/nfl/ general - SUPER BYE edition

NFL: Trubisky seen as this year's top QB prospect
KC: Reid: Tyreek Hill could double snaps in 2017
PIT: Sammie Coates (hand) could require surgery
ATL: Kyle Shanahan meeting with 49ers on Saturday
BUF: Bills' Cyrus Kouandjio undergoes hip surgery
WAS: Cousins says he would play under tag again
HOU: Jadeveon Clowney undergoes scope on left knee
JAX: Jags GM: 'We can win a Super Bowl with Blake'
GB: McCarthy would 'love to see' Lacy re-signed
GB: Packers confirm Ty Montgomery staying at RB
NYJ: New DBs coach thinks Revis can play safety
WAS: Skins' goal is 'long-term' deal with Cousins
NE: OWL BOUND
ATL: OWL BOUND

first for memes

2nd for boipussy

>NFL: Trubisky seen as this year's top QB prospect
There are GM's IN THE NFL RIGHT NOW who are gonna fall for this meme and take him in the 1st Round.

4th for qt traps

P/a/triots

>eyeball pussies
where the fuck do you people find these things

5th for liking traps means you're gay

>NFL: Trubisky seen as this year's top QB prospect

NEWFAG DETECTED, That has been posted around on Sup Forums and Sup Forums as a whole for ages. It's a shoop some guy made.

Is this gay?

that's fairly gay, yes

>NFL: Trubisky seen as this year's top QB prospect
People STILL sleeping on Deshaun Watson

depends what feelings it stirs up inside you

Fagcans will defend this

15th for The Blarney Stone

>GB: Packers confirm Ty Montgomery staying at RB

will they give him a new number? i've been triggered seeing an 88 line up in the backfield all the time

That's his wife you retards now delete this, Sup Forums is a SFW board.

I love players with unordinary numbers.

Japan.

Whats the point in watching the Prob Owl when we already know NFC is going to win.

>ywn have a qt trap to wear a Watt jersey for you

Finish the old thread, gents, jfc.

He's literally Robert sniffin the turd the third

Why? Because he's black and can run a 4.5, while also throwing the ball?

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>2 playoffs in the last 3 years despite Caldwell
>our qb is fratty Matty "hey bro toss me a natty" Stafford, one of the most clutch qbs in the league

Life is looking up lads

I don't see balls touching, so no homo

First you gotta beat Seattle.

You know, the Detroit of the 21st century.

desu I don't know if we can beat the falcons. Our biggest weakness is covering RBs, and that's one of their biggest strengths. Not to mention how fucking crazy Ryan's been playing recently.

If only Godgers had even a mid-level defense.

Brady has top 3 defenses every year and still can't win shit.

at least he's comfortable with his homosexuality, unlike SOME QB's

Brady led the worst defense in NFL history to the Super Bowl lol

I heard all year how shitty the Pats defense is, now it's the best in the league?

ahahahaahhaghagaaGAG

>tfw no longer in the "0 playoff wnis" group with Stafford and Dalton

typical delusion pats fans. Hmmmmm I wonder how had the best scoring defense...hmmmmmm...who could it be??????

nu-meme fresh off the paint

>all those missed and fucked up calls the last 2 times we played

The fact that Detroit played poorly the second time aside, that's some serious bullshit.

>Brady led the worst defense in NFL history to the Super Bowl lol
was not even the worst defense that season...

pats fans

pick both
>btfo
>band-wagoners

It's a fucking miracle the Lions made the playoffs let alone won 9 games. The O-Line is atrocious, Defense is full of literally who's except Ansah, and Slay, Coach doesn't know what the red thing in his pocket is, No FA appeal at all, and I assume lack of spending money. Why are the Lions even in the PLAYOFFS? I will say Bob Quinn, and Mrs. Ford (who has done way better than Mr. Ford rip) have really improved the Front Office, and Stafford, Tate (when he shows up), Slay, and Beer man have carried this team. I will say with Quinn as the GM he has done wonders and the Lions in a few years will actually probably be a legit playoff team. As a guy who found it hilarious that Detroit was some fucking how BTFOing everyone on crazy meme turnovers at the end and ruining predictions, I don't mind Detroit getting good, better than a Brady/Godgers/Cowcucks circle jerk anyday.

>implying the Belichick won't awaken

Those fucking meme comeback wins were so much fun, even if you can't really ride that to the owl. Was there a funnier moment than pic related all season?

I love that the lions are an awesome team to watch, and Quinn genuinely gives me hope for our drafting future.

I genuinely believe that if Stafford hadn't had shit luck and messed up his finger, we would've won at least one of those last couple games and won the division title. If he was healthy we could've beaten Seattle, but that's how it goes, despite that uncalled block in the back by Russell, or the missed facemask in the endzone, or the "tackle Jones legs so the ball is uncatchable" bull crap.

Not a loins fan but not gonna lie, I tuned in every week to see if they could pull it off again. Shit was fucking ridiculous.

Also its way better in webm form

what did he mean by this?

Professional athletes forgetting the 1st rule of sports

Outside of FA, does this fix the Ch0rgers if TT can get this draft?

Round 1 Pick 7: Cam Robinson, OT, Alabama (A)

Round 2 Pick 6: Budda Baker, FS, Washington (A-)

Round 3 Pick 7: Adoree' Jackson, CB, Southern California (A+)

Round 4 Pick 6: Amara Darboh, WR, Michigan (A+)

Round 5 Pick 7: Erik Magnuson, OT, Michigan (B+)
Round 6 Pick 6: Davis Webb, QB, California (A)

Round 7 Pick 7: Kenny Golladay, WR, Northern Illinois (A+)

"Don't talk about sports?"

I can't believe this fuckboi Kyle Shanahan is going to meme his way into a head coaching gig. 49ers are fucking retarded

2edgy5me

Is it possible to dislike Anthony Lynn? The more I hear him the more I love him. Really hope it works out.

Has not been that way for years. Where the fuck have you been?

It's pro bowl back to AFC v NFC yet?

No you idiot Li is just a common last name in China it doesn't mean they're all related

Not edgy, Redskins fan. He didn't do shit for us and now that he's lucked into a top 5 roster he's suddenly a genius.

lol, good luck San Fran

>asking what you could google in 2 seconds
>asking what has been discussed all season and even more in this past week
>asking what you should have seen in all of the promos

You don't even watch football, do you?

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Real sport thread here:

NEW

Packers had the 14 ranked defense in 2014 and didn't win shit either.

>he rates his hypothetical draft picks
wew

Aaron Rodgers isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement outside the pocket? Aaron puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Brady breaks records. Brees breaks records. Aaron breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

>this assblasted dolphin nigger fan


Also

>we can a sb with blake

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHQHQHQJQHQHHQHQHQHQHQJAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Amara Darboh won't be around that late. His stock is skyrocketing at the moment.

i can dig this! did you see that epic hail mary!

>so great
>cant beat shitlanta defense
>gets btfo so hard they had to bench him and the falcons had to used their 3 stringers to even let his choke ass score

Not so fast, coaching is more than just play calling. A good coach is one that provides vision and direction for his players. Sometimes that's all professional athletes need to be successful. It's a top 5 roster for sure but he deserves partial credit for getting the players to buy into what he teaches.

*Brady makes records

ftfy, now get back in the discord fuccboi

>fighting
>a sport

Brady a shit, falcunts will win a close game, then their fans will act like it was a beat down

t. Oakland fan

>using Google
>Discussing the pro bowl at all during regular season
>Watching "promos"

So you don't watch football. Got it.

Reminder that Sean Taylor was a thug whose only career highlight was a dirty hit in the Pro Bowl and he deserved to be killed by his fellow thugs.

is teddy bridgewater finished

We all watch football, mate.

What we don't watch is the Pro Bowl because it's garbage. Much like the Rasm.

>All football watchers use Google
No
>All football watchers discuss the pro bowl during the regular season
No
>All football watchers also watch promos for football
Definitely no

Reminder

Falcons vs top 15 scoring defenses: 4-4 (Pats are #1)
Patriots vs. 16-32 ranked scoring defenses: 8-1 (Atl are #27)

>and I assume lack of spending money.
How is that possible after megatron retired and Suh/Fairley left?

I like you Philippines. Keep preaching the good word.

>predicting 7th round draft picks

The promos are during games.

It's fucking Google. Or any search engine.

You have no excuse, you fucking troglodyte.

welcome to Sup Forums

>Round 1 Pick 7: Cam Robinson, OT, Alabama (A)
pls no, I want the Ravens to pick him up

Reminder

Patriots record in super bowls where they did not cheat: 0-2

Reminder: Russell Wilson and the Seahawks are the only competent offense the Faketriots have played all year and they lost.

>The promos are during games
You mean during *commercial breaks*?

No, as in the blurbs on the bottom of the screen. Jesus Christ man, use some brain cells.

>All football watchers read the blurbs on the bottom of the screen instead of actually watching football
Come on

Reminder, the Falcons lost to the Eagles and Bucs. Amongst other teams.

>Bridgewater out for 2017

Sleep tight memey

So we're all in agreement that the draft lottery should come back instead of the "worst record=#1 pick" system, right?

>Way less incentive to tank
>Browns tier teams unable to ruin promising players as easily
>more American. Fuck rewarding losers

>the draft lottery should come back

When did the NFL use the draft lottery?

I honestly don't know.

AWWGHHWW DON'T BE LIKE THAT SKEEUP

No, because then bad teams can't get better. The Browns are an anomaly because Cleveland is still cursed, I don't care if LeBald won a ring because the stars aligned and the moon and the sun had sex or something.

This is from the offseason.

1947-1957 they used a lottery

Looks like one of Phillip Rivers multitude of kids

Bad teams would still get high picks, just not the guaranteed #1 pick. You wouldn't get "suck for luck" seasons, and what have the colts done since then? 1 AFCC and 3rd in a shit division this year.

> more corruption as league sends stars to big market teams.
> see Ewing, Patrick.
> see Blatter's Frozen Balls

The thing about that is that teams think all they need to win the owl is a good head coach and a good QB. I don't even think owners know anything about football.

>tfw this draft is shit at quarterback but great everywhere else
>tfw already have a quarterback

Who else knows this feel?