/hoc/

flim flams getting zim zammed edition

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Pricebabbies strike again.

>laffs
>boilers
>flims
>cantcups
>yest
lmfao

thoughts?

Who are they?

Remember when the Flames were good?

what's wrong with their face?

>islanders have to travel 8+ hours for 41 games
absolutely garbage

1) Habs
2) Leafs
3) Sens

1) Jackets
2) Caps
3) Pens
4) >rags
5) Canes

1) Wild
2) Hawks
3) Preds

1) Ducks
2) Oilers
3) Sharks
4) Canucks
5) Kings

Screencap this lads.

Remember when you're a big enough faggot to be bragging about Cups you don't actually remember unless you're currently 51 years old?

not really

Forgetting the Iqaluit team laddie

Nothing

MAGA

2 ez for Kuzy
That glide past the dman

pres for who?

Dubs confirm.

tavares beast mode coming soon lad

>slootjersey

>pens
>losing to the Ruins

tavares is a cuck

Kuznetsov's skating reminds me of Fedorov
Ridiculously smooth and deceptively quick

Wild, but they lose round 2 to the Hawks.

#TavaresWatch

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Remember when the Leafs were relevant?
Remember when Mats Sundin went to the Canucks?
Remember when Martin Gelinas blew you away in 2002?
Remember when Jeremy Roenick smashed you in 2004?
Remember when Greg Adams crushed you in 1994?
Remember when you were in a playoff spot in March 2014 and you completely wiped out to miss the playoffs?

>snes pp
oilers level of bad

DELET

>Remember when the Leafs were relevant
nobody does

>we won a cup 30 years ago

Double minor 2 shots

Hahaha

>we won a cup 50 years ago and haven't been close since

what team are you even referring to?

They almost won it in 2006 but >we cucked them

What is the best place in the United States, for someone who just likes soccer and the MLS (Major League Soccer) and hates the NBA, hates the MLB (Major League Baseball) hates the NHL and hates the NFL?

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Orlando maybe?

Thanks for doing shit all since you shitting shitters.

But the Canes are cool. Wish them the best. Their fans are nice.

Cuba or Venezuela

Sens

he's not that fast though. In terms of speed he's somewhere between Ovie and Zucker.

Oilels are pretty cool too.

mexico

>It's a Oilcuck tripfag trying to make themselves feel superior when in fact have been just as irrelevant as the leafs episode

Good job Pongs you useless sacks of shit.

Those are independent countries

They are not states of the united states

Nah

sure he is..

All the Canadian teams are irrelevant.

>A leaf in /hoc/ wishing the Canes the best instead of misery and Quebec.
I am now in peace.

All you brown people are the same anyway, so what's the difference?

are they?

Bugger off Nige

They were annexed by Trump recently.

Then why do you try to argue the pecking order on top of dogshit hill?

Reminder you either don't remember the last Oilers cup win or you're 51 years old

either way you're a fucking plug KEK

Is there a more underwhelming "star' this season than Anze Kopitar?

nobody but frogs and some booty blasted gatekeepernadians dislike the canes
they're pretty based.

This is jock

>who is the kid on the Sabers for 200

Toews

Also why the hell is Andrew Copp a 1st line winger? The fuck 'peg?

>we'll always fuck up at playoffs and never even get close

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canes can suck my balls
>move to quebec

>I'm gonna hang out in the right circle and take one timers at the net
Goddammit, Stammer
Also stop being ded and get better

most of us are memeing when we make fun of the canes being relocated, the only ones who are being serious are autistic oilcucks because you guys rekt them, and hongcouverites because they're mentally ill

ROUND 1:
EAST:
>Habs OVER >rags in 7
>Sens OVER Leafs in 7
>Canes OVER Jackets in 6
>Caps OVER Pens in 7
WEST:
>Wild OVER Kings in 6
>Kawks OVER Preds in 6
>Ducks OVER Canucks in 4
>Sharks OVER Oilers in 5
ROUND 2:
EAST:
>Habs OVER Sens in 5
>Caps OVER Canes in 5
WEST:
>Kawks OVER Wild in 6
>Sharks OVER Ducks in 6
SEMIS:
>Sharks OVER Kawks in 5
>Caps OVER Habs in 7
FINAL:
>Sharks OVER Caps in 7

Wingels dropping some spaghetti in his first game with the Sens.

Pate is elite
So is Bryan Little by the way

FERLAND

>shorks

LAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wtf is this jibberish
>go to ur corner

Wow your Stanley Cup matchup is surprisingly believable. Now let's see if the caps can actually fucking get it done.

"HEEEEEE'S BAAAACK"

>>Canes OVER Jackets in 6
I like the sound of this

>Fagthers starting a goalie whose wife is in labor
Jesus fucking Christ

Burns and Couture are killing it.

>Laine returns from death
>suddenly I'm no longer the lone finn on /hoc/
really activates the almonds

Yup

Albuquerque Canadiens?

wtf is Wingels doing

couture is so ugly he should be forcibly castrated to prevent those genes from ever appearing again

DUBS CONFIRM IT

rude

I know but are we going to discount all their years of choking? I'm disillusioned from the other year when I put money on them and they choked a 3-0 series lead vs the Kings

I'm sure marchand's nose keeps growing every week

>And with the 10th overall pick, the New York Rangers are proud to select Dylan McIlrath

>Caps making it past the first round
>laffs making the playoffs
>Canucks making the playoffs
>Jackets nowhere to be seen

the rest of his body is shrinking

The west isnt what it used to be. I'm surprised that I just realized the sharks actually might be team I would pick to come out of the west. Chicago is always dangerous but they're a fragment of what they used to be. The wild have Boudreau so that's an automatic game 7 loss in 2nd or 3rd round. The ducks have potential but idk if I trust their goalie. The rest are really nothing special.

L A I N E
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LMAO HOW CAN OTHER COUNTRIES EVEN COMPETE MAKE FINLAND GREAT AGAIN SPURDO SPÖRÖLÖÖ :-DDDDDDD

I thought it was hilarious when the Jests took Logan Stanley in the 1st round last year, he is primed to be the next McIlrath/Griffin Reinhart, just not taken as high

ahem

>The ducks have potential but idk if I trust their goalie.

Carlyle also barely plays his 4th line which is not going to help the top 3 lines in terms of being able to survive the playoff slog

Fucking kill yourself oil cuck

>stop mcmeme
>literally nothing else left

I want to bet on Oilers making a deep playoff run, but not being in the playoffs 10 years before that, I don't know...