How do you know when you have been browsing Sup Forums too much?

how do you know when you have been browsing Sup Forums too much?

when you call your mom a nigger
and
when you fell awkward around kids

got it

probably when you're 100% indifferent to the worst rekt thread

When you look at the time 10 hours after being on Sup Forums

When you cant separate Sup Forums from reality

When you stand in front of the window fapping at the people walking by.

this

When you and a couple of other anons raid twitch streams for 9 hours straight

when you join this the jamboree discord server: yHUJYJZ

When people stop calling you a faggot

these all seem logical

>how do you know when you have been browsing Sup Forums too much?
When you buy a karambit? (Every Day Cringe)
When you buy a fedora?
When you want to fuck fats
When you like feminine penis (no homo!)
When you show up just to lie and have other liars believe you. Girls you know/shouldn't share/post your ex/girls you fucked/etc
When your fat.
When you decide you like fur.
When you are still posting even though the place went to complete cringe shit.. DAMMIT I'm posting here too much!

>fell awkward around kids

Thisv

When you start saying kek instead of actually laughing

But how will you hangout with your friends?

>When nigger and faggot become adjectives
>when youve developed a boipucci fetish
>when you laugh at things like car accidents and work related injuries
>when you start thinking lolicon is good
>when you become racist
>being brainwashed to like dicks

Etc.

You cant rape friends

what about when you really do not care for browsing the site anymore but still do. i know you youngsters call it lurking but hey, shut the fuck up about that unless you have some new cracky material

you find yourself thinking Hitler was a sympathic man

When instead of studying in college you browsed Sup Forums and now you're a 26yo failure working a dead-end shitty job with no car or money and can't escape and should just jump in front of a bus, but still browse Sup Forums. That's too damn much.

When something like this elicits no reaction, except (perhaps) amusement.

dear god...
thats me...

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

got anything original? copypastas don't really amuse me

you seem to be the part of the majority, but only the minority wants to respond

When you want to kill yourself constantly
When you naturally minimize log of shit threads
When you use the word nigger to describe everything
When faggot is a term of endearment
When you quit smoking weed after twenty years because it's degenerate
When you find yourself sympathizing with trump even though you don't care about politics
When you think damn my daughter is going to be sexy when she becomes a teenager
When anyone shows you a meme on their phone and you just stare at them quietly because you've seen it fifty fucking times months or even years ago
When in every thread with nudes you expect to see some skank you know
When you think vanilla porn is a complete waste of time
When you use the word weeaboo in a real life conversation
When you've memorized the captchas
When you deeply long to kick japanamoots ass and you have no idea why
When you miss razorchan
When you constantly notice the number 88 IRL
When your try to explain your position on trans rights as " good let them render themselves sterile so the defective genes can't be passed down" and your wife just stares at you blankly
When you make long ass lists like this because you do nothing else with your life

the list is quite short, fam
so you're not wasting your time because you do nothing else with your life :)

winner

When you close a Sup Forums tab only to open a new one
When you see every god tier album thread has the exact same ten albums every time
When you can no longer watch any porn with niggers in it
When you send sheeiiiit memes to your two black friends
When you still realize traps are gay but can't quit looking at bailey jay
When you know the thread is bait and you respond anyway with a heavy sigh
When you tell someone to kill themselves here at least 3 times a day
When you laugh every time someone gets hurt, even if it's a child or serious injury
When you respond to the shittiest thread possible because it's better than dick rate fb trap ect
When for some inexplicable reason Sup Forums is your home board even though there's actually somewhat interesting boards out there (looking at you /diy/)
When rape fantasies become real and you get pissed off that your wife won't do it
When you refuse to buy Cheetos because of the neck beard meme
When every sizable post is a copy pasta
When you hate reddit with a fiery passion and actually have good reason
When the only time you get trips or quads no one checks em and you get pissed
Also when someone posts something completely fucking retarted and you have to respond to check em
When there's drug threads and you're praying for an OD
When you realize its all just a massive circle jerk
When you hate the sight of bananas
When the word Loli makes your cringe
When you realize Nickel is a furry faggot
When you're still not convinced Alice 3D isn't a trap
When you scan every femanon thread for tits/timestamp and bail if there's none after ten replies
When you actually like THE BEST threads
When nigger hate threads don't make you uncomfortable anymore
When you can tell someone has posted the same thread 3 times in the last 24 hours

Wait, there's more! See:
Also, yeah, outside of work and home I don't do shit. Married with kids and all...

>jerking off to traps and not thinking you're a disgrace
>calling people a nigger in public
>using kek in conversation
>emprisoning your modest penis in a plastic case

When you see other dudes dicks and not think its gay anymore/ you second guess your sexuality

yup...
it's time to stop...

most of the things you've listed are about me :/
so its time to leave 4chinz for good...

bye every leaf that's been shitposting on Sup Forums
bye every k-pop thread on /bant/
bye Sup Forums you gave me some really good reccomendations
bye Sup Forums. you're were my first board and the one who got me into this shitstorm

and...
bye, anons


anyway...
...
brb in 5 mins, Sup Forumsros

cockmongler!

It's like a lucky dip in his head

Retarted post, trips checked