Fluffy thread

Fluffy thread

this is the first one I've seen today

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Image for microfluffies edition.

good start, post a thumbnail and don't post any other pics

huu huu huu learn how to post

dude you suck

>smoking a blunt on my back porch
>see something in my backyard
>its a fat neon purple fluffy
>it notices me and woddles to the porch
>dummeh poopeh stoopie stinkeh hoomin!
>dis am smawty's yawd nao!
>gib bestes nummies, ow get FOWEBA SWEEPIES!!!!
>welp, time to get the baseball bat
>dummeh poo poo sniffen hoomin!!
>ge off smawtys yawd! Gib foweba sweepies!!!
>gib smawty nummies!!! GIB SMAWTY NUMM---
>FWACK!!!
>I hit it hard as fuck right on the top of the head
>gggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhhhhuuuuhuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Hewp smawtyheeheeeee
>nu wan...no wan huwtiez!!!!
>its left eyeball is bulging out of its head and its missing a lot of teeth
>hahahahahahaha!!!! You look like glenn from the walking dead! Lmfao
>cough gurgle hewp...smawty...
>fuck you!
>I go inside and watch TV. I hear a light scratching at the back door
>I open the door and its the smarty
>what the fuck? Its been 3 hours how are you not dead?
>pwweeeeeaaaassseee mistaahh...Hab wowstest head owies...
>nee hewp...nee huggies
>pwweeeeeeeheeeheeeesseee
>waaaaaaaaahaaahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
>I go get my gun. I cock it and point it at the smarty
>pweease..neber com on mistahs yawd eber gain...no wan foweba sweepiez...nee wuv...
>nuuuu nuu nuuu!!!!!! SCREEE SCREEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>AM MOMM----
>BRAKOW!!!
>I blow its head off and its body flails around violently
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrphhhhttttttttt!!!!!!!!
>it shits and pisses everywhere
>quueeeeeeef QUEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!!!
>SPLORRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!
>cheeep! Chirp! Chirp! Peep! Squeek!!!
>after I shot her she gave birth to 10 foals..

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Blue user here to save the thread

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our lord and savior has arrived.

i like this one any like it?

That's a bit too flattering

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A cool guy in a thread last night screencapped all of Blue so far, so now I won't have to copy and paste it everytime.

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Num num....thwead haf bestest gwassies. Num num num....

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Hello again.

Num num....gon haf babbehs...num...

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Godly trips has got the issue sorted.

Do you have an owner?

Num...num? Babbehs! Wub babbehs! Am mummah soon!

Wait how the hell would a fluffy use the internet

Wive hewe....num num....dis soon mummah wand....an gwassies.... bestest gwassies....num num.....

Can someone post 'Blue'?

Hey, anons. Bored and working on a collected work on my own headcanon. Anyone interested in reading?

You know it user

Just trying to figure out how to post it. It's not exactly a greentext.

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go ahead, not much going on right now anyway

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That's a weird touchpad placement.

No prob man.

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I never thought I'd see a Borderlands inspired fluffy comic but I am not dissapointed.

>It's clearly based off of 80's WWF
>Borderlands

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I do enjoy a good Fluffy thread.

Hope this helps,

-- Gary

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Intermission

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Tell me my melanochromaritc friend, is Mr. Torgue and tiny tina in WWE?

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Oh shit that's some retarded shit.

>Hellgremlin Edgelords go home

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And that's all of Blue so far.

How would fluffies do in a zombie apocalypse

zombie chow for sure. most are dumb enough to go up to a zombie and ask it for sketties as if it were still human.

The captions should be reversed. Fluffies are social af.

Depends what kind of zombie we're talking about, but for some reason I'd imagine they'd do well. Abusers get killed off, Zombies probably ignore them or don't hunt them don't hunt them as much, Predators probably get eaten by zombies.

Another question, what if their were only zombie fluffies and the virus could not spread to humans?

I would go to Walmart so much to see that little guy.

Are there any Facebook Fluffy groups?

fluffies can't even survive a light drizzle.

What the fuck makes you think they'll do any better in the apocalypse.