El Salvador Molasses Spill

More than 900,000 gallons of molasses spilled into a river in El Salvador, fouling waters and killing wildlife nbcnews.to/1T9qttn

What can we do?

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>what can we do

Make tea

Kill each other, as usual?

What a sticky situation!

make rum

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>El Salvador
Literally who?

Sounds delicious. This is actually good news, because now everything comes pre-coated in sugary goodness. See some leaves you like? Munch them down! See that roadkill? Yum yum! See the family that was murdered and chopped up with machetes by your sub-human fellow countrymen? Delicioso!

Don't forget to come to America, user! We're a third world country now too! Bring all your child molesting family members too, it's totally cool if they hang out in the little girls bathroom now! Really, Obama said it was fine! Just don't forget to vote democrat!

>We're a third world country now
You literally don't know what that means.

Same thing happened in Boston a while back, didn't it?

Are you retarded...?

Take that one Canadian shit poster, who loves Obama. Ship him to the spill and make him eat syrup all day.
Sup Forums wins
Canada wins
El Salvador wins

hahahahahahahahha YES!!!!!

yeah they still teach it in schools, at least in the new england area

Someone from el salvador here
Let them die

Kek, it's retards get doubles day.

Check these trips

Except hundreds of people died in a tidal wave of molasses that swept through Boston. Fairly hilarious.

>hundreds of people died in a tidal wave of molasses that swept through Boston

"many of the dead were so glazed over in molasses, they were hard to recognize"
Not even making this up.

The molasses was also boiling hot

Ban all assault Molasses.

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Would say American education system meme but I don't know either

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood

what a way to go

What the fuck,that looks like TietĂȘ river here before they started the project to clean it

Go to Twitter. Make it seem like it's white peoples fault. Tweet things like "The spill was caused by white trump supporters that hate Mexico." And tweet it under hashtags like #NeverTrump or whatever those cucks hashtag now.

They teach it in the south as well.

Dominicans, Dominican Republic, and Dominicanism are to blame.

Fuck the Dominican Republic
Fuck Dominicanism

I think its the one on the Pacific coast

Guy whose mother's from El Salvador here, just genocide the people there while this "crisis" is happening.