G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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You ask this question a lot op.

Sounds like you're projecting. Don't be a pussy, be an Hero.

If I kill myself today I can't go out tonight. Comon user, think.

Don't be a faggot. It beats those andy sixx threads, trap threads, gay shota/loli and the alice trap threads.

Family and Puss

appreciate the feedback.
good point.
where u going tonite?
nice dubs, and thanks.
do you combine the two?

it isn't the worst thread cancering up the board I will admit but still OP is clearly projecting and looking for a reason to stay alive. But it's always someone else's reason.

Op should just stop being a coward out an kill himself.

>do you combine the two?
only for my special cuz ;)

I didn't sleep.

you're feedback is valueable. perhaps i am projecting, i should do some self-soul-searching.
i hear that.
why not?

>i hear that.
you hear what exactly

what you said

so you are versed in cousin-al relations as well. like me?

6.7 inch dick
Decent pay at work
7/10 gf with no attitude problem
No health problems
Decent social life, though will admit most friends dont get the shit i like, thus Sup Forums
Life is pretty good, hope abdullah doesnt blow himself next to me

jokes on you I didn't sleep last night

once when in my teenage years, i fooled around with a distance cousin. that's about it. still not good, but she was a distant cousin and we were both young and horny for each other.

why not?
all good things.

Yo my man do me a favor. Stop posting this thread and go find a very tall building and jump off with no parachute. You fucking aids invested fucking loser sack of shit. Kill yourself.

all good user. I did more than fool around my direct cousin now. We fuck and I cum inside her frequently.. But you are equal to me, feels good, don't it??

thanks for the advice.
yeah it feels great.

I'm too lazy to go buy a suitable rope. Maybe tomorrow

have a good day today.

I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

>yeah it feels great.
yep it feels real goooooddd

happy sat, catholic bro.

Got source?

nah, no sauce.
pity, you were one off from trips.

Because there are niggers out there who need to die way worse than I do

too busy, got shit to do

dubs of racism. congrats.
cool. what you going to do?

cuz im bout to smoke a blunt brah

Happy saturday! How you doing?

put up some shelving, play with my dogs, food shopping, ride motorcycles

My wife is making salmon tonight. It's my favorite.

Because my wife just told me she's pregnant. I sort of want to meet my kid.

nice, have a good smoke.
i'm doing ok. bout to hit the gym.
what about you?
nice. what bike you got?
salmon is awesome.
congrats on the kid. hope she has a safe pleasant pregnancy.

That sounds great man, it must feel great

Day with the kids. Gonna go expand the garden space, play a game or two, normal stuff.
These will be the greatest years of your life. God bless you.

Sort of suprised, but it does feel awesome. We were going to start trying soon, and hadn't really had a super ton of sex recently because busy shit. I had to ravage her a few times after she told me. Life's good.

going to prom and get laid

Dont worry, i want to die everyday i wake up.

depressive tumblr fag

I'm not sure. I got ghosted by a girl I really liked and thought she cared about me. Nobody seems to want to talk to me anymore and the further I sink into depression, the worse everything gets.

I don't have a reason to live, but I don't really have a reason to kill myself, either. I'm sort of just waiting now.

what u planted in your garden?
nice.
g'luck. have fun.
i hope you stop feeling like that in the mornings.

I see various threads here and I don't get what is going on with them. So please explain to me like if I was a 5 year old girl trapped in the body of a 50 year old man with an arab moustache and bombs around my belt menacing you to explode if you don't respect my personal inner sexual identity.

1) - Those threads with porn gifs asking you what is the meaning of living and why don't you kill yourself.

If I get it right, those threads are mixing both physical (the bodies and the act of coitus) and metaphysical (the meaning of life and the very existance) subjects in the same post. Sensu strictu, sex is physical and doesn't attend to any other inquiry besides pleasure; it doesn't attend, a priori, to any other particular purpose and its main objective is the personal, poetrical, beautiful and paired manifestation of love, respect, art and caring between two or more people.

From the metaphysical point of view, life doesn't have any other purpose other than life itself. As if, life was its own meaning, like if life itself and not other human construct or reduction (like sex, pleasure, or other human feelings measured from human dimensions) was able to resume its meaning at its fullest.

Thanks bro :)

Cant be arsed

2) - Those thread in which the posters CHOOSE what girl would they fuck, according to what they decide / say / roll / do / seem.

Have you ever beared in mind women's point of view? I won't discuss any mechanistic strategy to get laid with women (as it's authentically true that most of them obey to lots of sthereotypical issues -and that's the way it has to be, I'm glad that biceps and abs compose part of the criteria as they reflect a work and an effort from men to respect their bodies-), but what confuses me the most is: why do you rely your ability to do REAL CHOOSINGS above simple imageposts, why do you prefer to do those choosings in threads? I can assume that trying to do choosings and risks in life is way more difficult than in Sup Forums, but jeez, I sincerely prefer to read paraphilia here, more than a substitute of the authentically beautiful women that are out there (or in /hc/, /s/, or /gif/), exposed VOLUNTARILY for the SIMPLE CONTEMPLATION AND ADMIRATION, like if they were pure art, monuments of love, of dynamics, of POETRY itself.

We're planning on planting some broccoli, carrots, and potatoes. I was the guy yesterday who talked about his yard.

3 and finally) - The log of shit of that fucking Andy Sixx

WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO ACCEPT THAT ANDY SIXX' LOG OF SHIT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CRAFT EVER CREATED BY MEN. Oh lord I wish I could feel that warm long gross pack of shit impaling my guts oh wow.

So, awaiting your answers while playing with the bombs in my belt while phantasizing about playing with 5 year old boy children, I'll be posting beautiful women other anons greatly shared these days before.

honestly I don't know why.
i started doing this thread some time ago, probably as a joke. and now I just keep on doing it. There is no grand purpose that I know of.
oh... catholic bro is also gardening bro.
I see.
tldr

I fell in love with this image. Omg I wish I could have an opportunity with a black girl. :/

Being unemployed is fucking depressing as fuck, when you wake up at 5pm everyday and realize that you studied to get a job and never get one.

>Those eyes in relaxation
>That particular simmetry of the curves of their bodies
>The perfect mathematical expression of the wave along his cord
>The asymptote all along the hypothetical limit between the borders of their -I like to imagine so- BEAUTIFUL BIG MAYOR LABIA...

Why caring so much about racial issues as a whole etnics, and not caring the same about the effort you could do with YOURSELF to be the man they would like to find... to be the man they DESERVE to stay with...

black girls are cool.
hope you get some black cooch soon.
i like all colors.g'luck finding a job man.

Personally, I've been rejected multiple times and many other great men have stolen from the girls they wanted to be in compromise with me in the first time -you can consider me a beta cuck as you call them from your priorities-.

In addition, I am really aware about all those strategic inner engines women are attached to in order to optimize the possibilities to get laid with them. As if getting laid finished being more like a commercial research than an spontaneous act of living, a particular and personal way of finding a great equilibrium between the way one want to be, and the person one want to find in life. In short, it is like, somehow, the risk of choosing what one want to be doesn't deserve the benefit of feeling fine with oneself more than the benefit from simulating with the penis in his extension and girth what the faeces do in the way along the rectal conduct.

As if a man's greatest achievement could be resumed in his productivity and worth no more than the shit he poops everyday he can eat. Which shocks me everytime I think about it.

Haha, nice.

sell everything you have, apply for a visa in New Zealand, check in a hostel, ask around for work there and you'll find a job in less than a week. It's hard in the beginning, but when you've found a nice hostel in a city on the coast plus work, you're gonna have the time of your life.

Yep. It helps with the financial burden.

I'm from Hong Kong and did that.

Thanks op.

An explanation is needed here.

tldr
nice duba dubs tho.
cool.
the kids help in the garden?
no prob.

Cheapest flight from here to NZ is around 1,5k

Only Peter and John, the two oldest. I don't need 4 helpers, y'know?

what where do you come from? Fly when there are no holidays in your country and on a tuesday. Spain is on the opposite of the globe and it's cheaper from there than your price.

i feel you.
thats cool.
hope ur crop harvest is good this year.
nice dubs. good of you to offer travel advice.

Finland and i check for 1st of next month and it is tuesday, 1,5k to get there

Same, gives the kids something to be proud of.

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723Euro

Maybe you didn't look for one way tickets

That is interesting, ill give it a good think.

inform yourself about it. If you're under 30, there are some special visas you can get. There is a lot of material for people who want to go work and travel in NZ.

sauce?

and bring proud is good.
what's special about new zealand, why there?

close to 23

Friend did himself in earlier this week, second friend in 2yrs. I've basically given up on an hero-ing myself after seeing their families.

sorry about your friend(s)
glad you are going to not go down that path.
stay strong user.

did they kill them selves cos of you??? lol hahaha

that was mean.
funny.
but mean.
how r u?

i want to keep living

Any source on this..

>killing yourself on a weekend
It can wait until monday.

nope, one drugs one ptsd

cuz i'm able bodied and have potential to cum into many more vaginas before i die

none.
yeah enjoy the wknd.
ptsd claimed someone i know too. :-(

I have a nurtuting, motherly gf whose helping me losing weight, being more outgoing and helping me with my videogame developement studies

that's great man.
cherish her.

awaiting new season of bojack horseman

never seen it.
is it a good show?
what it's about?