Can we get a green text thread going

Can we get a green text thread going

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time to save the thread with an actually good one.

for tonight i am gonna post 10 stories.
heres what i got.

taking requests.

>nazimasturbator.jpg lol

here you go.

femnazi, blackboyfriendstory and subwaytrollstory

great one

Sage

you meant "breaking a femnazi" right? Here you go.

next up blackboyfriendstory.

blackboyfriend

next up: subwaytrollstory

Just testing something don't mind me...

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test test test

and now: subwaytrollstory

HhHah fucking gold

my sides are dieing hhahahah

post ur best one

weebopsychogirlstory

requesting the story of dooretus

weebopsychogirlstory

here you go.


Hard to tell which one is best. lots have high quality. one i really enjoy for example is the sink. gonna post it next.

roemer tard story. You beautiful bastard

heres a sink.

dooretus? dont have that one i think. Or do you mean the one with the dora toothbrush?

about a guy who lives with 3 of his friends and and one of them starts to date a landwhale which he calls dooretus.

pls post the best ones

sry cant post the file cause its larger than 2mb. got any tip how i can decrease the size easily? dont want to snip it to pieces ... have another tard story for now.

Fitting trips

ah i think i know what you mean... this one maybe?

yes thank you

many of the best ones have been posted countless times already. so its hard to tell which ones are supposed to be posted now. but here have the cavetroll.

Post wolfman greg, an oldie but a goodie

here you go.

Pickles! lost mine.

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i have a few that have good info but they are not greentext, should i post? post more funny ones i am enjoying this even though i have seen most of these.

pickles it is.

yep. saw this one in a youtube video. do you have ''hidden gems''?
sink one was good.

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tyvm! Lost my 2TB with all my Sup Forums stuff on it.

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everytime i read this one i have to laugh. even though you have probably read it already. the author had a great writing style.

Change banana dick to banana shark

thx for the tip. will change.