Alright autist-central, I need a name.
Wife brought home this half-nigger, all-faggot, ditch cat. Tearing up everything.
My son suggested Yard Beef.
I suggested Chimdale.
The way she shits on her hind legs and runs around, I'm now thinking Turd Gollum.
Need you help. Can't deliver or do dubs/trips cos it's up to her. But I need to get something in before is goes to Fluffy or some stupid shit.
Definitely Turd Gollum. OP, this is the ONLY answer!
just look at her face there is a cock on it! know you know name it cockface...
I agree. Unfortunately, that''s already been shot down.
Oh shit, never noticed that. More like snorkeling.
>now you know
fug! I've made autistic typo
bump
C'mon guys.
Cheeto
Rash, Zitz or maybe Pimple?
Gatto
Dumbledore
Fred Astaire
Amber
Cockie
Meshuggah
Doggo (that's how I called mine)
Remy (rem-ee)
Maddie
Mc Ride
Mathcore
Poison
Rattamahatta
>Meshuggah
>Mathcore
I'm digging these.
>Remy
Like the skinhead on the roof?
Whats that shit on its nose? looks gross.
Don't know, but it washes off and then immediately comes back. Prolly due to the fact that she's a shit gollum.
66
Oh shit! I like it!
Hand banana
I voted yes, she voted no.
Now debating 66, or maybe just 6.
Remy like the rat from the cooking movie. Also I got double dubs, so you've got to comply.
Bumping for Cockie, Dick because of the White pattern on its nose. Also.
Joshomme
Shotgun
Nails
Djfsiaodkeogkgkroe
London
Aphrodisiac
Cesare (ad gloriam!)
Asspie
Channington
Fag
(Mr)McMahon
Beast
Vincent
Gorgoroth (tell your wife it means lovely in arab or some shit)
John
Selina
Scatman
Optimus Prime
Caturday
Purring Psycho
For real tho, Meshuggah it's a kickass name. Or just call it cat. You know, since it's a feline and stuff.
>Gorgoroth (tell your wife it means lovely in arab or some shit)
top kek! OPey you should chose this one!
Just name it like the place where she found it e.g. the road, the city, the facility, garden or wherever it was roaming. Also, bumping for
Aragorn
Guts
Prosciutto
Speck
Mel
Jew
Penispump
Abortion
>tell your wife
she's following user
>Channington
Liking this one, a lot
>since it's a feline and stuff.
I know this, they're not people, and barely even animals. BUT, we already have a "Brown Cat", which I have named Dearborn Michigan.
The fucking ditch, user. It's a sinful ditch-cat.
>The way she shits on her hind legs and runs around,...
If that's the truth, then you need to change the kitten's diet, take it to a vet for a checkup, and have her dewormed. The cat will appreciate it, and you will, too.
Lucipurr
Azmeowdeus
Lemeowithian
Cate-in
Bemeowlzabok
Mewphelgor
Mewphistopholes
>he fell for the huge diamond engagement ring kike trick
good goy
panda
fuck, 1 away from naming him goy
>gorgoroth
black metal ist kreig
Call him Fossa (ph-hoss-huh), them
Call him Fossa (ph-hoss-huh), then
what kind of special retard are you if you pronounce it like that
Chimdale sounds nice actually.
Terrible names, faggot.
She is dewormed. She's just a long-hair, stumply kitten.
I forgot bemeowl
I like the first two the best and meowphistopheles
What the fuck, I can't even say these.
Abaddon.
Name it after a dead meme, this for example.
I fucking thought so! That's a no-go from her though. She's reading, fucking school her!
I was trying to make clear how to pronounce that. It means ditch in Italian.
Don Gato (Spanish name for the "Top Cat" cartoon series)
Absolutely zero spanish! We have enough of that here.
Also, Fosa (in Spanish)
Katze, Neko then
Even bakeneko (spirit/monster cat)
utterly retarded language then
Get used to it. There will be even more Spanish
Well they're all cat puns. Figure out the original name and then smash the sound in. Lucipurr is from Lucifer. Azmeowdeus is from Asmodeus (az-moe-dee-us). You get the idea. Also Cate-in is from Satan but it's pretty hard to make a cat pun with that.
I always wanted to name my cats puns based the demons that represent the seven deadly sins.
At least it has a somewhat rational relationship between the written and spoken word unlike some mishmash languages like English
Mulatto
Catan then (like the game, incidentally).
This is good because it sounds like bakaneko which is idiot/jerk cat
Pumpernickel
Actually thought of that as well when I wrote it
Muley (or Mooley?) isn't a bad idea.
Nice one.
You could spell it that way but then people would pronounce it as cuh-tawn/cah-tawn instead of kate-an (which rhymes with Satan is my point)
Thunderpussy
Not a bad idea. You have some stiff competition though. I'm really leaning toward 66.
such an adorable kitty , exaclty the same face pattern my old baby had
name : Iddytiddiekitty
True that
You should have specified because I think that is the main selling point for OP. He can neglect to mention this part when he convinces his wife to name it that and be amused whenever she calls it
Of course, there is Puffy (as in Tweetie's "I tawt I taw a puddy cat) or, more closely related to Sup Forums, Puddi.
Fuck no.
s/Puffy/Puddy/
Mjaow zeudong?
May I remind you she is also following the thread?
Name it Pup
Maybe just name it Malinka :^)
Hitler shall be its name
Ah, oops. I missed that.
bullshit until she posts tits
>shits on her hind legs and runs around
>scatman
If she even remotely matched the profile, I would consider it.
Nosey
Alternatively, Dindu
Haha, good luck. Been trying for that for years.
Awwww, that's really good.
Because his telling she is reading this will somehow change anything.
>Dindu
this
Poots
Squirb
Gaerwyn
I'd recommend naming her something 1-2 syllables because you're just gonna start calling it kitty or cat and later some cutesy or demeaning nickname that's short because that's just what fucking happens to pets. The more syllables in the name then the worse it gets.
1-2 syllables discourages that. For example, I named my cats sage and cocoa. I refer to them collectively as shittens or shitties but they haven't got any weird nicknames based on their names.
I saw some thread on here or /an/ where people posted their pet's name and then all the nicknames they ended up with and I wanted to avoid that.
That's cute
Good ones
name it after your wife or kid kek
>I named my cat sage
Spanky
Scrappy
Scooter
Scruffy
>Lucipurr
I like it! Lucy for short of course
I was thinking of the herb and the color. His eyes are green. Then the other one (cocoa) is predominantly black and tan which matches the plant based names associated with colors.
Yeah, I thought of that too. I would have named one of my cats Lucipurr but since they're male I didn't want to have to explain to people (ones that would not appreciate cat puns using Lucifer) why the male cat was called Lucy. They probably would have assumed it was a lsd themed name or something anyways.
Maybe if I get another I'll actually name it Lucipurr.
Jazz
Jade
Flaxy
Marbles
Minty
Cookie
Goof
Shiv
Bowley
Feesee
>Feesee
:^)
Masey
Casey
Fish
Toad
Jingles
Genna
Oh shit GoT is on
Stanton.
Arya
running around after shitting, and being a "ditch" cat, she probably has worms and shitting hurts her. get her to a vet you mong. then spoil that kitty.
Noodles
Doodle
Licorice
Bepis
Sneb