Name your favorite film where nobody dies

Name your favorite film where nobody dies.

legitimately difficult question

I can't even remember the last time I saw a film like that.

2001: A Space Odyssey

bambi or the lion king

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Moonrise Kingdom

this really made me think

even fucking good year has off screen deaths

A Short Film About Love

zootopia

Lost In Translation

There is lots of death in that.

Groundhog Day.

Shrek 2?

Kek.

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Not even one of the minor characters die

Bladerunner :^)

Zombieland

first zombie movie I have ever seen where none of the main cast dies. Crazy to me

Evangelion

Porco Rosso

He survived.

The old bum dies over and over.

The Matrix

American Psycho

oh yeah, my bad

>even the most obscure movies you can think of feature deaths
Fuck

the giant gingerbread man

Oceans 11 no one dies there

Conspiracy

12 angry men

Does Iron Giant count? They kill a deer and the Giant but Giant comes back.

If not then probably Beavis and Butthead Do America or Goodburger

Crap.

Uhh.... "The Internship"? Surely nobody dies in a comfy Owen Wilson movie?

The film is about a dead old man, no?

Do they die in the film? No.

E.T.

Did anyone die in Her? I liked that movie.

I liked Birdman. Nobody dies there, right?

Also, Willy Wonka with Gene Wilder

BOOM

>I liked Birdman. Nobody dies there, right?
Doesn't the main character die after he jumps out of the window?

Surely people die during the traffic pile up

Nice meme, wrong interpretation.
I thought of 12 angry men too. The father's death happens before we see anything. He doesn't die, he is dead.

Also, Being John Malkovich deals with no deaths.

Rushmore

Got you covered senpai, super comfy incoming.

No, you idiot. He's a fucking Bird Man. Birds can fly.

when hes not practicing law.

doesnt the fairy godmother get btfo

Eraserhead.

Came here to post this.

>Stalker
>Woman in the Dunes
>Dazed and Confused
Correct me if I'm wrong.

In the original rat pack version one dies.

Cheeky.

People probably die when he goes terminator and fucks everyone's shit up

Bambi's mother.
Simba's father, Scar.

The Truman Show
Any Wes Andersen

Airplane!.

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

>Any Wes Anderson

The Grand Budapest Hotel

Clearly you're not a big fan of the films by Wes Anderson or else you would have known.

Singing in the rain

I want to suggest Lars and the Real Girl (which is also really interesting as a film about a little American community) but it's hard to treat as not containing a character death.

Bleeder?
Oh right, the fetus

12 angry men

I haven't seen that and I disregarded OP's stipulation that we pick our favorites

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Blues Brothers.

Pleasantville and Inside Man

>Any Wes Andersen
Except Grand Budapest Hotel, Darjeeling Limited, Life Aquatic, Royal Tenenbaums...

500 days of summer

Been said, it's about a murder trial, try harder

Does anyone die in Rushmore aka his best film by far?

Dear Zachary

Withnail & I
The Truman Show

We're reddit now. fucking americans

>Dazed and confused
You're probably on the right path with hangout movies. Also American Graffiti, Grease and Sandlot etc. iirc

Kiki's Delivery Service

Swiss Army Man

Sure, one of the main characters is a corpse, but he's already dead when the movie starts.

The Marx Brothers' Duck Soup

Sticking with Linklater; School of Rock and Everybody Wants Some!

Spirited Away? Even the people No-Face eats are fine afterwards.

He survives though, you see him during the song at the end.

Clever little loophole you cheeky fuck.

What about the thirty thousand jews I shot in Riga, Latvia?

None of the characters die in this, unless I'm sorely mistaken.

Can a person shave their head without retaining that weird outline of their hairline?

I guess you would have to just keep shaving it constantly, causing a big pain in the ass?

...

It's a lot of effort, but it's not impossible.

use razor
do it often

but why the fuck would anyone want to look like billy coogan

This came to mind right away.

The Fairy Godmother didn't die? She got turned into bubbles.

Mean Girls

i have no face, even my favorite childhood movies had deaths in them

Schindler's List

Bullet-proof vest, butthead.

I don't think anyone dies.

The Pakistans when they crashed their van.

SPOILERS YOU FUCK

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Only HP movie where no one dies.

Blade runner?
Brief Encounter
All Is Lost

This was a hard task because if something contains no stakes of death or teaches us how to approach our death then we don't value it.

Buckbeak

Did you not watch the movie?

Hard Day's Night
Annie Hall
Breakfast Club
Dazed and Confused
Diner
Ed Wood
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Gregory's Girl
Hannah and her Sisters
It's a Wonderful Life
Office Space
Sideways
Silver Linings Playbook
Stand By Me
The 400 Blows
The Apartment
When Harry Met Sally
Withnail and I

Tyrell dies in Blade Runner