Roast me

Roast me..

You're fat.

Y u look like spaghetti saaś

I'm not that fat..

Show me your tits

why is all your hair in the back? why are you so red? why are you wearing eyeliner? why is your name CHRISSY? why do you work at burger king? why do you not have a clear, decipherable age? why do your ears sit so low? why can't you post a picture correctly? you were born to fail. an hero.

I honestly can't tell if you're male or female. The name tag is the only true hint.

We would need a flamethrower for that.

youre a kind hearted individual

Can I kiss you :3c

and a hint it is, friend

What you look like is if Donald Trump and Jonah Hill had a baby

The basement tapes thread

you dont deserve the minimum wage burker king pays you

Life already did that enough. I couldn't do worse.

I wana guck you.
do you wana guck?

I would fuck your fat ugly mouth....

Nice glasses, makeup, tidy uniform. Steady job.
I like you Chrissy, you have class.

Why isnt that kitties face smashed in?

Tits first then I’ll roast the fuck out of your greasy bubbleneck ass

You shut your whore mouth.
Sup Forums fucking loves cats.

i bet that pussy tastes gooooood after a full shift at bk... mmm....

I would roast you, but I don't have an apple and a stick

You look just like Jacob Wysocki, but he's great so that's a plus