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how do I get a teenage girlfriend?

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>seek therapy
>get castrated

How about treat your mental illness instead sicko pedophile

Have a lot of money

pedos are into kids, not teens

and then?

raep

I'm 29 dating a 18 year old, it's the best!

still illegal, still underaged, still a mental illness.


seek help or date asian women who look younger. Don't ruin a child's life because of a fetish, they aren't compatible with older men like you and never will be.

Most teenagers aren't going to really give a shit about that. Most are still mentally just a fucking child because of how kids are raised these days. Gotta find one who is mature enough. That means you will have to know them personally. This means in contact with them on a daily basis. This means you probably need to be a teacher.

>still illegal, still underaged, still a mental illness.

Not in my state. 16 is age of sexual consent.

Im 38 and need 18 year fucktoy too.

Which state?

germany, 14 here

>Which state?

Most of them are 16-17 age of consent. Do people really think finding a 16 year old attractive is a mental illness or even wrong? Come on. It's as if what you find attractive is supposed to magically scale with your age. That's not how it works.

>This means you probably need to be a teacher.
yes, please risk your career to get some pussy, fucking moron

In Brazil is 14 too

What do you have in common with a 16yo? nothing. Also most states that are 16 or 17 have age difference limits. So no, you disgusting old pedo fingers should stay away from all children.

teenagers as young as 15 are legal goods in the vast majority of countries
it's only backwards shitholes like the US which restrict natural human urges to ridiculous ages like 18

My girlfriend is 18 (known her since she was 16) and her body is amazing, perky tits, bubble butt... she is even down to have threesomes with her hot friends! Honesty who wants to date women with baggage?? Get yourself a teen and enjoy it while you can man! Life's too short for anything but the best!

ages are rising in europe, and like I said age difference matters and so does situations like grooming. If you really looked at your laws, you are not allowed to just fuck any 14yo, but considering that you are an illiterate pedophile, you'll never learn.

This.

I'm a teacher and I'm surrounded with incredibly cute and beautiful young chicks almost daily. I do fantasize about some, but strictly never make physical contact or talk about anything intimate while they're still my students.

I think some see me as some kind of father figure. Boy, if they knew how vivid my fantasies are, I'd be fucked (as a teacher, not sexually).

>be relatively middle class
>buy her things
>be relative o-kay looking
teen sluts love an older man ur gonna be good user

do you masturbate to their facebook pics?

you dont want a teenage gf. they are teenagers man. fuck all that nonsense. just get yourself a hooker and be done with it. it will be cheaper in the long run

The salad days of banging underage sluts are long gone.

Everyone these days have cameras and social media. Text messages and white knight faggots who WILL turn you in if they even suspect are all over the place.

You will get caught. You will end up in prison and you will be raped by packs of niggers.

No puss is worth that. Just fap.

lol, only one country is retarded enough to have nigger rape as a prison feature

>teen sluts love an older man

there's a reason why actual jb porn with older men is rare even on the free internets, because it doesn't happen as often as pedophiles would like you to believe.

Been there, done that.
One girl once brought me her laptop to prepare for a project, told me to completely format all data before reinstalling the OS. Knowing that she acts a little slutty sometimes, I couldn't resist sifting through her pictures and even found a masturbation vid of her. I've safely stashed it away in an encrypted container, noone's ever going to find out.

I'll never let my private desires influence my work. I love women and I love sex, but I also love my job and I like my students. They will never know that other side of me, unless they make advances after graduating - which has never happened and will probably never happen, as I keep getting older but they stay the same age.

Yes, America is a specially retarded country but prison rape isn't like in the movies. Ask anyone who's been inside and unless you're a pedophile or child rapist, you won't get raped unless you want to.

>solicited sex with a 16 year old
>never actually had the sex
>had a shit ton of under age pron
>sentenced to 15 years
>beaten to a pulp in prison

Yeah go for it op, it will work out perfectly for you I'm sure.

how u did it?

She's obese insecure and autistic. It's easy m8t

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okay but how

You never talked to girls with insecurities before, have you?
Basically you give them attention and flirt a little and they'll develop feelings instantly.

But she's obese. How great can that be.

It can be as great as you want it to be. If you can't be a chubby chaser, don't do it then.

WHERE DO YOU MEET THE GIRLS YOU MORON

Well I'm happy for you man, keep at it.

Dating a 19 y/o if that counts

Her snap chat is namessucktbh

Ok, listen up little fella. When you want to know about a location, you say "where", not "how". You ask "how" when you want to know about the procedure once you're there.
Who's the moron here?

go to the mall

you lot can thank me later

you, obviously
I didn't ask "how do you get a girl to be your girlfriend", I asked how to get a teenage girlfriend
I'm clearly asking after the entire process, not just the easy bit
you fucking muppet

It’s easy:
First become her age+2 years.
Second attend her school and parties of her friends.
Third share common interest and common awkward moments.
Fourth after you have shared at least as much information as in the 36 questions mentioned in nytimes.com/2015/01/11/fashion/modern-love-to-fall-in-love-with-anyone-do-this.html profit

i'm 31 and i've been fucking an 18 year old for the last two years. best ass of my life.

you're who I need to speak to
what do, mister, what do?

okcupid, lots of underage girls. have to take a risk when you find one and then you have to be manipulative to bend them to your will.

>fucking an 18 year old for the last two years
>18
>two years

You're a fucking liar.

Same here.. looking young is the shit.. being attractive even better, being a type a personality but chill.. seals the seal funny thing though is Im banging a sexy 20 yr old right now and a 9 out of 10 multi millionaire 50 yr old client pf mine. Im 34. Also banging big titty latinas a couple exes and some random hotties.

Not bad for a guy with a 5.75" dick right?


And all you wondering how... just meet people and keep an open mind and see what happens or go on tinder

what's okcupid?

You're making a fool out of yourself.
I was 28 and dating an 18 year old.
Yeah she was hot as hell and tight etc but she was also an 18 year old girl. 18 year old girls are generally annoying. Maybe yours isn't.
But I realise now it was cringey as fuck. My peers and their partners we're rather puzzled by it.
Maybe you're some oddball with no friends your own age in which case I'm sure its all fine.

He's probably the kind of loser that can't actually engage with women his age because they're wise to his shit.
So he covers it up by claiming to date teenagers on Sup Forums, like he knows anything about relationships.
Obvious fag is obvious.

whatever you say
im the one thats been cumming in a teen's asshole since she was 16 and youre using your hand

You're unable to think for yourself and insult people for misunderstanding your wrongly formulated communication attempt. You're clearly not worth talking to.

what's google?
brainless idiots everywhere, fucking hell

Older women suck, you're probably just upset older guys are taking girls your age.

It's ok, I've been there.

Yup. Been there. Dun dat.

Lol retard

SeeYa just confirmed this ya doofus

youre supposed to keep the 18 year old as yoyr fuck toy. you dont take her around your peers.

common ? dude! they are thight with nice boobs and ass no need for stuff common to be attracter by them. they are made to be, since their bodies are ready to procreate. common sense is just something we created, nature is very clear. they are ready for sex

I asked you first!

instead of insulting someone, just admit you don't know
we're not going to look down on you for a little ignorance

See I literally said older women suck, I know you're still learning to read, but 18 year old pussy is delicious and if you're upset you need to get laid more.

I'm not the one trying to impress nerds on the internet by claiming I have sex with minors who lay about like a dumb fish while you pretend that putting your dick in something warm counts as good sex you raging faggot.

Three easy steps!
1. Be teenage.
2. Be attractive.
3. Don't be unattractive.

Nice quads

all single 30+ years olds are jaded as fuck. it's really ugly.

>they stay the same age
are they time lords ?

not the same guys
I just chimed in - I'm not trying to impress anyone

probably

Sorry bout that. Accidental quote.

Its like you're deliberately misunderstanding everyone.
Are you unfamiliar with how b works or just mentally unwell?

So you straight out admit you're just using them for their bodies. You won't respect their feelings or wishes like in an actual relationship. Stay away from teens you fucking pervert.

Is this the part where I'm supposed to give a fuck about what you're saying and have an internet argument?

Bastard. Lol

There's no argument.
We've all agreed you're a fucking loser.

Ah, so its both

I'm getting my dicked sucked friendo, you can call it whatever you'd like.

its not necessarily good sex and its ok if the lay there as long as you can pound them however you want

Give me a tinder guide for of age teens. I'm interested. Spare money.

You're still the retard bragging about tricking young girls because you lack the nerve to actually fuck a man you colossal homosexual.

Jesus, have you ever actually had sex with someone that wanted to fuck you?
Is so much better.

>triggered af

>thinks is clever

yes many
and having a devoted on demand anal fuck slut is a good thing too

Everyone has a butthole you dipshit.

hurr durr i'm gonna go on b and brag about fucking teens because i think that will make me seem cool to other people on b hurr durr
hurr durr i ahve butt sex hurr durr
so cool, so edgy, such fag

guys, chill.You don't even know each other faces and you want to fuck already ? that's sick

youre just jealous

youre just a liar

>you said you love me !

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