Tell me your crazy, gone wrong, fucked up, sex stories

Tell me your crazy, gone wrong, fucked up, sex stories

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>be me
>have sex
>wtf im gay

>be me 18yo
>come home really drunk one night
>ask sister to give me oral

what were you drinking?

>be me
>18
>permavirgin
>feels bad man

tequila and absinthe

and Long Island iced teas for some fucking insane reason

it's okay my dude, there's someone for everyone

bum

p

I was 14 or something and i had a sleep over with my 12 year old cousin. and she started like saying odd stuff. and all of a sudden she was kissing my neck and shit and i felt really gay but i thought "Fuck it" and i started kissing her and stuff (some lesbian cp shit). and when i went down there to kiss her... she was in her period. and i got so disgusted that i inmediatly stoped and we havent talked ever since.

>Be me.

>15 year old girl.

>I went to buy a soda.

>Old drunk guy tells me im pretty.

>I thank him and walked away.

>Drunk guy follows me 3 blocks.

>I confront him. hes confident that his stronger.

>Asks for oral.

>Thats when i take out my tazer and my 1911.

>He runs away.

Bullshit.

it really doesnt fucking matter if you dont belive me. i just posted for my post. i do have a fucking gun because im enlisted in the EZLN

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapatista_Army_of_National_Liberation

>"Take out my tazer and my 1911"
Kek both at the same time?

except him

:(

Well did she suck you off or not???

well its better to fucking over kill that to get raped in the forest. retard

she stormed off to her room and slammed the door, just as well cos I probably was too drunk to get it up anyway

plus she was 15 at the time so probably not a great move on my part

ive always wanted to try absinthe. but i doubt you can get it in southern mexico. although i can probably find some in CDMX

strongest alcoholic drink ive drunk is POX but thats all. worst trip ive had was with brugmansia (Angels Trumpet).

I didn't touch absinthe for years after that, next time I was with a chick who got so wasted she got naked in the bar. And she was a newly qualified MD.

Well let me ask you this. Would it have been worse off if you asked your underage sister too and she did and you realised what happened when you woke up?

>have shit time with gf so go out for walk
>see sex shop on walk
>wander in and have a look around
>find illuminated staircase into basement where there's a bunch of cabins
>check out and find that you throw money in to watch porn
>keep looking and find a door where it says to pay admission for
>curious so i pay and walk in
cont. next post

you americans are so fucking sensitive to age. jesus christ. at 15 you can fucking think properly to make decisions like that.

Yes. That would have been a LOT worse. I mean, breakfast the next day was kinda awkward as it was, if I'd cum in her mouth then we'd never have had any kind of friendship. At all. Ever.

it was still his sister tho

yeah thats what happened to me and my cousin..

(well i have to note that she is adopted).

i like where this is going

yeah. i kinda felt stupid after saying that comment. sorry, Sup Forums makes me salty af.

>wander through dark corridor linking a room with more cabins with movies running without extra fee to a bathroom and 2 big sceen rooms
>there's a huge leather bed in front of the screen and seat rows like in a regular cinema
>watch movie on the screen just standing in the door for a while
>not noticing some dude moving up on me from behind
cont. next post

don't worry, i understand your salt

Keep going

ty :3

>freeze as a hand out of nowhere starts moving down into my pants
>wtf wtf wtf wtf
>cannot move and have no idea what's going on
>feel finger playing around at my sphincter and pushing
>enters me without any problem
>having kind of out of body experience as i feel the finger wriggling inside my asshole as my eyes are glued to the screen
>notice that my body doesn't react, even my heart beats calmly
>notice getting hard
>[wtf intensifies]
cont. next post

Yas

and for everyone there's someone, and that someone is OP's mom.

>be me 12yo
>be in my room naked and beating off to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn
>mom walks in
>what are you doing? are you masturbating to photoshopped Wesley Crusher porn?
>her clothes fall off
>she pushes a fist into my anus
>elbow deep with no lube
>reaches round and starts into slapping the end of my dick onto the corner of the desk
>my bowel muscles contracting around her forearm
>head of my dick turning purple, throbbing in agony and pleasure as she forces raw spaghetti down my tiny piss hole and flexes the shaft so it breaks into agonizing shards in my urethra
>I'm fantasizing that Wesley is raping me
>mom is calling me a little faggot as her arm works in and out of me, starting to get lubed with my blood and diarrhea
>she starts biting my nipples til they bleed
>edges me for about six hours that way
>finally it's too much
>the rhythmic pulsing in my intestines combines with the agony in my penis, producing the most unimaginably intense orgasm
>I ejaculate about six pints of preteen semen into my hamster's cage, drowning the poor animal
>collapse panting, nearly blacked out from the intensity of the painful orgasm
>blood oozing from my ruined penis and I will never hold be able to my feces in ever again
>she stands over me and releases a torrent of scalding hot urine over me then defecates into my open mouth
>I swallow it down greedily and managed to stammer out the words "thank you so much mom" as she kicks me in the stomach
>before she leaves, she forces the still-twitching corpse of my semen-drenched hamster into my gaping and prolapsed rectum then mashes it to a paste by inserting a baseball bat into me
>I sit up and see all my friends have been watching and taking photos and videos of my torture
>best day ever

ops mom is too good for you.

nice imagination. but i actually imagined some really fucked up child snuff

>my ass is being violeted by a finger and my dick is rock solid
>suddenly guy grabs me, comes in for a kiss and pushes his fat tongue in my mouth as i gasp
>not kissing back but i'm still not able to have any reaction so he just plays with his tongue in my mouth
>somehow have now 3 fingers in my ass stretching me up
cont. next post

you sir, have made my day, thank you

cunt. please

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KEEP GOING

>thank you so much mom

yugoslavian snuff is best snuff

so a dead corpse?

as opposed to a living corpse

i once went to a pool party and only like 4 dudes came and it was ackward as fuck, i was like 30 mins there and a guy that has tourrets grabed a shrek doll and started making jokes of shrek proceding to sticking the macdonalds shrek doll up his ass and thats when i left.

>finally have my ass released but my dick is still twitching
>not sure what's happening now
>hands moving up my body caressing me until they rest on my shoulders
>brain catches up to what's going on but i dont know how to react still
>feel him push me down without much pressure as i go on my knees
>eyes wide as a deer about to be hit by a truck as he zips open and slaps his dick out
>one hand resting on my head, the other guiding his cock to my mouth i open and just start sucking as if it was the most natural thing
cont. next post

keep going, please

i fucked a female to male trans... so... a "guy" with a vagina... and it wasnt that bad...

any hole's a goal

Wise words have been spoken.

>dont know how long i'm at it but he gets more pushy
>holds my head and humps my face
>my mouth is just being fucked and i'm taking it gagging every now and then
>he gives me instructions now and i'm trying to follow
>start wondering why i'm even doing this and am about to get a hold of myself
>he cums in my mouth and i swallow the whole disgusting load
>my face makes distortions and he just fucking laughes down at me
>start feeling mad, but also confused and like total trash, still kneeling in front of his still hard dick in my face
cont. next post

Fue hace varios años. yo estaba con mi amiga de 5 años y pues yo tenia 23 en ese entonces.

Salimos al bosque, y se me entraron las ganas de follar. entonces la penetre ahi mismo pero me pase de la raya y la mate. entonces la lanze a un barranco en el bosque. (esto fue en peru). y desde ese entonces no he escuchado nada de ella.

m8, i actually feel bad for you, keep going

Qué bonitas.. aunque muy tristes, la que me ha encantado ha sido la del soldado.. y la del club del sida, me sé una como esa:

Variante Intercambio estudiantil

Una chica viaja a los Estados Unidos en un plan de intercambio estudiantil. Alli convive con una nueva familia que tiene dos hijos varones. Finalmente se enamora del hijo mayor, con el cual mantiene relaciones sin utilizar preservativos. Aparentemente todo está bien. Cuando finaliza su período de intercambio, la acompañan al aeropuerto. Alli su el joven le entrega una caja de regalo, diciendo que tenia una sopresa, e insistiendo en que la abra solo cuando el avión hubiese levantado vuelo.
Luego de las despedidas de rigor la chica sube al avión y se acomoda en su asiento. Abre el paquete esperando encontrar alguna sorpresa agradable. En su lugar encuentra una rosa negra, con una tarjeta que dice "Bienvenida al Club del SIDA"

I once came home after I blacked out at my cousins bachelor party and tried to smash my girlfriend with a floppy cause I had whiskey dick and i wouldnt take no for an answer.

She got mad and left but just as she was driving off she seen me coming out of our apartment ass naked and turned around and made me go back in and go to sleep.

I would have been locked out standing outside blacked out and naked if she never turned around.

Also thank god no one said anything or if they did see me didnt tell anyone. My girlfriend was pissed off for about half a day until she realised I atleast came home and tried to fuck her and not some random skank.

I'd like to start this off that it is 1:22 am when i began this and I can't sleep because this keeps me up at nights.
Brief history: mother ran away when she was 18, did drugs all her life, and had 3 kids from 3 different guys all old enough to be her father. (She is now homeless in San Francisco still addicted.)
Okay, so, this started out with my sister and I. I was 3 or 4 and she was 7 or 8. We never really did anything before this, but one time, while outside playing, my sister told me to come into the backseat of the car and started to kiss me. It was only a minute at first, but it got longer and longer. Soon, she was telling me to relax and let her so all the work, but we were making out. I was still very young but I had seen some movies and had a small understanding of sex, and I was excited to do more. It never did, but there were some other things that happened later. I'll elaborate.
Because I was so young, I was still allowed to take baths/showers with people, and I still retain images of every boob and vagina I have seen, including my sisters, aunts, mothers, and random people in the YMCA showers. So, having the experience with my sister, I was pretty fascinated with sex.
Fast forward a bit. My house burned down and we are forced to live in a old chevy van. When playing chicken with my sister,I got hit by a car when I was 4 and ahalf, broke my femur bone and cracked my skull, and I was in a full body cast for I can't remember how long. Freshly out of the cast, my shirt caught on fire and the screen printed design melted onto my stomach. I had to have a skin graph from my back and leg and was told I would never walk straight again. (I eventually stretched the skin out and can walk fine from both the broken leg and melted stomach.)

A litter farther down, my sister is living with her dad in new York, I'm just turning 6 and I have a 1 and a half year old brother. Well, because of my fascination with sex, and eavesdropping on my mother having sex multiple times, I wanted to find out more. So I went into the back seat of the van one day with my little brother and started...exploring. I wanted to compare my penis with his and see what it was like. Well, that's all that happened then, but later on, after my mother abandoned me and my brother in the van while we were in North Carolina one day, I was 6 and a half and my brother was 2, we get put into a foster home. Several actually. Well, At one if these we stayed at for awhile, it was really great. We went to school, church, and had friends we could play with on a regular basis. One of my friends was named... well, well just call him Donny. Donny was an okay kid, but one day, I don't remember how, but we got in the topic of sex or something, and I ended up tricking my little brother into sucking me in front of Donny by telling my brother it tasted like candy. Fucked up, right? Well, we got caught one day, and then shit got real. Caps was called, my grandparents were called, because they were in the middle of adopting us, and basically we were thrown out and had a rushed adoption because the Christians we lived with couldn't stand us. I was told that was the most fucked up thing that the foster father had ever seen. I was 7.

Fast forward a bit. Me and my brother got adopted, but are under constant watch. We can't be alone, especially in the same room together. I'm a huge dick to my brother. Break his stuff all the time, beat him up all the time and basically treat him like shit. (This happened for years). We see a psychiatrist weekly about this, especially after i locked myself in a room with a knife ,killing my pet bird and nearly myself before my grandmother busted the door down. Well, it kind of dies down after 2 years, and I start getting curious again. This time with the opposite sex. I found some stuff on the internet, and I felt like I needed to explore. At the time, I had 5 and 2 year old nieces, and i babysat them while my grandmother did work in her office. We would really just watch movies and I made sure they didn't fight too much. Here's where I become a fucking monster. I talked the 5 year old in taking off her pants and I penetrated her, but didn't do anything more. I then gave oral sex to the two year old to see what it was like. This went in for a few months of us just doing stuff like taking pieces of clothing off, or touching places before the 5 year old, in a car ride to my grandmothers office said out loud one day "user made me naked.". I was in the very backseat and froze. My grandmother and aunt freaked out and took each kid in and interviewed us seperately.

If I HAD to leave the room without one, I had to sing or explain ever action I was doing as loudly as I could. The adults never told anyone, but I was threatened with going to jail several times throughout my life, up to about 8 months ago. Well, I'm now 13 and we lost another house to a fire due to a fire chute not being properly closed and burning ashes fell into our garage. Nobody got hurt, but we lost our house. We all moved in with my sister. 11 people in one house including children and I barely ever left my grandmothers room. Then one day, they ask me if I want to visit my grandfather who was divorced with my grandmother around the time we just got adopted. in California. I say of course, because I want to get out of the house and live a little.(all of us were homeschooled).

I grew up in a fucked up little town that alot of people moved to cuz its close to alot of nudist places.
Me being 2generation kids of those people.
All around me being sexually "free"
I have alot of fucked up stories.

California. It was great. Nobody threatening me with jail, I had my own room, and I could learn to be a kid. I find a local climbing gym, and get plugged in there and its great. I make my first real friends. And start to feel normal. But shit like that doesn't leave you alone. I met this girl online when I was nearly 16 and she was gorgeous, and also older. She had just turned 18 and had a pretty sexual early life as well. Well, one thing led to another, and we exchanged nudes. No big deal, we ended up not talking to each other, but its something that happened and I felt like I needed to include. Now, I'm 16 and can't stop looking at porn and masturbating. I get caught a few times, get computers taken away, blablabla. No big deal.

Now, my grandfather gets his house foreclosed upon. He moves to North Carolina and has fixed things with my grandmother and we move back. Works out for awhile, but they start telling me I need to start getting a job. Well, one day, my grandmother and I were fighting, and were yelling, and I start packing my bags to go to a friends. I don't know. I'm pissed. So she is mad and grabs my hair And pulls me away from my suitcase. So I get mad and flip us both over the couch and put her in a choke hold. She says I could of killed her, and its kind of true. I stopped applying force when she stopped fighting me. Now, we had fought physically when I was much younger, but she always overpowered me and would just restrain me until I calmed down. Well this time, I was stronger. I ended up trying to leave again, and she tried to stop me again , but she called the police first. As we are telling on the front lawn, my little brother, who was silently watching the whole fight not knowing what to do, pulls up a garden chair and sits in it like he's watching a show. Fuck this, I thought. " I know I can't hurt you, but I can hurt him!" I yell and grab the metal chain around my brothers neck he liked to wear and physically drag him into the living room and throw him.

>get helped up, feeling weak
>he guides somewhere to take a seat
>it's the leather bed in front of the screen
>he hold me tight and caresses me
>notice a hand full of other guys have gathered
>i'm just staring blankly now
>his hands again going for my ass
>he positions me ass up on the bed and pulls down my pants as the others form a circle
>feel him playing with my hole again using his fingers and tongue even and getting spanked a little
>have dick of diamonds
>actually kinda wanting more now but still disgusted at the situation
>he's fingerfucking me gently
>eventually i feel something else at my ass rubbing against it
>look over my shoulder back at him
>at least he's wearing a condom i think as he hotdogs my ass for a bit
cont. next post
i hate captchas

I then grab my grandmothers hair and do the same with her. I slam the door, grab my suitcase and start walking the 5 miles to my friends.Not even halfway down the small street of my house, a police officer stops me and tells me to walk back home asking me the normal questions. Where am I going, how old am I, ect. This is what he said after we got back to my house. " son, the only reason you aren't in jail right now is because I didn't see any marks on your grandmother." Well, one fight after another, I'm living in a small hut outside of the house, walking to find a job, with nothing to my name and no personal time. Life sucks. So I sneak a few phone calls in late at night to my friends in California when everyone is asleep or out of the house and talk to them about my problems, until one day, one of my friends who worked at the climbing gym, after her I told her the shit I did when I was younger, offered to fly me out there, put me in school (because I hadn't done school in 5 years ever since our house burned down.), and have her parents house me and get me on my feet. At that point, I was working at papa johns and was paying 250 a month to stay in that hut with no possessions. 250 was my whole paycheck working at papa johns part time due to labor laws. Well, it took a lot of convincing for my grandmother to sign a paper letting me fly out to California, but it happened. I have been living out here for 8 months now, am working on my high school diploma, go to church regularly, and work at my climbing gym.

So here's the point to this. People think I'm a good kid, but I can't handle most of my problems. I still masturbate. Frequently. I have a short temper, suffer from depression occasionally, can't handle my money ( I spend it on useless shit like virtual money online), have trouble finding motivation to work, and have no car or place if residence to my name. I turn 18 January 30th, and I'm scared what will happen when I finish this school year and don't have enough money to support myself.
I don't know what to do right now and feel just running away or just ending it due to pressure.


Source: a text file i have of shit ive copied and pasted.

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Was this about 17 years ago?

>>MortalKombatThemeSong.mp3

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it…but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn’t want to offend her though because he hadn’t seen her in months…so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn’t do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her… and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only…it wasn’t the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth…

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

>he just hotdogs me for a while now
>i feel my ass twitching
>fuck no this cannot be happening
>i move my hips against him and just want him to be done with it
>he's still fucking teasing me
>some others have taken out their dicks and are stroking them right in front of me
>start thinking about the situation
>why is it going in so smoothly
>why isn't my ass dirty, it doesn't even feel like any shit is in there
>finally get myself to meekly ask him to "put it in" because fuck it
>he shoves it in in one go and it only hurts as he's deeper in
>almost pulls out completely and thrusts back in getting me to moan like a faggot
>keeps going like that and just fucks me
>have accepted my situation now and start feeling good with my body
>still kinda freaked out but keep staring at the dicks in front of me
>kinda want to suck them again and they probably notice, offering them to me
>start sucking one guy off while still getting fucked
>this goes on just like that for no idea how long of a time
>almost cumming as he pulls out
>other guy takes place
cont. next post - after sex

So a few years ago I had brought a new girl back to my apartment after being out drinking all evening. We were too drunk to make the beast with two backs so we passed out until morning.

When we awoke we started kissing and canoodling and I decided to go down on her. This is one of my favorite things and generally will do it as long as it takes to make a girl orgasm…

Anyway, I head down south and pull down her panties to see the hairiest bush i’ve ever seen in my life. Not only is it hairy but the hair is very long and also messy looking, kind of bedraggled. Like a homeless guys beard or an abandoned birds nest.

Slightly less enthused but still determined I plunged in face-first and started getting busy. The taste of this beaver, if possible, was worse than it looked. It was fetid and bitter and to make matters worse I had numerous pubic hairs caught in my throat which were tickling me and making me cough.

I decided to pull back for a second to regain my composure. I thought if I pulled open her lady-bits I might be able to have a better angle of attack on her clit. I opened up her pussy to a terrible sight. There were multiple lumps of what looked like cottage cheese dotted around her pussy lips and clit.

Each lump ranged from a few millimeters in width to half a centimeter in size. It looked like some sort of fungus was growing there.

Needless to say I was fucking revolted and started gagging. I knew that despite my love of pussy I could not go down on her again without puking my guts up. I mumbled some excuse about a headache and not feeling good and fled to the bathroom, whereupon I spent ten minutes washing my mouth out and brushing my teeth.

Even now I shudder when I think back upon “cottage cheese pussy girl”.

He pulled it out to come on my face, I was unprepared and snorted his semen up my nose. We started making out and I sneezed his semen onto his own face.

Probably grosser for him than for me, but not by much.

Three words.

Anal sex. Pinworms.

Maybe not as gross as the anons story, but it’s fucking nasty to pull your dick out and see a dozen or so worms writhing around on the condom.

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We were messing around in the car waiting for the class to start where I had to write my midterm exam. So to relieve some pressure I suggested a quick one. She agreed. We were in the school parking lot and right when I finished and was about to pull the condom (my gf was in the front seat already) our prof parks right next to us. I was terrified to say the least.

He said gestured if I was coming to class and said I rolled my window down with my hand on my crotch and said yes. He said, “Do you mind helping me with these papers?”, with the best poker face ever! I had no other choice but to say yes. So I pulled my pants up and walked with him with the cum filled condom still on my penis. I was in the class for one hour and 45 mins and had to write the test with the condom on my dick. Every time I moved I died a little inside.

So… I was fucking my ex-girlfriend one night, and we had been going at it for quite a while. we took a little break to smoke cigarettes and drink some water, and went back at it. well, in the break, i forgot to close my bedroom door, which i usually remember to do.I do so, because I have a dog. A dog that really, really, likes girls.

So, I’m fucking my ex, with us both sitting upright, her in my lap. She starts moaning, and saying, “oh that feels good!”, and whatnot, so we just keep grinding it out. After a few minutes, I realize that she shouldn’t be feeling as good as she’s feeling. I mean, I’m not doing poorly, but I’ve never done this good with so little effort.

So I look down.

I stop fucking her immediately, and start laughing like crazy.

My dog has been licking her pussy and ass for the past few minutes, as I fucked her.

She didn’t find it nearly as funny as I did.

oh well.

>we're done and it's late night when i get out
>they all left beforehand and i didnt really get a look at them so i wouldnt even be able to report rape
>remember i actually kinda asked for this at some point
>feeling cold shiver on my spine
>walk through town in a daze thinking about the whole thing and what i did
>feel deeply ashamed and disgusted but also exhausted and good in some way
>feel like going to get drunk but cant stand facing people so i head home
>thank fuck gf is at her friends place
>lay in bed and stare at the wall trying to make sense of everything

at the end i broke up with her, tried gay sex again, shit was never the same though, not bad and less disgust but the rush was missing. still feeling very conficted about it. i dunno man.

I accidentally shit once while fucking a girl.

I was pretty drunk and had to fart.

I had the runs, and well. You know… I pooped. It was especially runny, it felt weird landing on the back of my thighs. It really sucked, but I kept on at it for a few more minutes.. Then I felt the bubble guts. I was torn. I was drunk, so I was debating if I wanted to just shit and keep going or get up and run away. Some how those were my only two options.

My body had a third option.

I decided to get up and just leave but I didn’t want get my pants all covered in shit.

So I did a quick wipe with the boxers, threw my jeans on.. and pretty much just walked out.

I was really upset at myself for how I handled it.

I started to walk home and I fell down and shit myself.

I think it could have been karma.

This story is something else

Damn user, share!!

When did this happen?

did u kill her?

idon tink so :c xx

jesus fuck dude kill yourself.

Wtf mods!!!!!!!!

i dont remember the date but it was also in july, 5 years ago

...

What was it?

Bruh, how's your life now, after that

Cheesiest of the peezas

rather uneventful. trying to hook up from time to time but it's hard to find a some guy i could tolerate. fapping to the memory and i'm ok with the whole thing now, like it wasn't really that bad in hindsight and just freaked me out because that wasn't what i had in mind for the day at all. and never did any gay stuff before.

Ive shared som in the past.
The most fucked up is maybe that i have fucked my friends aunt...

She was a drunken drunk, and ahe used to get me and my friend beer.
One time when we where there to get some beer we started drinking there.
She drank vodka and got drunk as fuck.
And i ended up doing...

don't mind me, just making it more comfortable for me to read through this

>report them for rape

ah, i missed the second post because there is no pepe with it