>be me, beta 6/10 skinny slav Russfag >first week studying in LA >university in ghetto area of LA >in Russia nigger literally means a black person. Not derogatory at all. >in huge line at 7/11 buying a&w root beer and cigarettes with some dude that sat with me in class >see big gansta black dude buying purple soda >hey user, what did that nigger over there get that was purple? >whole store gasps >nigger: "what did you say?" >me trying to be nice >repeat exactly what I said, with the word nigger looking him directly in the eyes >dude fucking goes ballistic, throws can of soda at my face >ouch.jpg >nose starts bleeding >nigger is trying to kill me people hold him off >university cops come >ask what happened >tell black police officer that a nigger over there attacked me I have no idea why >cops face
Be British, don't speak Arabic. Can't communicate with my fellow brits.
Xavier Williams
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
Owen Lee
10/10 for making me kek
Adrian Phillips
>call a nigger what he is >nigger chimps out and attacks you Niggers never cease to amaze me
Landon Richardson
Did you enjoy your cultural enrichment rusbro ?
Wyatt James
You're not in the wrong, ruskiebro.
Calling someone anything doesn't warrant a physical attack and it just goes to show the culture of casual violence burger niggers have.
Evan Watson
another story
>be in france, don't know french >nightclub.jpg >drunk >trying to find some weed >in Russia "pipe" (дyдкa) is slang for weed >walk up to people and say "la pipe oui/non?" pointing at my mouth >say it like [peep] everyone laughs and tells me to fuck off >wtf.jpg >french dude tells me "pipe" means blowjob >mfw I was walking around the club asking everyone to suck their dicks
Brandon Wright
In 8th grade we had a Russian-Kazakh exchange student get in trouble when they did a little interview segment with her and they asked her what her first reactions were to our school. She said something to the effect of, "it was interesting to see many negroes, before only saw in photograph."
Jaxson Ortiz
thank you man made me genuinely laugh
Lincoln Peterson
i honestly still, after 5 years in the US, don't understand why its so offensive.
James Sanders
>be at 711 in the late 90's in the shittiest neighborhood in my city >some fucking nutjob in an alien mask wearing a white power flag as a cape comes in >is screaming about how the aryan alien needs some smokes >some black guy says "you're not gonna make it outside with that on" >costumed guy pulls off his mast to reveal that he is a pasty white longhaired bearded guy >screams I'M BLACK LIKE YOU >starts pointing at people >he's a nigger >he's a nigger >don't you want to be a nigger too >black guy notices the singing nutjob is wearing basically a toolbelt full of knives >runs away >I kind of wanted to run too just in case >Aryan alien and his friend walk across the street and go in a duplex >group of spics sitting outside the duplex complex laughing their asses off >one has a acoustic guitar and starts singing about the aryan alien I swear to god this happened, I wish I had a camcorder at the time.
Luis Jenkins
total kek kgbro
Jayden Reyes
>throws can of soda at my face >ouch.jpg
10/10
Samuel Nguyen
fucking lol user
Jordan Anderson
fuckin kek bro
Ryder Gomez
ITT: Based Vladimir dealing some solid keks
Adam Rodriguez
because white people have told them that it's incredibly offensive
Christopher Williams
another nigger story >be blonde and blue eyed >couple months have passed since purple soda nigger case >sitting in room playing skyrim or some shit >roommate comes in with his black friend >black kid is pretty cool, studies ancient chinese literature or some shit >another kid from floor comes in >we all start arguing about oblivion >black dude starts talking about how he used to rage at WoW and Magic the Gathering >toonerdyforme.jpg >roommate and black kid go at it intensely >I say: you guys are the whitest people I know lol >thought it would be funny >silence.exe >nigger: I'm black man. what the fuck? >roommate: not again user >mfw the black kid was in some nigger fraternity >mfw my whole dorm though I was a racist from then on
Lincoln Nguyen
>tfw when everyone in West Virginia unironically calls blacks niggers Man, sometimes I wish WV wasn't so shit, because we would be a white haven otherwise.
Hopefully if Trump manages to revitalize the coal industry we'll shoot up to being one of the richest states again.
Thomas Myers
My parents unironically always refer to black people as 'negers' (negroes).
Feels good desu
Oliver Brooks
Ever said 'book' in Russian around nigs? Easy lols guaranteed. 'Snow' might work too.
James Rivera
>in Russia nigger literally means a black person. Not derogatory at all.
Bro I know. My dad goes around saying it all the time but he is a 6'4" 280 pound ripped slav so nobody fucks with him. Of course he speaks with a heavy accent but when he says the word it's very clear. When I tell him saying it could lead to problems he tells me he doesn't give a shit.
Samuel Turner
USC? CSULA?
Henry Johnson
>tfw work on Redstone Arsenal >coworkers are all either military, ex-mil, or engineers >never heard anyone say African-American, and even black is rare >just colored, niggers, and JANs >one black engineer that fucks everything up >everyone talks about how he apes shit up constantly and is only capable of monkey-math >tfw even the project head talked about monkey math in a meeting with the colonel
JAN, btw, is Just Another Nigger. A more politically appropriate term to be used in mixed company.
Parker King
USC
Jaxon Jenkins
If it makes you feel any better, when my gf introduces me as her Ukrainian bf, the first thing people say is 'Oh, so you're a racist then?'
Samuel Murphy
...
Hudson Thompson
Did you graduate or are you on break?
Julian Reed
Pretty sure most British people speak Urdu not Arabic.
David Nelson
Black privilege in the USA, They feel they aren't subject to the same laws and regularly CHIMP Out as a result of their insecurities.
Blake Jenkins
Chechnya kruto!
Lincoln Murphy
graduated 2015
Grayson Wilson
Comrade, black is warning sign. Black is gulag level human being. People say they are like certain way, but is not.
Remove fried chicken
Next time, please to make wear Tracksuit of Nigger Resistance +1 and Taser of CYKABLYAD
Tyler Long
T O P
K E K
Connor Bell
>Hopefully if Trump manages to revitalize the coal industry we'll shoot up to being one of the richest states again. It's a fantasy. Natural gas would have to triple in price for coal to be relevant again.
Andrew Miller
literally lol'd
Jayden Turner
OP don't worry about offending niggers. They hate white people.
Brandon Diaz
Fuck coal m8
Natural gas is the new meme fuel and you have a lot of that too
Isaiah Hernandez
nice
Jackson Harris
>be me, work in fast food >10pm, man brings up burger, wasn't made right. >he sits it on the counter while he waits for new one to be made. >In comes a Haitian crackhead >She orders coffee >tell her price, she says NO! NO! you give me for fwee! >tell her not going to hapeen. >minor chimp out, she yells for a manager >manager tells her to fuck off >she says fuck you i take this, picks up half eaten burger off other mans tray, takes a yuge bite out of it and escapes into the darkness. >we all look at each other and burst into laughter >fuckin nigs
Luke Morgan
heres another quick one
my university had lots of asians like straight outta china asians, not the americanized ones some asians in the US purposefully choose "american" names because their native names are too hard to pronounce by locals
>have class with this one smart kid that knew calculus very well, called himself Johnny >calcbros.jpg >Johnny wrote a formula sheet for me so I could cheat on the next test cause I sucked at calc very bad >imacriminal.exe >morning of test >realized forgot my sheet at Johnny's dorm >johnny not there >realize johnny should be at a Chinese Student Association meeting >walk into room full of identical fucking chinese kids eating pizza >see johnny >hey man! >I'm not johnny. I'm mark >realize I must have made a racist mistake because they are all so similar. >panic.jpg >run around the whole meeting looking for Johnny to no avail >literally ask every male chinese kid if he was johnny >everyone thinks I'm incredibly racist and/or insane >decide to call him >that kids phone who said he was Mark rings in his pocket >Mark: user, why you call I'm right here? >wtf.exe >mfw Johnny decided to change his "american" name to Mark because he liked it more and didn't understand why I was looking for him
Jacob Sullivan
awesome. crazy mofo.
the story illustrates the difference between Messicans and nigroids. Tell a racist joke to a Mexican, they'll laugh. Do the same with a spook and they'll chimp out and try to kill you.
Chase Watson
What? Maybe you're just a pussy.
Luke Powell
dont sweat it, you can't win with the groids. Perpetual victims, muh slavery etc
Mason Brown
kekd
Gavin Davis
These are good stories based Ruskie
Charles Murphy
Lmao wtf
Lincoln Perez
>man, give me that книгa (literally knigga) my sides
Ethan White
Oh my god
Luke Roberts
Oh blyat. Fucksake, I never noticed. Fucking good one.
Samuel Flores
lol holy fuck that can explain why all the nigs were eyeing me when I would be talking to my russian gf in the library while looking for this book or that book haha
Logan Ramirez
fucking chinks
Christian Murphy
think about it, wouldnt you be mad if you were a nigger and people kept reminding you? have some empathy
Jason Morgan
wtf were they trying to spell there?
Parker Edwards
Keks
Benjamin Ortiz
Thank God I live in a country where one can freely call a nigger a nigger, should you ever meet one.
Jaxon Ward
call a nigger a nigger, he freaks out. Call a jew a jew, he becomes defensive and hurt... It´s like they can´t handle reality and won´t accept what they are.
Jayden Butler
>Things that never happened
Joshua Evans
this is why I love russia
true. I can't understand anyone in london...
Brandon Cox
jesus christ what the fuck
Kevin Evans
you probably delivered it poorly. that seems like a pretty funny joke desu
Jayden Fisher
But niggers called themselves that all the time. They even twist the word too with no backlash. Only when someone else says it they chimp out, when they should be trying to not say and get rid of the negative. Niggers gonna Nigg
Grayson Foster
Any term that refers to black people will become derogatory over time.
Joseph Sanders
this can't be true. I got out of the military in 2005 and even then the PC culture was in full control.
I literally said "you people" to a group of black girls in basic training and was almost crucified
Logan Collins
>share your awkward cultural difference stories
>Be on vacation in the US >Buy some cigs at a gas station >"Wow, are you German?" >"Ja- I mean yes, why." >"You guys really never smile, wow." >okay.jpg >Later, dad wants to buy gas at another station >Comes out of the station while I'm sitting in car with brother >Behind him, the station owner comes out with a shotgun >"Wtf." >Dad, cool as ever, says "Guess the guy doesn't like German credit cards." >Turns out the owner is threatening us with a gun because we're Germans trying to pay by credit card or something >We go to another station >Later, in Albuqurque >Go eat at Denny's >Latina is serving us >Lots of gangsters around >We don't give a fuck, me and my bro are big and look dangerous, dad was a really badass gangster himself when he was young >We get our drinks >She doesn't get our food because we are German, though >Well, nice country, lol, we go to another place >Later, in Las Vegas >Big nigger starts yelling at me for no reason >"Ja? Iz zere ein Problem?" >Realizes I'm German with Nazi accent >"N-no sir, have a nice day." >"Yes, zank you. You too." >Later >Be in Indian reservation, gas station again >Me and my brother sit outside, having a smoke while dad fuels up the car >Chubby Indian (feather) girl approaches and offers to sell us weed >"Ja, gut. How much?" >She becomes afraid for no reason >Dad returns from gas station >"Was ist los?" >"She wants to sell us some weed, dad." >"Ja, good idea. How much?" >Indian girl runs away
All in all, you Americans are very, very weird people.
Aiden Walker
...
Eli Baker
lmao holy shit
Landon Clark
It's considered a racial slur, surely there are "bad words" in Russian
Jaxon Johnson
the term literally comes from slavery >inb4 "muh slavery :^)"
Jeremiah Green
>because we are German Oh yes, anti-German sentiment is very high in this country...said no one ever.
Jason Harris
Niger is Latin for black, sounds a lot like nigger, since Southerners can't pronounce anything
Benjamin Gutierrez
Shout out to squints that just pick up an American name. It's a fucking life saver and way easier to pronounce than Guang Zhuao Dikk Fukk.
Ryan Richardson
>share your awkward cultural difference stories
>be me >leave house >some "tanned germans" are raping a woman and beheading her boyfriend >leave them alone because I understand it's just cultural differences
Jonathan Parker
>be me in California >sunny so go to waterpark >the lines are too long for the slides so me and my cousin decide to check out the wave pool >niggers >everywhere >they're all either in the shallow end or hugging the wall because niggers can't swim >there is room for me and my cousin in the middle of the pool but we first have to get past the safari >Feel like a Victorian Explorer moving through the niglets and jigaboos >after the waves are done me and my cousin move to the wall at the edge of the pool >nigger kid is moving along the wall towards my cousin >the little shit can't swim >reaches my cousin and rather than going around crawls on top of him, almost drowning him >keeps moving like nothing happens >my cousin's face when
That's when I learnt the South Park joke about minorities in the water park wasn't just a joke.
Jordan Green
Hey, what can I say. It is like it is. Though in hindsight, I'm not sure the gas station guy had a shotgun. It was a short rifle and I didn't get a good look. He looked like he meant business, though.
I asked my dad if we should go outside and escalate a bit since the guy can only shoot one of us. But dad, wise as he is, just smirked and said "If the cops come, they will believe him, not us. Forget it." And that's that.
Jack Lee
>be in 5th grade, mixed neighborhood >be late to lunch because I got in trouble. >it was recess time, so everyone had to go outside >group of 4 black girls stay inside about 3 tables away for some reason >mexican (or some type of hispanic) lady cleaning the table says "outside negroes!" in hispanic accent >I just sat there eating my lunch and watching them chimp out
Ryan Russell
Sorry for your bad times here, but yeah we are fucking weird.
Juan Flores
Don't worry, the food was awesome. Ate only fast food all day and lost 11 lbs. Lol.
Christian Hughes
Very odd indeed. I'd imagine it'd be much different in places like New England and the West Coast. The Southwest is a place that doesn't get much foreigners to begin with (I live here).
Isaac Howard
It's "negr" or at least "negro" in Russian, not "nigger", nigger.
>be Polish in Ireland >Work alongside with only Irish >All of them are ''progressive'' left cucks and have to constantly go around hiding my power level
Aiden Hill
Chinese people say 'nigga' when they are thinking about something.
It's like their equivalent of 'Um...'.
We're in Beijing, we have a nog in our group, and literally every day he's trying to not get offended at everyone around him constantly saying >Niggaaaaaa
Wyatt Morales
>be 12 >best friends in neighborhood are Chinese kid and Paki kid, same age >we all play Runescape together >manage to get an Abyssal Whip at level 71 >Paki friend asks to play my account for a bit >promises to get me lots of gold >give him my password >he changes it >"Lol you gave it to me fair and square" >beat him up at the morning bus stop the next day >never got my account back
Gabriel Bennett
Kekekek
"Oy smotri wot eto knigga"
Mason Nelson
Klassniy hahaha
John Ramirez
Did they attack her?
Owen Cook
>Pakistani growing up to be the next Nigerian prince I think he scammed your ass fair and square
Isaac Adams
no they just complained to the teacher (who was white) and she just said "thats how they do it in their country." not a single fuck was given
Dominic Howard
>Ja, good idea. How much? Lol based dad
Christian Jenkins
Pidor, haven't you seen Brat 2 before?
Jacob Smith
Vocaroo your nazi accent. I've never heard of anyone who hates Germans here. The only irrational hatred is Frenchmen.
Caleb Gutierrez
Kek
Ayden Smith
>be at Purdue #1 diverse university in nation >i.e. gook TAs for days >turn in a lab report for microbio >have poor handwriting, so I took my time making report >partner gets his back: 19/20 >I have same report: 8/20 >wtf >ask TA >yeah your writing pissed me off. couldn't read it. Why are all the letters in worded connected? >Uhh, you mean cursive? >what's cursive?
Fucking gook faggot.
Easton Lewis
The joy of civilian engineers, user. And the contractors are all the same, except without quota niggers in their ranks. Hell, even on my team, it's just a magical ratio. >60% White Southerners >20% red-pilled Yankees and Commiefornia refugees >15% based Hispanics >~3% Foreigners >~1% Unintelligible Chinks >~1% Quota Nigger
And the only women are secretaries and one of the aforementioned 60%.
Lincoln Morgan
>starts yelli Sounds like bullshit, no one cares for your accent and women would suck your dick not run away. wtf? Are you guys hideously ugly or something?
Eli Baker
I want to tell a Story too
>be me Polish visiting germanistan right now >meet some friends >all Germans and one roach but he is bro tier and atheist >eating some kebab >wanted to make to conversation better >What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? Anything you want she's already been stoned to death. >all look at me with the soulless stare >like some American vet after hearing some korean >only the roach laugh >i realized what a mistake ive done so said something like "so this is the German humour" >never saw the Germans again
Can say some better storys from this weird country.
Aaron Martinez
Probably a carbine, then.
Jaxon Bennett
>Uhh, you mean cursive Should have made fun of him, idk why we have foreign teachers in Universities. It makes sense if it's an asian class, but other than that,t hey should fucking know simple stuff like that.