Hey best friend, can you write "Sir Will" in a loveheart on your chest?

fuck off randy

What rules you fucktard start thinking with the head and I mean the one that has brain and If you mean rules by the timestamp it also includes the no attention whores

Don't do that. Why you gonna let these neckbeards get to You? These dudes are fat, smelly, and ain't never ducked a real woman. They don't have any say in how great your tits are

Thread-Killer.

loooooooooool

Randy's right but still fuck off!

>ducked

are you fucking retarded? or does mommy not let you say the dirty words? fuck off summerfag

Fuck you fag we worship attention whores around here. They're our whores we love them. What's the fucking point. Every bitch that posts on here is looking for attention you fag

Damn.... nice boobs show us moarr and if you want i show you mi dick :3 as friends for sure.

summerfag detected

She's gone

It's auto correct you fucking noob virgin fag. Maybe if you crawled away from your computer desk long enough to grab a bag of Cheetos and a soda you'd know how phones work idiot

General fag detected

>she

HE is probably still lurking ITT fapping to all the fucking gullibles

Why she leave? Are we certain she's gone?

Because.. Maybe you guys are right.. I'm not good enough.

Kek

>fucking faggot has to have software to automatically correct his constant mistake

...

shutup faggot

MAN DETECTED
fuck off with your feigned self pity bitch we have no room for such things on this board.

Former camwhore here. Posted my nudes here in 09 and they're still reposted almost daily. Protip- don't show your face. It will haunt you FOREVER

I'm crying let me put it on my no give shit notebook

prove it

"look at me im a little faggot that keeps a diary.. uh i mean notebook"

l0l

there's a good chance you've jerked it to my nudes

Great advice

Yup

...

Its a trap

theres a good chance you're full of shit and just a thirty year old neckbeard too

*Fat

lol the fucking trolling in this thread

ok?? you didn't state your business. are you that new to this?

...

lie
> sage

fuck off randy!

randy seriously caused fucking all of this

Well the Fatso stop posting so I was right, see you faggots

I just want a genuine friend, it doesn't have to involve butt stuff :')

chuckled

Get the fuck out!!!