Dubs decides what happens

Dubs decides what happens

Sharpie in pooper

They unite

Gas the jews

Texas launches a preemptive strike at California - NM and AZ destroyed in the process. New York watches in horror, knowing they're next.

Drink gasoline

reroll

Everyone gets a free hotdog

Roll

Color in the territory of Nunavut yellow. Every single island.

Canada and Mexico switch places while USA gets a giant hotdog

Haha. Fuckin double winrar

Ohio is now where Hawaii is

Roll

Nunavut is yellow

Rolling

R0ll

Rolling
roll

Put a giant detroit tiger's "D" emblem where detroit is.

Reroll

California is now underwater

>Nunavut is yellow
Yes.

Reroll. Almost quints

Everyone has a nice day

Build a wall between Mexico and the US

Build 2 walls between Mex-US

Build 3 walls

Four walls

Five

The US nukes Russia
China nukes Both US coasts
Europe Nukes China
Japan nukes Europe
Africa nukes everyone
Australia carpet bombs most of Africa
The middle east carry out a covert ops mission to kill all the Australian infidels
By the end the only inhabitable place is Africa and Australia
but the only humans left alive are consumed by both mutated animals
and super predators bred through exposure to nuclear radiation
they only live for 5 years
but they travel at speeds of 97 mph
can consume more than 3 times their body weight and have a taste specifically for human flesh
Meanwhile Canada and south america nuke each other over whether or not they'd help the US nuke everyone else.

America is a Nazi flag

Make NY Trumps face

5 walls

Now remove Quebec

We all go out for ice cream

Give Canada tits

Reroll

Reroll for ice cream with tits

kek!

So, put Quebec back?

badum-tish

Ayy

Give Alaska to Canada.

Colour Saskatchewan light brown.

Sweet!
Now, move California into the Pacific.

Rerollin'

make Florida into America's BBC

Sweet, we finally have water

Roll

That's a lot for OP to do!

OP gets himself a drink

I think OP gave up immediately.

Whomever is doing the updates is using a different map

You in Nevada, too?

Make Alabama and Mississippi disappear.

FUCK

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No, The first map was too shit to fill in with paint

cover the entire map with a low resolution image of the reddit logo

Erase central america

Put Justin Trudeau's head atop the pair of tits

Alaska, Florida and Washington are removed from the map.

Re-roll

Enlarge California

re-roll

re-roll

Fill Illinois with stale piss

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If this post is dubs OP updates the map quicker

Take down the wall
attach Florida to Mexico
Move Greenland south

I'm kinda confused about how the walls are laid out.
Do they fill up the states? If that's the case, OP has a vendetta against Texas and Louisiana.

Fuck it. Recreate the Interior Seaway. We might as well create a moat between Mexico and Washington DC.

HOLY TITS

NATURE FINDS A WAY
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Add a newer, bigger dick to the US that breathes fire in place of florida, the previous dick. We will use it to fuck the other continents.

Make hawaii big

bomb the east coast

HOLY SHIT

QUADS
EAST COAST BTFO

WEST COAST IS BEST COAST

the entire californian bay area slides into the ocean

remove the most seaward 50 miles of the west coast of the continental US.

This is gonna be FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!