German/British comradeship thread?

German/British comradeship thread?
Come on Germany, many British supported you during the war, and even today we chant you on for the Glory of the Third Reich! God bless you Deutscheland! Fatherland of all Europe!

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>inb4 every kike and paki shitposter on the board floods this thread
prepare your anus OP

People who use this quotes ignore the fact Hitler lied a lot.
>just let me annex Austria, after all they are German, and no more demands!
>just give me German-speaking regions and Czechoslovakia is safe!
>one year later proceeds to occupy rest of Bohemia and Moravia
>just give me this part of Poland and I won't touch them otherwise I swear!
Even Chamberlain couldn't bend over anymore and he was desperate to do so.

To have allied ourselves with Hitler would have simply ensured we lived for a few year until Germany stomped us.

Hitler wouldn't attack you as long as you did everything he wanted. Like Sweden for example.
But give him a few years of preparation and Sealion might be possible to pull off. And Britain would be left isolated, with no allies, with their reputation in ruins.
However stormfags aren't nationalist, they are Germanboos, so they would love it if it happened like this.

Britain, like the Soviets, didn't like fascists and had resources Germany needed. It would never be a question of if Germany attacked, but when.

Like what? Plenty of coal in Germany.
But I agree, Britain would be left at the mercy of a Nazi empire.
However stormfags don't really understand geopolitics, their world is based on fetishism and emotion.
Mistake wasn't the fact that UK didn't ally or tolerate Hitler, mistake was that RN didn't blockade the shit out of Germany in 1935 while French sent troops.
Europe wouldn't be dead. Soviets would never seize half of continent and propel communist regimes.
Chamberlain, Baldwin and MacDonald are people who killed British Empire, not Churchill. Churchill just had a mess to clean up.

>Like what?
Oil for one.

Thanks for sharing that picture. I always found Hitler's admiration for England and the British Empire in general very interesting.

All of British oil was in colonies back then, I believe.

Exactly. Britain had access to pretty much all resources needed and Germany didn't.

Hey you.
I'm coming to your country in the following week.
What can I expect?

Well he could get resources in East too.

>Come on Germany, many British supported you during the war,

You make it sound like it is on us to finally united. Listen anglo, we were the ones wanting an alliance with you and you were the ones betraying the white race.

Japan failing in trying to acquire eastern resources from the USSR, its why it took to the Pacific.

Where exactly?
I recommend coast, Kotor is a nice city.
Budva is a tourist trap, it's mostly good for partying.
Country is pretty safe, it's cheap, just watch out so taxis don't rip you off. Threaten you'll call the police if faggots wanna charge much.
Expect a lot of Russians. But you won't have any problems, just use common sense. America isn't really liked but Americans are.

Even isolated UK would still be a tough challenge due to strength of RN. Even if Hitler built up a navy to challenge you, it would still be tough. And anyway his primary goal was always East.

Next time we fight it's side by side
If any ask us why we died
Tell them because our fathers lied

Because Hitler knew most people are stupid fucks who need to hear sweet bullshit in order to move their ass.

You can't use verbal whips in negotiation, because using words or negotiation period means you don't have the power to just do what you want (which would be the equivalent of a whip).

Which is the same reason every white male loser today hems and haws for everything: women, political positions, everything; complete fucking desperation due to no real power.

Imagine being transported to Ancient Sparta, being a Spartan, and just telling a Helot to blow you. Or even Colonial America for that matter, being a white plantation owner, and just telling Shaniqua "after you get done picking those berries, suck my cock nigger bitch."

Instead, you all waste your lives being compromising pussies, just to get a date or something, with some roastie slut whose probably had nigger dicks in her cunt, her asshole, probably woke up to a nigger or two trying to fuck her armpit because he thought it was funny or interesting even.

You would never have to beat the RN in open combat, you'd just need to maintain a reasonable blockade.

As luck would have it the port of call is Kotor.
Thanks for the advice.

>weeinie posting
>retards
>germanboos
like clockwork

I have a lot of respect for German heritage. It's a real shame that their witch of a prime minister (I don't know what they call it in Germany) is ruining the beautiful country.

>hitler lied people died
crying over spilled milk, user.
so much more was lost, but you cry about what Hitler said.

I was simply saying that Brits had no reason to trust him.
It wouldn't be so easy though.
Good choice, hope you enjoy it.

>German/British comradeship
sure mhhhmm!

Yeah no.
>so much more was lost
Thanks to Hitler.
If Germans didn't sperg out, Europe might still be awesome.

Get out mehmet

Is this a joke thread? Anglos wanting to be friends with Germans? You must be kidding, traitors.

fuck off jerrycuck

Nice proxy posting

Good to see a decent thread for a change!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_von_Ribbentrop#Ambassador_to_the_United_Kingdom

Also, read this, it's kinda funny.

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Middle europe must revive if the rest of us have a chance.
Germanics are the crossroads of our civilisation.

How do you meme countries only ever pop up in these kind of threads? Do you use the proxy on purpose because you think that people will be more compelled to listen to Montenegrins over Israelis?

That was an excellent read, cheers for that.

>Germany attacks poland
>declare war
>soviets attack poland
>allies
>after war complain about poles coming to your cunt

>Do you use the proxy on purpose because you think that people will be more compelled to listen to Montenegrins over Israelis?
Yeah, if you pay close attention, you notice the same handful of VPN flags. Its the same dedicated cadre of faggots in every thread.

like this faggot

You really believe the Jew story that Hitler wanted to conquer the whole world?

Reality is far more nuanced than the simple fairy tales they preach in schools man. Hitler did speak of his great admiration for the Brits in Mein Kapmf. His main goals of conquest were against the eastern European countries, specifically Poland and Russia, dreaming of expanded living space for the German people.

It's possible to extrapolate what Hitler would have done had they allowed his invasion of Poland to happen. It's extremely unlikely he would have turned west when he spoke with such obsession about his hatred of communism and need for living space.

The reality of Hitler's goals, for good and bad, are obviously not as black and white as the Jew propaganda machine would have you believe. I'm not a storm fag and even I can see that Hitler wasn't a nut job.