Hey Sup Forums just thought I'd tell a story

Hey Sup Forums just thought I'd tell a story
>be me 17
>play a lot of LoL and minecraft
> lolicon level 1000
> jack off at least twice a day
>forever alone.jpeg
>playing on a minecraft server
>somebody says "who ways to skype?
>say yes, because why not
>mfw ita a real human girl
>Qt 3.14
>ask age, name, hobbies
>she's 19, lives in Canada, works as a pole dancer in some club
>Lets call her Abby
>Abby tells me she has bowel cancer and tourettes
>abby is drunk and we start talking about her sex life
>hellfuckingyeah
> says shes a virgin
>ask if she wants to have sex with me
>says yes
>half an hour of teenage hormonal sex(I have screencap if y'all want it)
>ask for her number
>fast forward to today, my 18th birthday
mfw I realise that I'm about to move in with my gamer girlfriend who I met on minecraft, lives in Canada, works as a stripper, has bowel cancer and tourretes.

My bags are packed Sup Forums but my flight leaves for Canada in 2 hours

Pic related it's her

Post screenies also time stamp with tickets

>minecraft

Shots of what
The steamy sex?

>>half an hour of teenage hormonal sex(I have screencap if y'all want it)
Do it

Forgot to say I got her tits... Only screeenshotted one pic tho

Its like 9 pics
I'll post a few out of order though
Super unorganized

Leo?

Dafuq u mean

My shit isnt working right
I mustve deleted the rest

Op are you really going all this way to lose your virginity to some Canadian pole dancer...
I would too T_T

Call her s pole cancer

god this is so cringey

mate..

please tell me this is a joke

More?

>half an hour of teenage hormonal sex

this is not sex

No joke

how long have you known this lass

Fair point,
How about this
>half an hour of cringey rp

Bout a year

*(being careful not to bump the tumor)

Meh not active enough want for? Get dub

Fucking niggery that is autocorrect, get dubs for tits

Your going to get kidnapped by Chinese for their gold farms. Your fucked mate

give tits

Too fucking fast mate lol
Here ya go
Trips for spread pussy

Better learn to say checked in Chinese.

Trips

You said qt but she looks like a dude in the pic

send all of the texts

I don't think so Ecks dee

>being careful not to bump the tumor

lost

My phone is being retarded
It replaced the full conversation with the first one

Pls no

Well, forgot to censor names, but whatever

She just wrote a poem about me
How do I timestamp a screenshot

man don't do it.

i understand having a stripper for a gf is pretty cool but her bowel cancer will fuck your relationship up in no time.

Idc that she's a stripper, I love Sousounds cringey but it's true

I love her* fucking niggery

well... i guess you're an "adult" now, you know what you're doing.

wait til she gets her ass sewed up, she quits her job as a stripper because of that bag sticking out of her belly.

Son you are the single largest embodiment of cringe on this website at the moment, and while you reflect on this remember Sup Forums exists.

you are thinking with your dick, go wack off and think about what you are doing. Just go there HAVE ACTUAL SEX WITH HER. and forget about her get it out of your system.

Awesome looking pure ginger.

And anything for dubs?

You are making a mistake. A fairly big one too but it's one you must make and learn from. Just be thankful that you are getting a great life lesson so early on in your tenure. That being said, enjoy it and don't be too upset when it falls apart young man.

I'm leaving for the airport Sup Forums
Be expecting a results thread soon
Trips for spread Pussy, but no more tits

rolling for mankind

Soon you'll be Mr. and Mrs. Bean

>being careful not to bump the tumor
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOST SO FUCKING HARD

ask for anal, it might cure her user!

you lot can thank me later

>pole dancer
>virgin

Hahahahahahhahaa

kill her then kill yourself

Lmao OP is gonna end up on milk cartons. Although in this instance its not a trap, buddy
>its a trappppppppp

OP is talking about teenage sex under 18 years old and you are all requesting pics
I am reporting this thread
Global rule 1
No requesting child porn

>being careful not to bump the tumor
I don't even have a reaction image to this.

>she's 19
Are you blind or just retarded?

Rolling 4 spread because
Not cp, first thing OP said was that she's 19

Reported
You literally just requested child porn
Op said he just turned 18
He had sex with this girl at 17
In b4 ban hammer

OP said HE just turned 18 after the sexual acts
In other words OP was 17 and you are requesting child porn of a 17 year old boy

Rolling

this isn't real
this can't be real
cmon man

>WTF ??
Watches at $ 0?

check the trips

Retard alert
OP said he just turned 18
He would be 17 in the sex photos idiots
You all requested child porn
Get reported faggots

Re roll

OP is a fag and story is certainly bullshit, but fuck it, rollin' trips for bad quality pussy pics.

Get a life newfag. 10 bux says yer harddrive is chockfull of cp.

stop to post this thing in every thread moron

Winrar

It's a bot or click farm, dude.

Also, triples
>WINRAR

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W8ing for that spread m8

oh you right! too bad i didnt think about that first . also i winrar so i wanna see pussy pics

means they are sold out kiddo,

> bowel cancer
> "not to bump tumor"
> implying tumor is on breasts
> implying breasts have bowels
> implying shits from the tits

>implying we'd actually get to see fresh spread puss

OP story clearly states he was 17 during sex
You are all requesting CP
Mods please do your jobs and ban peeps ITT requesting CP

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