Cryptozoology thread

Cryptozoology thread

Post your CZ theories, stories, favorite cryptoids or anything else CZ related.

nigger in a nigger costume trolling some niggers

Fake and gay

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That sure is one fascinating theory user! How did you come to that conclusion?

Back to /x/

>cryptozooLOGy

Goddamnit

just the most realistic probability

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Just in good fun man. You'd be better poised to post on /x/ though

Those 9 campers in the Himalaya were killed by the yeti, Bigfoot's cousin.

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Come again? You mean Dyatlov Pass?

This, except his name is Bob Heronimous and he is white

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How many crypto apologists are going earth creationists?

I'm a big fan of the 75 myself...

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I would never apologize for earth.

Because that's not easy as shit to fake.

>Try again

Helped a friend of friend create a sighting of bigfoot, about 5 dudes in on it. Out in the woods, cops pull us over on the way out, buddy is wearing the outfit, cops are fucking dying after hearing the whole story.

Scare my dog so bad with the getup when I get home , her ass/anal glands explode all over the my moms newly painted white kitchen. Literally shit juice on the ceiling. Thought my buddy was going to die from laughter.

This was almost 20years ago now and we still never told this dude the sighting was fake.

Pics or it didn't happen