This is a safe space. Tell your friend's secrets that they could only tell Sup Forums

This is a safe space. Tell your friend's secrets that they could only tell Sup Forums.

Safe space on Sup Forums? I don't think so.

My secret is:

TOP ZOZZLE!

It is though.

right, not even russia can hack 4cham

Honestly, I don't think Russia ever has hacked Sup Forums. So it must be true.

Tell me your secrets.

What exactly would anyone gain from hacking Sup Forums this site doesn't store personal data of any kind, or at least not any im aware of

exactly. There is more classified/secret info on Sup Forums's servers than nsa, cia, kgb combined.

>doesn't store personal data of any kind
ikr!!1!

M O M F O N G E R

one time i thought my coworker died in the bathroom but instead of doing anything i just kept working

i hate dealing with ppl's shit too user

I night be the father of two first borns from two friends. I hooked up with one when her husband was away for basic training and the other one on her wedding night right before the reception. both kids have my hair and eyes and look nothing like the dad's.

yeah most of my secrets are just letting others be pieces of shit and not intervening when i clearly should have

I don't believe that black people should really count as human. I also think it's really funny when they deservingly get shot by police.

I wrote a 45 page essay on superhero movies for a college film class, though the only person to have read it is my professor. I got an A on it, but I wish I had someone else in my life to share it with so I could feel good about myself.
I totally ignore politics/news because it makes me so anxious I can't focus on my own life. I also don't vote, but I live in a state utterly dominated by democrats, so it hardly matters.
I've cheated my way to an A in numerous uni classes. I'm not very intelligent, but I know how to give professors what they want.
I like the band Echosmith write shipping fanfiction, I'm a guy in my 20s.

Mad white boi detected ;)

Its funny the two or three decent black people i have ever met, who were intelligent and free thinking completely agree with that sentiment.

Forgot to add an and to that last sentence.

Yeah. I really think the world would be a better place if we straight up eliminated niggers and Muslims from the world.

in the back of the car??

I'm a gay furry with a thumb drive with several gigabytes of gay furry porn. Someday i wish to own a bad dragon dildo to fuck myself with. I fear all social interaction and I secretly wish I could just die but I don't my family to feel sad about my death and there are still some things in this life I find worth living for. I don't want to live but I don't want to die.

i want to kill and rape black people

I like Cats
goddess cats

dubs

I've been waiting for my boyfriend to propose to me, we've been in this relationship for YEARS. I keep all my frustrations inside, I have nobody to talk to, everyone thinks I'm the "cool girl" "super chill" "doesn't need a ring to feel commitment" type of chick. Im fucking tired of that shit.

I support Israel.

tits or gtfo

am a fucking 22 year old kissles virgin

Fuck off

I am 33 years old from Michigan currently dating a 16 year old girl that I met at church.

I worked with top secret programs dealing with sensitive subjects including but not limited to, military, intelligence, and cypress security. To this day i always check my back. I even search under my own car for devices. Odd right? Then again I am only telling a story. who knows if its true. Take it from a fool. Fight don't hide. Stand up for your rights.

I piss in juice boxes and stack them up. when i have about 10 liters i put them in a garbage bag and trow them in my neighbor's trash right before the garbage truck comes.
then i watch the truck crush them ind think of my piss soaking all the garbage.

you should just step up propose to him.

im going to kill myself after my mother dies so that i dont make her sad

You fuckin?

I once drunk a whole bottle of Oxidane.

Why not tell him you want to take it '1 step further' ?

Soon. She's Filipino.

Life is worth too much. Don't give up. Fight on. Keep walking down your road and if the road runs out then start building.

i take it you used to pull all those tricks on other people. bugging houses/cars, low jacking ect.
you know first hand how easy it is to spy and that's why you are paranoid.

tell him in other forms of telling shit like "when we have a house n kids" or do drama like pretending you think he doesnt love you

Well it's only a story. Contracts suck. Life sucks. It's easy for big brother to see what your doing. Even Google is doing it right now.

you'll burn in hell user

it's harder for them then yo think, and easier at the same time.
we have to remember that world governments aren't united in that way despite what aluminum hats will tell you.
technology isn't magic and there are plenty of ways to make it harder for them.

that said, most of us are lazy and/or don't give a shit and that is big brothers best weapon.

Yyyyup. There's probably enough dirt on me, well, I'll never get into politics that's for sure.

Even if it did, what any government would do with all this neckbeard sadness that is Sup Forums

care to share what kind of dirt and why you might think that?

i've still in love with the same girl for 5 years already, we dated along ago and every time we about to date again something shitty happens, ive having other girls for moving on just to end up more in love with her and dying for try again

Posting on secrets threads on Sup Forums

if you are worried about metadata/browsing history and so forth. that data is kept for a limited time and the older it gets the less relevant it is.
unless you are a subject of a criminal investigation, nobody is gonna care about some redundant IP logs that are 15 years old, if they even keep it that long. Hard drives cost money ya know. Just hope you aren't on a watch list

It's bad for us. Even now some idiot could be reading this and misunderstanding. It could even be me. Only the USA has the power to shape the world. Then again were to busy fighting each other to see the real problems. The shadow government and this world government is just them trying to hide the truth. The real shit. Snowden was only the tip. Too hot for the world. And this BS about aliens? yea right. I hate to say this but the real truth hurts.

If the Trump can do it, so can you. Don't give up unless you don't wanna do it. Then just do it to fuck shit up.

>that furniture

what is the thing on the side port

Had my first kiss at 17... Just put yourself out there and it'll happen eventually

>it'll happen
>it
>rape

My girlfriend is a registered sex offender

I stole a private video of my sister giving birth, i saw her vagina, her butt and her tits, and feel pretty bad and guilty

The best thing about my part-time summer job is all the cute lolis. Getting paid cash under the table is just a nice bonus.

i create elaborate lies whenever I'm with someone so that I can try to emotionally and physically control them so that they won't ever leave me.

I'm a 24 year old who still lives with his mom and has no movivation/ambition to improve my life. I'm also pretty sure I'll die alone because I'm a beta retard who has no interesting things about himself and also lacks any confidence to ever show someone I like I have feelings for them. I should probably just get to killing myself already

david koresh, is that you?..

Judge f c fisher of Medicine Hat Canada presided over a criminal trial in which the prosecutor was also the defendants attorney (2006)
Resulted in imprisnment
>case was sealed

I paid to watch some guy jerk off in my car

how much did you pay? if you want someone to do it again, give me a call!

I know why we build castles in the sky

Story time?

Lifeguard?

not too late. Get off your ass and make some changes

I put peanut butter in my asshole and my gf eats it out

nah, nothing that exciting, that's way too much responsibility. it might seem pretty retarded but basically i make snow cones, kids love snow cones.

I have this huge crush on this girl that graduated from my school. I want to ask her out on a date but no money or car. I sometimes just wish I could take her out and fuck her but like I said I can't.

I was fucked by random strangers that I met at a convention. They took me back to their hotel room and took turns fucking my ass and filling me up with their cum. I was limping amd could barely walk out after they all finished.

Well, aim to get more money and a car then.

Yeah the thing is that I'm just scared that by the time I do get the money to have a car it'll be too late.

I have a secret. Right before m00t sold the site originally he almost got into some deep shit because of shit that went down on this site at the time. Long story short, all mods are in complete cooperation with FBI and law enforcement. If some one reports murder, then let's say some b/tard describes same murder on a "secrets" thread in full detail. FBI can request archives and all associated IP's with that thread, and the MOD's ask them if they want fries to go with that and hand them over.

people in my school thought i was autistic until grade 9 because i didnt interact with anyone

I let my best friend fuck my girlfriend after she passed out from taking one too many shots

well I don't believe myself to be a prophet, but sure. it is me my child.

welcome back!

I pooped my pants

You do realise a secret is something that not everyone knows, right?

Well, you can start by just talking to her. If she likes you she will deal with you lack of car and job, but only for a while. So long as you have goals and are progressing it should be okay.

I want to fuck my neice

female or male?

i drink to squash my social anxiety

Male but I've been transitioning to female for the past four years.

Yeah I landed a job with a networking company which pays like 300 a week. I just don't know what to say to her we were in band together back in school but she really only talked to me because I was one of the leaders in the band. At one point she started doing this thing where she would yell "my hero" whenever she saw me. I thought it was a sign Hey I should talk to her but I was too much of a beta.

well id hope so, otherwise you would be a homosex faggot nigger

sometimes i bump threads

Now is the time. You can start by talking with her about band and how she is doing now. Maybe joke about that hero stuff. I myself was too much of a wuss to talk to girls during high school, but after I talked to the same girls you eventually find out you both liked each other--then you can take it from there.

I am a taco elitist. I hate Mericans who are trying to appropriate tacos. I also hate when dumb burgers overfill their tacos with meat. You fucktards do realize that tacos are about the delicate balance of all ingredients.

Thanks user I'll try to do that.

im fuck buddies with my friend/housemate's gf's 13yo sister, we fuck a couple times a week at least. He is the only other person who knows

Pedo

My secret is, falling asleep with my hand holding my junk.

your age? housemates GF age?

13 years, not days/months... im not saying i wouldnt fuck a younger girl but it's not a mission or deep desire.

Fucked Cousin
Stolen Money
Stolen Expensive Items
Lied
Hired to do a few no-no things