Hi Sup Forums
Hi Sup Forums
Would you pay to fuck this ass?
mine?
That's your ass?
all that and much more
Are you a female?
and much more
Give me a boner, please
Give me a bone, then
So you are a male?
and much more
Hopefully, not a transgender freak
A little less...
hahaha what the fuck is this thread? You're the only two people in here, just fucking go on discord and jerk each other off instead of waiting several minutes for a >1 sentence reply holy shit lol
Join us
wanna come?
And much more?
And then some
you were faster than me this time, handsome ;)
I want to fuck an ass like this
Usually I take a bit longer
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Oh come on! This is shit posting copper! Let them ruminate
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Me pee pee has a pubic hair trigger
And I keep mine close cropped
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So tell me how you'd feel about this:
I go down on you for say 30 minutes to a day and a half and during climax I suddenly shift and blow a raspberry on your inner thigh/belly button/booty hole
What's your reaction and thoughts?
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And the other thing?
Talk dirty to me!
what other thing?
Enough with the bullshit. Talk dirty!
poop
Damn. I thought this thread was going somewhere:/
ohhh... poor you? Where to?
The raspberry thing
1. I bite your shoulder and move my way up along your clavicle to your neck kissing every micrometer along the way.
2. I nibble your earlobe and blow a warm breath on the outer rim of your ear and see the hair on the back of your neck stand on end.
3. I whisper "boom boom boom a lemme hear you say ay oh"
4. You gasp and your bottom lip quivers so I suck it up between my own and gnaw.
5. I grab the back of your neck and turn myself around and OUT OF NOWHERE DO THE STONE COLD STUNNER KNOCKING YOU OUT!
1! 2! 3!
LEMME GET A HELL YEAH!!!
my ass loves raspberries!!!!
I was looking for something more along these lines
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Splendid because that is literally my biggest fetish.
Going down on a gal and at climax blow raspberries without her knowing I would do so.
Something between her having a bliss/shock/wtf expression that gets me carbon-nanotube-supports hard
This was meant for
Where did you get my picture?
You want dirty, nasty, filthy, salty sailor, or porto john talk?
Cause if that's the example I can go on a further reaching spectrum
I thought someone on Sup Forums would be used to that kind of thing. Let's face it, that nurse would kill erectile dysfunction.
My autism reaches both extremes of the spectrum
Doctors are puzzled.
Anti vaxers weep.
I fry my tendies and eat them too.
What am I getting to cum?
Should I be battering a bean or wringing a worm? No one has expressed anything to that regard
We're all autistic once in a while
My once in a while is all of the time.
I keep track of how many mosquito's bit my nipples on the calendar for the past 3 years.
Don't make me go ahead and crack open another stone cold stunner
Is it dick, clit or futa clit the size of a dick?
Are you involved with substance abuse?
Cocaine under foreskin, mescaline iv drip, lidocaine lube for my buttplug sometimes, and hashish hookah.
Portugal's got some badass hashish coming over
It's too bad this thread died. I was expecting some dirty talk.
poop
Well look at you with your pussy all drippy and clitty poking out, someone's feeling frisky.
Kitty need a heavy petting cause kitty'll get a heavy petting. How's about you scotch that cooch on over here and I'll check your temperature?
Press your button just the right way make you pant and your head spin.
You want to cum so bad you come on Sup Forums hoping for an a supreme autistic to stoke your fire?
I'll play with a pussy, I might get a little rough seeing as that's my house rule, I'll play that bean like I play my bass, long licks and with a spot on rythym making you go from side to side
9/10. I don't know why, but I like it. But I could use my own head nurse, what about you?
Is that a small Plug'?
Is what a small plug?
That small plug in ops pic
Maybe not a nurse but maybe a masseuse that can really get to those deep tissues with finesse that comes from years of training and practice.
Training and practice for what?
Someone who knows the limits of a body hitting pressure points that make you believe chakra are real and can open them
Find masses of tissue that pressed just right send you out of body
Press spots that make you gasp for air and get nothing but a whimper
A rub down that loosens you up to the point of believing you won't be able to hold yourself together
And you let go
Into a soaked out of breath mess that'll need a nurse to make sure you'll come back to your norm
So your an ass masseuse
See
I've been known to give my prostate a tickle
Unless you have some serious physical problems, wouldn't it make more sense to just get blown?
Why not both?
Why do some ladies like dp?
Nerve bundles and world shattering orgasms. That's why
True. Have you ever seen the stupid movie "Road Trip," and the scene where the nurse milks the guy's prostate? I wonder what that would be like.