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Every Villian is Lemons

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>he doesn't main Erap Estrada

Second for doubles.

ᜁᜉᜎᜒᜏᜈ ᜈᜒᜌᜓ ᜃᜓ ᜊᜃᜒ ᜇᜒ ᜈᜒᜌᜓ ᜁᜆᜓ ᜄᜒᜈᜄᜋᜒ

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I do not speak in squares

kubiarkan diri ini merana dilanda sepi
walaupun rindu aku takkan mencarimu
biarlah kecewa biarlah merana

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>not using firefox

it's baybayin btw

>anime

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How do you make female friends outside your social circle? I managed to do some eccentric methods like meeting some by chance at some dumb MMO and we were all sperglords (I think) so the atmosphere is relaxing somehow since we just played and drank coffee afterwards but that's not the point. I just can't into basics of meeting/initiating with randoms via the regular way and leaving everything to RNG horseshit (chatting on dating sites, other social networking sites) since I'm socially autistic both irl and in the internet

You could give me sample topics of what a random woman would be interested and enjoyable to talk about, I know that it generally depends on the woman but can you help a nigga out?

watching this might give you an idea:
youtube.com/watch?v=vU-ibdHkz4Y&t=213s

First, stop being autistic. Second, stop acting like a clingy virgin. How old are you anyway Jovelyn Custodio

You need to make her be open to you through proper introduction, then ask anything about her or make her talk about herself (manipulate her personal ego), finally find any correlation between both of you (you and her like anime or music etc.)
And ta dah! You just found a new friend!

JUST

I heard that wimminz like bronies who talks about MLP on their first date. Time to download every episodes of MLP

I just realized how much Filipinos really value education. I have a friend who went abroad to study and he told me Flipfags are really more studious and we actually know more than other countries assuming you are at the same year level.

He went to both a Chink school and a American school and all he can say is, damn Americans, Europeans and Koreans are lazy fuckers.

In fact they pay my friend to do their schoolwork for them.

>Flipfags are really more studious

No

where you at you mofo? I know you're responsible for our range ban last holy week.

(you)
Thanks for the lel, here's a free (you).

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But it's true. All those people I mentioned, they don't even go to class. Flips in comparison value attendance.

They just go "Oh let me just take you out to three dinners instead just do my report". The people you see in classes are usually Flips and SEAfags, I guess.

>implying

Woooo pinoy pride world wide iba talaga pag pinoy

salamat tatay degong

>clingy virgin
>Jovelyn Custodio

I said help me out, not meme me out.

This is one of the first things I've learned and it certainly works but I can't go further than this since my general knowledge and technique for extending conversation outside my field is lacking and horrible. I always end up making the friends that I have talk more than I do

Hey I'm just telling you how it is.
Filipinos are more hardworking and value education more than most people, it's just that circumstances stop us from taking full advantage of it.

The west takes full advantage of our financial desperation.

>talk more than I do
great opportunity to chip in to whatever she's talking about
>"omg! I really like how macho looking daniel padilla is."
>m-me too.

Then let her talk about what she wants, just be a good listener and be immersed in her stories. Ask some questions if you want.

>not meme me out.


You did this to yourself Jovelyn. You are already a legend and your FB stories of epic proportions shall be passed down as a legacy to your wife's son's grandchildren

>chip in

Yes adding bits from my tulip-tier knowledge was how I always do it and worked for me. I want to do the opposite since I can't just be a conversatioNEET forever

Are you REALLY in law school? Because everytime you post on Sup Forums and Sup Forums you have an air of pretentiousness at the same time have no substance.

With all these fliposters, this is the /asean/ for me :^)

Probably not even the same guy

How many virgins does it take to lose their virginity?

Good 'ol pinoys.

and they're already arguing .hehe
never change :^)

Every country in SEA is broken into pieces based on language and ethnicity and then they form a confederation. What is the worst that could happen?

>west takes full advantage of our financial desperation

The whole world actually, maybe except for niggers since they can't into civilization.
OFWs are some of the best assets of our country, but as soon as reality sets in, Filipinos is and will always be looked down upon the international community. The saddest thing is we never cared about the poor conditions our workers had to put up to earn money

I'd agree that pinoys are hardworking but not studious, if we were then we'd be producing as much research papers as Singapore. To give you an idea, Singapore alone produces 1000+ researches from universities yearly, we barely produce more than 50.

being cucked by jews, burritos, poo-in-loos, chinks, and dindus.

I really wish we still used this.

We get bigger.

I'd still be living in a shithole.

it isn't practical.not at this point anyway

Westerners consider blacks to be superior to themselves, yet alone asians.

>to give you an idea, Singapore alone produces 1000+ researches from universities yearly,

Most of it is faked or palagarized

tnp.sg/news/singapore/ntu-professor-fired-data-falsification

How does it feel being a 2 digit IQ eop? Is learning a new language 2hard4u?

>the saddest thing is we never cared about the poor conditions our workers had to put up to earn money

Lol just look at that drug mule in Indonesia and the flip who got deported from america

It can be if we modernized it

>Most of it is faked or plagiarized
Wew, very typical

I don't know what you mean by that. Maybe you meant to reply to someone else? If you didn't...

It's pretty easy to memorize but a bit hard to write.

still easier than them chinese letters,though.

Its even more prevalent in Malaysia, where most academics only have a job because they are bumiputeras. Ironically, Indonesia has the most reliable scientific community despite being a very anti-intellectual country in general

Ah, this is how comfy /asean/ should be. Please keep this up before some retarded foreigners came in and ruins everything again.

More separatist claims

The difference with language and a dialect here is the language has a military.

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

memek

nigger

>a burger came out of nowhere

a-ra~, kys

>consider blacks to be superior to themselves

Pls stop watching cuck porn

>tfw mosquito season


I hate this meme

not nice

el americANO

use ridsect dearest

>spraying toxic shit in your house

>be me
>study like a madman, but only during exams
>top the class exams to impress the girlies
>girlies start coming to you one by one, asking for your assignments
>use opportunity to strike a conversation, get to know them better
>???
>profit
works every damn time

Did you get the pussy pounding though?

yep, my ass was sore everytime even when i told my professor to be gentle with me

>Not using natural-repellents
>lemongrass
>lavenders

No. He got cucked by Chadodong right after the sluts copied their homework from him.

Stop this meme.

stay salty brainlets

el AutisAÑO

>not shortening your life
>enjoy the emotion of grief that comes once in awhile

>expose stinky ass
>mosqueitos instantly gets btfo'd

tfw to intellgient for school degree

my ass smells like lavender
tyvm for reminding me bb

>All asean currencies will increase against the usd in the next 3 years
>myr (projected) will be rm 5 vs usd
we are all doomed to be some country bitchboi

Why aren't you outside hanging out with your friends?

because i am taking care of my dad
what bout you bb

hot

>taking care of my sick dad
>hot
is this some sort of indo fetish

there are so much difference perception things about it

>first
our research regulation is more strict, so most of us sometimes bribe the lecturer to finish it

>second
most companies in rely more to researcher that come from other countries or someone who already learn in other country

>third
our industries rely into more production rather than quality production, so no need complex reasearcher

How does the South China Sea looks like? A tropical paradise with turquoise sea near the coast?

like bags of sand

The sea is like glorious vastness of azure crystals beaming the divine light of the sun from the pearly white sand. As if the God showed us the celestial sight of heaven as a reminder that this is what Adam has forfeited just for the taste of wisdom.

My dad is strong like carabao,I've never seen him get a fever

It's fishes and natural resources to the chinese as it is frogs and snails on a vast swamp for the frenchies.

my dad is 70++
of course he's getting sick
he was strong and never fell ill in his 50's n 60's

It's just an untapped gold mine

Does he know about anime?

he only watch al-hijrah
so, no.

Does he know about you and anime?

a greatr place for offshore oil mining

I hope I don't wake up

step 1 stop acting retarded

>he heard this from someone else
>it must be true

>if we purge those four Philippines would become a better place
prove me wong

pro tip: you can't

>convicted plunderer
>mass murderer
>electoral fraud and selling us out to Chyna
>despot's wife

Where's Binay, Revilla, Enrile and Jinggoy?

Injustice league