Hey Sup Forums just thought I'd tell a story >be me 17 >play a lot of LoL and minecraft > lolicon level 1000 > jack off at least twice a day >forever alone.jpeg >playing on a minecraft server >somebody says "who ways to skype? >say yes, because why not >mfw ita a real human girl >Qt 3.14 >ask age, name, hobbies >she's 19, lives in Canada, works as a pole dancer in some club >Lets call her Abby >Abby tells me she has bowel cancer and tourettes >abby is drunk and we start talking about her sex life >hellfuckingyeah > says shes a virgin >ask if she wants to have sex with me >says yes >half an hour of teenage hormonal sex(I have screencap if y'all want it) >ask for her number >fast forward to today, my 18th birthday mfw I realise that I'm about to move in with my gamer girlfriend who I met on minecraft, lives in Canada, works as a stripper, has bowel cancer and tourretes.
My bags are packed Sup Forums but my flight leaves for Canada in 2 hours
Pic related it's her
Christopher Nelson
Post screenies also time stamp with tickets
Brandon Ramirez
>minecraft
Landon Gray
Shots of what The steamy sex?
Angel Bell
>>half an hour of teenage hormonal sex(I have screencap if y'all want it) Do it
Jeremiah Bennett
Forgot to say I got her tits... Only screeenshotted one pic tho
Luis Richardson
Its like 9 pics I'll post a few out of order though Super unorganized
Benjamin Bailey
Leo?
Benjamin Bennett
Dafuq u mean
Luis Johnson
My shit isnt working right I mustve deleted the rest
Daniel Ward
Op are you really going all this way to lose your virginity to some Canadian pole dancer... I would too T_T
Isaac Harris
Call her s pole cancer
Jeremiah Green
god this is so cringey
Brody Torres
mate..
Oliver Martinez
please tell me this is a joke
Connor Baker
More?
James James
>half an hour of teenage hormonal sex
this is not sex
Carson Nguyen
No joke
Jordan Edwards
how long have you known this lass
Nicholas Nguyen
Fair point, How about this >half an hour of cringey rp
Carter Smith
Bout a year
Adrian Barnes
*(being careful not to bump the tumor)
Caleb James
Meh not active enough want for? Get dub
Kevin Bell
Fucking niggery that is autocorrect, get dubs for tits
Wyatt Reed
Your going to get kidnapped by Chinese for their gold farms. Your fucked mate
Logan Davis
give tits
Brayden Perry
Too fucking fast mate lol Here ya go Trips for spread pussy
Luis Butler
Better learn to say checked in Chinese.
Anthony Ortiz
Trips
Dylan Miller
You said qt but she looks like a dude in the pic
Levi Robinson
send all of the texts
Carter Perry
I don't think so Ecks dee
Jackson Reyes
>being careful not to bump the tumor
lost
Austin Cook
My phone is being retarded It replaced the full conversation with the first one
Caleb Morales
Pls no
Bentley Young
Well, forgot to censor names, but whatever
Robert Baker
She just wrote a poem about me How do I timestamp a screenshot
Hudson Thompson
man don't do it.
i understand having a stripper for a gf is pretty cool but her bowel cancer will fuck your relationship up in no time.
Jacob James
Idc that she's a stripper, I love Sousounds cringey but it's true
Gavin Bell
I love her* fucking niggery
Gabriel Perry
well... i guess you're an "adult" now, you know what you're doing.
wait til she gets her ass sewed up, she quits her job as a stripper because of that bag sticking out of her belly.
Ian Edwards
Son you are the single largest embodiment of cringe on this website at the moment, and while you reflect on this remember Sup Forums exists.
Gabriel Gray
you are thinking with your dick, go wack off and think about what you are doing. Just go there HAVE ACTUAL SEX WITH HER. and forget about her get it out of your system.
Jayden Moore
Awesome looking pure ginger.
Isaac Sullivan
And anything for dubs?
Eli Brooks
You are making a mistake. A fairly big one too but it's one you must make and learn from. Just be thankful that you are getting a great life lesson so early on in your tenure. That being said, enjoy it and don't be too upset when it falls apart young man.
Camden Parker
I'm leaving for the airport Sup Forums Be expecting a results thread soon Trips for spread Pussy, but no more tits
James Sanchez
rolling for mankind
Kevin Jones
Soon you'll be Mr. and Mrs. Bean
Austin Ramirez
>being careful not to bump the tumor AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOST SO FUCKING HARD
Anthony Morgan
ask for anal, it might cure her user!
William Smith
you lot can thank me later
Sebastian Nguyen
>pole dancer >virgin
Hahahahahahhahaa
Hunter Sanders
kill her then kill yourself
James Edwards
Lmao OP is gonna end up on milk cartons. Although in this instance its not a trap, buddy >its a trappppppppp
Nicholas Brown
OP is talking about teenage sex under 18 years old and you are all requesting pics I am reporting this thread Global rule 1 No requesting child porn
Bentley Butler
>being careful not to bump the tumor I don't even have a reaction image to this.
Henry Barnes
>she's 19 Are you blind or just retarded?
Lucas Lee
Rolling 4 spread because Not cp, first thing OP said was that she's 19
Gabriel Sanchez
Reported You literally just requested child porn Op said he just turned 18 He had sex with this girl at 17 In b4 ban hammer
Ian Baker
OP said HE just turned 18 after the sexual acts In other words OP was 17 and you are requesting child porn of a 17 year old boy
Caleb Garcia
Rolling
Gavin Moore
this isn't real this can't be real cmon man
Thomas Rivera
>WTF ?? Watches at $ 0?
Levi Hughes
check the trips
Nathaniel Morales
Retard alert OP said he just turned 18 He would be 17 in the sex photos idiots You all requested child porn Get reported faggots
Noah Gutierrez
Re roll
Caleb Williams
OP is a fag and story is certainly bullshit, but fuck it, rollin' trips for bad quality pussy pics.
David Russell
Get a life newfag. 10 bux says yer harddrive is chockfull of cp.
Bentley Young
stop to post this thing in every thread moron
Hunter Long
Winrar
Aiden Sanders
It's a bot or click farm, dude.
Also, triples >WINRAR
Asher Jackson
...
Luke Rodriguez
W8ing for that spread m8
Gabriel Perry
oh you right! too bad i didnt think about that first . also i winrar so i wanna see pussy pics
Adrian Wood
means they are sold out kiddo,
Jaxson Robinson
> bowel cancer > "not to bump tumor" > implying tumor is on breasts > implying breasts have bowels > implying shits from the tits
Austin Phillips
>implying we'd actually get to see fresh spread puss
Xavier Gray
OP story clearly states he was 17 during sex You are all requesting CP Mods please do your jobs and ban peeps ITT requesting CP