What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

what's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

Had a bowl of cereal with apple juice
(replaced the milk with apple juice)

Spent $1000 to video chat with a camgirl

what a beta

ran over myself with my car

Had sex with a homeless prostitute

Became a regular at Sup Forums

talk about my feelings

Crashed my car and got a dui last saturday...

browsed Sup Forums

Went to jail for basically sexual assault but only got misdemenor battery but I still lost my job and college. Tbh I hated my job and school so idek if it was that dumb tbh.

Scratch that dumbest thing I did was use tbh twice in the same sentence

On the cheap I would hope

it was kinda dumb, you could have just quit

Had sex with a minor

Got mad at an inanimate object for being in my way

handed her $10 for the quickie

Yeah but this way I got to feel up a grill and jail was the least stressed I have ever been

turned off car while still in drive on slightly inclined parking

Did you drop the soap?

Got addicted to heroin/coke. Spent 3 blissful years mainlining speedballs and had more fun than I will for the rest of my entire life even if I live another 50 years.

Insisted on visiting my grandma when she was susceptible for viruses during cancer-treatment. And I (8yo) was having a cold which I hid from my parents.
So yeah, I probably killed my own grandmother. She died a few days after my visit.

how is that dumb??

But if you didn't you got to see her before she died

Because there is very little joy in anything else I experience. I felt so good for so long that it's been 8 years now and it's still pretty much all I think about. You open a pandora's box, and once realizing you can feel THAT good, then you stop, well everything else just kind of sucks.

When my mom sleeps on the couch I always take pictures of her ass and feet. I want to keep them for later but I always chicken out and delete them out of fear that someone will find my phone and see them. I immediately regret it everytime I get horny again later

jesus crist

Yeah sure but it was probably me who infected her leading to her death.
she could have probably lived longer if I didn´t insist on visiting her that particular day.

Chopped a part of my finger of on a handmixer

huh.

>used to drive a cab part time to pay for school
>Twelve hour shifts, 4am to 4pm
>Picked up the cab at 4 and drove up to the cheap ass hotels around the Navy base. Lot's of hung over sailors who have to get back to their boats by 7am, the shift change.
> Guy runs into the street waving money at me. Tells me he's shipping out today for 6 months and need to get laid. Says he knows of a whore house nearby and will pay me $50 to take him there, wait 20 minutes and then take him to the boat.
> I think about it. The location is a great place to get ripped off. I've been held up before and it sucks. You dream about it weeks afterward.
> What the fuck, $50 is $50, roll the dice.
> Get him there, he goes inside. All kinds of dudes walking around, looking at me, the cab. A couple of guys on the other side of the street keep looking at me and talking to themselves. Looks like they are about to make a move.
> I decide to lock it up and go hang out on the porch of the house. Didn't see him before, but there's a guy up there with a shotgun.
>He asks me what I want and I say I'm the driver. I just want to wait for my fare.
>He's OK with that and motions me to sit.
>Turns out he's the house "security".
> Fast forward 15 and the sailor is coming out.
> I nod to shotgun guy, he nods back.
> Start the cab, hit the highway and get the sailor to his boat with a half hour to spare. I ask him if it was worth it.
> Yeah, he said, even if it did cost him $150 total. Last pussy for 6 months.
> Two nights later a cab driver was killed in front of the same house around the same time. One of the robbers was killed by a shot gun blast.
> None of the neighbors saw who did it.
> Fuck. I got lucky and, somehow, somewhere, I owe a guy with a shotgun a drink

she was dead anyways imho. did she have similar symtoms to your sickness?

I cant really remember but I know she died of virus and that her immune system couldn´t handle it.

It could possibly be someone else but its a low chance

sat at my computer all day. really kills your brain cells

You're not alone user. Only I really killed mine, I was 6 and blew into her extra air tube or something like that. She got pneumonia like a week later.

And no body ever knew.

believe her when she said I love you lol

Now you got that record though

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Visit Sup Forums

True. I binge pretty hard on alcohol from time to time. Like live my life normally and still work but start to drink before 7 and stay drunk all day. Usually don't take it more than a week but it always sucks balls going back to feeling shit/normal

I didn't apply for any scholarships. I applied to multiple colleges, and one college had a "academic tests scholarship day," where everyone who showed up got at least something, and regardless of financial need if you did well on some testing you got mad free scholarships.
I decided not to go, because I wasn't sure I would go there, it wasn't my first choice school

Then it turned out to be my best place I was accepted to. Got no scholarships and paid like $20k a year (still pretty cheap tho)

Crashed my brother's car when i was 16.

It's Jason bourne

when I thought "hmm, let me go check out this Sup Forums place all the kids at the juice mart are talking about"

i got trips

FUCKIN CHECKED

wow

How?

Chequed.

Ayo

Talk about jews, niggers and other Sup Forums shit in 6 and 7 grade
Redpilled some classmates and got a girls attention
Still pretty dumb

Why would those trips be dumb?

Neat

NICE

Feeling up a girl is not worth going to prison over. Also, what exactly wasn't stressful about jail? Having your entire life controlled and restricted by prison guards and niggers? Got some bad news user.. You're a sheep man.

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dam bro a charge for feeling up a girl?
talk about a fucking nightmare

I once squished a razor blade in my hand because I didn't believe it was "razor sharp". Had to have my hand stitched back together. Good times.

How long ago were you in 6th and 7th grade?

>6666

Ho Lee Fuk

in which 3rd world country this happened?

he probably finished 7th before the summer

George?

*Claps slowly
You sick cunt smh

smashed a 60 bucks controller

Spent 45k on a business, sank thousands into it all the while running it poorly. Now selling it for under 20k.

I basically got to sleep and play cards and watch tv and exercise for a couple months. My actual life outside of jail feels more restricted.

I blew up my computer once. Just broke its power supply.

Bought a ruined business for 19k

Spent my last $140 on a massage parlor, and then begged my dad to send me money so I could use the money to pay bills, Ended up using that money he gave me and going again... Then got pulled over, had no insurance (This is what the $140 was for) and had to explain to my dad why my car was impounded and my license suspended for 60 days.

yeah thats pretty bad user

flew a girl i never met to washington were i was stationed she went bonkers insane on the sauce and told my coc that i kicked the shit outta her and i was put out as an e1 (honorable)

i shoved siccors up my ass

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Fucked a dog up his ass then tortured, mutilated and killed him over a 3 day period.

Now I don't feel so bad about dropping $300 on one.

Yeh, It was extremely difficult to explain to him... I can't remember what I told him, But he was pissed. I paid him back his money and everything...

ate too much Asian ass and got full... now I don't have enough room for more Asian ass

I dated a slut in college. I thought I could reform her.

you'll be hungry again in 30 minutes

Put a toy suction cup on my eye to see what would happen.

Keep my life going

Voted for Obama in 08.

Poured soda into my ramen after cooking it

When I was 10 I spilled a fat bag of kook-aid on white carpet then tried to clean it up with a wet rag

Threaten to shoot up my school
(getting investigated by the police)

Been there done that... she's now a lonely cunt who had no bf. An when ever she's sad she calls me. I blocked and now I have to wait till she either moves on or commits suicide.

Praise kek

I blackmailed my 11 year old female cousin, had some of the best sex of my life with that girl. I would savagagly pound that hairless pussy, cumming insider her, thrusting deeper with each spurt. Eventuallly she got pregnant, had the kid and now we live together many years later. Worth the risk my friends.

took lsd the day of my wedding

I stalked this chick I liked for almost 4 years. She gave me her number, but wouldn't date me. This set me off.

I once shoved a toothbrush all the way in my ass to the point where my fingers couldnt reach it anymore, so i used a second toothbrush to get that one out. I threw away the toothbrushes btw kek

awesome. story?

Taylor?

Took a bunch of Xanax plus Ambien.

Woke up two days later and couldn't remember anything.

Walked into the kitchen and saw that I had poured a glass of water into a full container of Tang and apparently tried to drink it.

I was in a LDR with someone from the UK for a couple months. We sent nudes back and forth quite a bit. After we broke up, I started drinking and smoking excessively, and I ended up sending one of their nudes to a classmate of theirs in a drunken anger. They found out and lost their shit. I regret it more than anything.

i guess you could say, you got a little too much TANG for your buck??

Norfolk, VA

>VA
makes sense