Ewww I'd never lick a butthole!

>ewww I'd never lick a butthole!

Proof you're a virgin

Well people let dogs lick their faces so there is that

Her shit is all yours to lick off, faggot.

Your girls don't clean their ass? You need to do better, son.

I have never tasted shit or seen shit while eating ass. Quit being such a virgin

Try this: wipe your finger across your own sphincter right now, and smell it. Got the picture yet?

>you wouldn't eat ass?
>you..you're a virgin! Haha.. I'd eat a girls ass
>p-please let me eat your ass
Faggot

>I've never had my face anywhere near female genitals: The Post

You realize when you wipe your ass with paper it's just smearing shit onto the skin, right?

When you're "eating" this girl's ass in your fantasy, you're actually licking it clean of shit.

user you realize when you smell your own farts you're literally inhaling your own shit, right?

To act high and mighty about shit is to prevent you and your lady from enjoying a whole new aspect of sex.

>Guys who fuck girls in the ass are just gay there's poop in there

>"she must be shaved"
>"she didn't take her shirt off wtf"
>"shower, or i won't go down on you"

>Im ameritard
>we dont have bidet

And you can fucking kill yourself.

I did once with my current gf but never did with the past 6, that's no proof.

>Proof you're a virgin

I'm posting in this thread.

>I'd never
>I did once
Well holy shit look at that

>claims all people who dont eat ass are virgins
>posts picture of ass from the least appealing distance possible
Gee, I wonder why some people don't like putting their mouth where other people shit.

You're absolutely right. People are retards about rimjobs because I posted a closeup of a clean butthole on Sup Forums

>sniffing farts is the same as eating shit
no

>licking a butthole is the same thing as eating shit
no

>licking a butthole is cleaner than eating shit
Not by much

>t. Virgin
Thanks for confirming