Dubs decides what happens
Dubs decides what happens
Sharpie in pooper
They unite
Gas the jews
Texas launches a preemptive strike at California - NM and AZ destroyed in the process. New York watches in horror, knowing they're next.
Drink gasoline
reroll
Everyone gets a free hotdog
Roll
Color in the territory of Nunavut yellow. Every single island.
Canada and Mexico switch places while USA gets a giant hotdog
Haha. Fuckin double winrar
Ohio is now where Hawaii is
Roll
Nunavut is yellow
Rolling
R0ll
Rolling
roll
Put a giant detroit tiger's "D" emblem where detroit is.
Reroll
California is now underwater
>Nunavut is yellow
Yes.
Reroll. Almost quints
Everyone has a nice day
Build a wall between Mexico and the US
Build 2 walls between Mex-US
Build 3 walls
Four walls
Five
The US nukes Russia
China nukes Both US coasts
Europe Nukes China
Japan nukes Europe
Africa nukes everyone
Australia carpet bombs most of Africa
The middle east carry out a covert ops mission to kill all the Australian infidels
By the end the only inhabitable place is Africa and Australia
but the only humans left alive are consumed by both mutated animals
and super predators bred through exposure to nuclear radiation
they only live for 5 years
but they travel at speeds of 97 mph
can consume more than 3 times their body weight and have a taste specifically for human flesh
Meanwhile Canada and south america nuke each other over whether or not they'd help the US nuke everyone else.
America is a Nazi flag
Make NY Trumps face
5 walls
Now remove Quebec
We all go out for ice cream
Give Canada tits
Reroll
Reroll for ice cream with tits
kek!
So, put Quebec back?
badum-tish
Ayy
Give Alaska to Canada.
Colour Saskatchewan light brown.
Sweet!
Now, move California into the Pacific.
Rerollin'
make Florida into America's BBC
Sweet, we finally have water
Roll
That's a lot for OP to do!
OP gets himself a drink
I think OP gave up immediately.
Whomever is doing the updates is using a different map
You in Nevada, too?
Make Alabama and Mississippi disappear.
FUCK
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No, The first map was too shit to fill in with paint
cover the entire map with a low resolution image of the reddit logo
Erase central america
Put Justin Trudeau's head atop the pair of tits
Alaska, Florida and Washington are removed from the map.
Re-roll
Enlarge California
re-roll
re-roll
Fill Illinois with stale piss
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If this post is dubs OP updates the map quicker
Take down the wall
attach Florida to Mexico
Move Greenland south
I'm kinda confused about how the walls are laid out.
Do they fill up the states? If that's the case, OP has a vendetta against Texas and Louisiana.
Fuck it. Recreate the Interior Seaway. We might as well create a moat between Mexico and Washington DC.
HOLY TITS
NATURE FINDS A WAY
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Add a newer, bigger dick to the US that breathes fire in place of florida, the previous dick. We will use it to fuck the other continents.
Make hawaii big
bomb the east coast
HOLY SHIT
QUADS
EAST COAST BTFO
WEST COAST IS BEST COAST
the entire californian bay area slides into the ocean
remove the most seaward 50 miles of the west coast of the continental US.
This is gonna be FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!