I bet you can't even afford this watch you fucking weebs

I bet you can't even afford this watch you fucking weebs

>fucking weebs
it's pronounced "poorfags"

How many times are you going to recreate this thread?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I still can't figure out if the dickturd posting this shit thinks it's funny or is cackling like Beavis & Butthead thinking it's going to annoy people

get some new pasta fagit

Oh... This shit again.
Fuck off nigger.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR KNUCKLES :O

at least i'm not fat

Stale pasta

Rhinoceros arm.

What a pudgy hand, how many extenders did it take?

thats not even a real rolex lmao

Well I'm sure I could buy one but getting a fancy watch isn't really something I want unless I was just so filthy rich that I ran out of mansions and fancy cars I wanted to buy.

while I do appreciate the cash, you need some better taste bro. I am pretty wealthy myself (inherited a ton of dough) but would neeeever do a rolex. a bit tacky for my taste. anyways but yeh kek @ poorfags

meh.. for those who only want to make sure everyone else can recognize and expensive watch.. i like vintage myself.

Panerai 6152-1 Angelus movement.

What was your boat crew number Sealey Dan?

The ham it's tied around looks worth more...

DeepSea also but don't wear often ... because just another faking Rolex...

*fucking

>those knuckles

You look like Wreck-It Ralph

*fucking Rolex...

Just a leash on a meat club... Actually looks like a necklace on a fleshy colored Pepe...

Your wrist is so fucking fat maybe if you adnt bought that watch you could afford some liposuction

The senseless ramblings of someone who got a towel party in boot camp and then got gang fucked in the bowels of a tugboat off the coast of the Azores...

Boy you gotta patrick lookin ass hand

>old copypasta goyim

Should've put that money towards Jenny Craig..

Full body pic...

I actual can beta fatty and its a fake pre caramic sub buddy, doesn't have chronometer grade or water resistance writing in the bottom of the dial haha nice try fatty

The thermometer on your pork roast says it's done...

At least I'm not fat

>1980's-1990's
>stainless steel
>not ceramic
>no diamond dial
>hand looks like a literal potato

Fuck off faggot.

Damn, nice watch man! You think it's worth buying a vintage speedy for like 1000 EUR? I find a few of them on auction sometimes for around that price.

Man on the fucking moooooooooooooonnnnnnn

Submariner no date with a non ceramic bezel is for faggots

imagine how much more you could afford if you cut your caloric consumption to 5000 calories

Pretty sure I can afford a fake Rolex, but why would I want to?

P.s. how about you purchase some workout equipment instead?

Thanks yeah definitely if it has the 321 movement that was the one that went too the moon but they go for over 20k usd doesn't have to be the speedmaster professional though any vintage omega that has a 321 or 861 movement will most likey go up in value

whoa

summerfag

Gotta love archie haha

Hand looks like a mitten

Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on Sup Forums anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

You are?

Bait

I bet you cant check these dubz

Same bait boy flinched previously when asked any details about the Seals.
Copypasta that's been posted before by a broke dick summerfag that doesn't realize it's a crime to pretend to be a soldier and advertise it...

Sorry, am I supposed to be impressed by your watch?

your hand is a mitt