Without sounding like a total douche

Without sounding like a total douche,

Name how many girls you had sexual encounters with and your age.

Blowjob: 22

Penetration:16

I am 27

People who still count either have a count of 0, estat on the internet and have a count of 0, or have some bad confidence issues and have a count of 0.

Only 3.

I'm 20 and horribly depressed.

That's not bad at all

0

22

20yo
blowjob: 2
penetration: 1

im 32 and have about 8 or 9. Good enough for me..

0
32
I'm gay

31 year old.
0

SAUCE ?

Well how many dicks have you slobbed on?

Where is this from

15yo
blowjob: 1
penetration: 0

sauce? for research purposes ofc

21yo

3 bj
5 pen

I'm 36, oldfag, and this is my most autistic post ever
9 or 10 penetration
2 blowjob only
1 handjob only
9-10 times eating pussy only
1 time anal only

porn

Age 25

Penetration 38 with regular chicks
and another 7 with escorts that ive pentrated

Anything less than sex (HJ/BJ)
5
and then another 6 'massage parlor chicks that i didnt fuck but jerked me off.

I keep a list. Most of them were fat and disgusting pigs off tinder, Ive cooled down the last year on the random hook ups and am glad i made it out without any diseases or kids but got to have fun with many women.

Blowjob: lots, but only maybe 5 have made me cum

Penetration: ~35

Age: 53

well over 125 partners
~5/6 women
~1/6 tgirls/ladyboys
age 46

about a dozen

36 years old
22 women
I don't think I've ever gotten blown without also penetration

Im into Tgirl porn.

But do their butts smell like worse than chicks IRL?

Ehhhhhh.... somewhere between 75 and 180. No idea

14 yo
1 blowjob
0 penetration

no b/c they prepare for anal
besides i like to receive, not give, rimjobs

21 yo
Bj:12
P:7

Do you guys also count the number of times you jack off

but as far as anal: 5 finger, 3 penis...I think

I'm 20
Sex: 8 girls
Oral: 5 guys, ~15 girls

12 bj and penetration

I'm 30

>Name how many girls you had sexual encounters with
Counting it...

Why?

I am 26 years old

MODSMODSMODS

Ahh I gotcha,

Ive always imagined that Tgirls would be used to doing more sex cleaning prep than regular girls.

Id wanna smash like a incredibly hot white one that has a tiny penis and the empty nutsack.

BJ: 1
Sex: 0

21

What's the source on the pic?

virgin detected

None
19
I'm going to kill myself

whats the problem?

Paid 4 a blowjob: 17

20, still a virgin.

Blowjob: 0
Penetration: 1
36yo

Never.

24

Get's better right?

it's from a porn

what's stopping you?
i had this piece of adorable meat last week
she bbbj and rimmed me for half an hour
came down her throat
fucked her silly
came on her petite ladyboy face
i think she's 19

kill yourself faggot

was it a guy who gave it?

Story about the penetration at age 7?

where is 739111111?

>regular girls
>anal prep

nope

i hope this is ironic. if i see one more queer niggered boipuccy faggot who thinks it's alpha to get a rimjob, I'll destroy Sup Forums with porn and shit

>Ma get the camera! My bait triggered someone!

...

For fuck sake who keeps count?
After the first few, just relax and enjoy life.

>blowjob 5
>pen 3
Age 25
I can keep count because my numbers are low. I've only ever dated 3 women anyways.

Blowjobs : around 30
Penetration ; around 50

Age : 25

30
Had sex with at least 50, stopped counting around 30 5-6 years ago.
Blowjobs: A few, I prefer other things.

>destroy Sup Forums with porn and shit

you're a bit too late for that

BJ: 50-60
Penetration: 40-50
Including some trans girls
Age: 30

i don't fuckin know ok.

see

No, a latina bitch for 20 dollars

Good numbers. And I highly doubt this is your most autistic post if you're actually an oldfag.

29, I got kids. I just don't get the point in counting.

Fuck it

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25

haha same

*he

its a dude with tits

Where are all these women handing out blowjobs? Where can I find them?

Insane, but most of you are liars.

the fuck dude

wanna hit 30 and still be a virgin ?

just do it fucker

you're one to talk
you've sucked your roommate's cock
and you don't think you're gay
kek

Blowjob 1273
Penetration 1008
Age 25

Im in porn fags

26 yo
slept with more than 50 girls

>but most of you are liars

Not everyone is a betafag.

pay is shitty
benefits are good

Blowjob: 3(?)

Penetration: 0

33 years of age

Bj - 5
Pen - 100+
Age - 26
>mfw married kek

Sauce???

Age: 24
The sex:14

tell me about this massage parlor action

7 girls. I'm 23 and pretty fat but I'm not super ugly. Pretty satisfied

0
I'm 52.
I'm happy as ever though.

im assuming you are on the receiving end. boy your asshole must be blown the fuck out

those are outliers but not extraordinary

i've had 100+ partners
unusual but not exceptionally so

ahahahAHAHA no

not every one have a miserable sex life

2, both prostitutes. i'm 24.

I'm basing my thoughts on studies that say that most of the people lie 70 times a day.

How did you get your first blowjob 6 years after penetration? I feel like that would be easier to get after penetration for the first time

0
Age 23

32

1 bj

0 pen

2 fj

nah, not even close

my one time anal only was with my boss at a buffalo wild wings. she told me to kiss her ass and i literally did that. I sodomized her int he bathroom and she started to pee so I had to walk her over to the urinal and hold her up as she did so (she was barefoot, fully nude, I had went and got a flattened cardboard box for her to stand on)

I washed my dick in the sink as she let in the other line cook opening that morning.

I'd do it again.

I'm 22 and have fucked 23 or 24.

BJ:10

Sex: 10

25 years old. Those numbers would be higher but I prefer sucking and fucking cocks.

46
lost count
fucked too many hookers to remember

Age 15
BJ 2
Pen 0

im a loser?

i have had nice sex with mini mini woman in the passed. i am almost 19 and i got great abbs. u B are all virgens ahah

>find an AMP ad on BP or
>CL therapeutic services
>call and make appointment
>show up, pay house fee, get shown room
>strip, lay on stomach, put towel on ass
>woman enters (usu 30-45 Asian)
>gives u oily massage
>the flip
>asks if you want extras
>say yes
>handjob
>she cleans you off with
>warmed wet towel
>pay tip 40
>she gives you water bottle
>say goodbye
>go home

17, Have never had a proper conversation with a girl who isn't over 20

I have a hard enough time talking to people in a regular setting, so there's no chance I could speak to women

Prostitutes are out of the question for the same reason

I'll just fap for the rest of my pathetic life

b&

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22
FeelsWizardLikeMan
Can't say I'm to mad about it, I like my life and I don't waste time on women atm, maybe someday try to find a gf or wife

18, 0 pussies