Wtf is wrong with my finger

Wtf is wrong with my finger

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You have an infection. Quit picking at it.

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there's a faggot attached to it

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this. hydrogen peroxide and an antibacterial ointment.

Soak it in warm water with some epson salts. Should draw out the infection. Next time don't put out your hang nails.

It's got nail polish on it.

Thank you

Drain it with a needle or safety pin. Will feel so much relief.

show your tits

Pin just stuck in skin nothing came out

Stop fingering your disgusting asshole while jerking your cock

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Need to squeeze the pus out. Where you pulled out your hang nail. Remove that crusted yellow pus and try squeezing it out from there. Squeeze hard..

Dig in until you find the gooey center and squeeze the shit out of it. Clean it with peroxide and bandage it up with neosporin or something like that.

Stop getting your manicures at shitty Asian parlors where the bacteria of 1000 dragons reside.

Also Tits or gtfo

poke a sterile needle in the black area and drain the puss. Then apply triple A ointment

Spider bite.
Don't pick at it and go get some cream to help it out.

Judges?

Sorry that answer is incorrect

tits or fuck off you dumb slut

trips

Trips of truth.

That's an infection of some sort. Might be staff. Get ye to an urgent care center.

underrated

you need to get the puss out. i would pick the scab and push all sides of the infection til the swelling goes down. do this everyday til no more puss. should only take 2 or 3 days. keep clean

flick it and record your pain sensations, for posterity

dubs

also dubs

Meh, it’s happened to me before. Cut in the nail area and not washing all the shit bacteria off after you wipe your ass. Just dig out the infection, give it some peroxide and antibiotic cream. No use wasting an urgent care copay. They’ll likely just give you oral antibiotics or do the exact same thing you can do at home.

trips

You. I like you.

>not washing all the shit bacteria off after you wipe your ass

OK, doctor. Thanks for checking in before your rounds.

You're a woman

Did I say I was a doctor?

Z virus chop it off and put a bullet thru your head asap

oh you're fucked... That's a spider bite!

Might be an ingrown nail, especially if you trim them really short.

Do not fuck around with staph bacteria.

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Skin is a marvellous thing it keeps out germs and lots else Don't go digging in it because you just open a pathway for them to get inside your body Use Betadine leave it on for 8 mins then wash it off with clean water then leave uncovered so the wound heals repeat every 4 hours or whenever you remember Covering will only hold in moisture which is breeding heaven for Germs

... Did you use Bing? You used Bing. Holy shit. I thought it was only for porn.

bingo
go to a fucking doctor
your health is worth more than the menial charge you'll get from a doctor's office

Fucking beat me to it.