From filmmaker Ben Hess' Film Riot Monday Challenge
Arnold's Bastard Son Turned Heir to the Throne Recreates T2 Opening Scene
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How is his bastard son more based than his actual kids
bean genes
Came from working class, lived his youth under cover. A hero's tale compared to Arnold's other posh, effete boys.
Awesome, I'm happy for Arnie.
you cannot make this shit up desu
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Truth truly is stranger than fiction happy for Arnold and this kid
Holy shit
Hes literally the next arnold
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>tfw your father and brother are gods and you just like snickers bars.
>Beaner Arnold
FINALLY!
>continuity error at :45
Dropped.
you can do it beanie Arnie!
>be Arnold
>get home drunk as fuck
>lets fuck the hondurean maid in the laundry room
>she gives birth to the son you always wanted
Maria on suicide watch
Holy shit, that should be the wikipedia page of cankles.
I thought she was already dead just no one has told her
You can tell Arnold will pour all his knowledge and wisdom of life on to him. He will have to rise from being a bastard son and forge his own path. While his other kids grew weak or spoiled by Arnold's riches. He will thrive from having being cast aside when he was young.
Fuck, I'd watch a movie about that. About his early life, reconnecting with his father and ultimately working to become Mr. Universe.
>Arnold will never be your father
>Arnold will never take you with him to train
>You'll never realize your full potential and become a pinnacle of human fitness
Chris, it hurts.
Cute, CUTE
do you think he loved the maid?
do you think he loved his wife?
Arnold looks so happy
this is the weirdest thing.
fucking arnold
in the past,probably.
then she became a stingy bitch i bet.
The kid just needs to bulk up some more.
He's got the face and the jaw. He just needs to cultivate mass.
The other flabby son will get jealous and start exercising.
About time he auditioned. Expecting to see him in the movies in the next few years.
kid's got nice arms and undboutedly swimming in pussy
but that no chin
well said
look at that mass, this kid has potential
Yeah kid, listen at this guy on Sup Forums.
kid actually has some muscles.
>yfw arnies bean son and scott eastwood star in an action flick together
his fucking legs are collapsing in on themselves
Based Young Arnold
protein is one hell of a drug mane
Scott Eastwood is bland as fuck.
post more pics of Arnold and his bastard son
Are we not going to talk about The Bulge?
>potential
Potential energy
>arnold missed this graduation
real human bean
Nooooooooo shiiiiiiiiit, have you seen his father?
Stupid nu-male beta reddit cuck
>scott eastwood
Eastwood is a punk bitch, just another LA hunk who cares. He doesnt know the darkness like young Arnold.
his legitimate sons were lace curtain irish and the genetic recombination did not go well. if it had gone well we would have some combination of JFK + Arnold walking around right now and they would probably be well on their way to becoming President of Earth.
meanwhile arnold's aryan genes completely overwhelmed the beaner genes and he basically got a clone of himself. it remains to be seen if Arnoldo will inherit his father's charisma and intellect
no this is a straight discussion, faggot
As based as it gets.
that party sounds pathetic tbqh
Clint didn't become Blondie until he was like thirty-six so there's still time.
>beaner kid in back
>I wish he was MY dad
>maybe one day...
>fat son
>twink son
>gorilla son
JUST
Good. Hope he puckers up. At least Arnold has two heirs to his mantle and one disgrace.
Clint has one heir and a bunch of adopted retards.
Wait from what country is the maid?
i can say this, i did notice it
>roids since 13
>bulking
>natty
those fucking thunder thighs, what I'd give to have my head clutched in between those sweet thick thighs
Arnold = Zeus
Maria = Hera
Joseph = Hercules
Damn makes sense
I take it the maid is Hephestus
You think he's most proud of his bastard son? His other ones look like fags.
He needs to roid up and get the hair down but holy shit that's pretty cool. He could very well be the next Terminator.
How can you be fat if Arnold is your dad
>You will never be a drunk god that just takes some roastie foreigner to pound town because you can before passing out
>She will never birth you a strong golden child
why live
holy shit... did Arnold planned this? I bet he did
can I get a BF estimate?
18%
lots of dollarydoos for twinkies and in n out
Patrick is fucking Miley Cyrus or something right
whoah. it's like they fucking cloned him
>The actor has two OTHER sons
Wow
they briefly dated she's back w Thor's bro
I'd put him at 14 or 15%.
>tfw no young clone to take under my wing and teach him my ways
Man her pussy game must be strong
>fat one is always seen with his mom
mommas boy = fat
she did it to him
his other sons must be complete faggots
he's finally got a real heir fellas
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR
CHALKED.COM
No shit she did it to him. If my dad was Arnold i would hang around the Arnold Classic fucking fit chicks left and right, not going shopping with my mom.
That kid on the right gets to fuck any hot white girl he wants for the next 25 years. Not a bad life.
It's what happens when you don't live your life as a spoilt shit.
his kids with Maria are probably not even his. she used frozen illuminati bloodline Kennedy sperm to get prwgnant
Her pussy must be completely blown out
This is what virgins belive
Fucking freak god I hate faggots
Big guy
does arnold have any daughters? (that the public knows of)
and this is how you show your gratitude to the vagina that spewed you into this world?
Arnolds two nonfat sons actually have potential, Obviously Joseph is the true heir but Patrick could be another lesser demigod in time
of course not. arnold has all the Y chromosomes.
Of course. His daughter is THICK central.
Patrick doesn't have a big enough frame like Arnold or Joseph and doesn't have the jaw. Patrick's gotta go on roids
cute feet too
Wasted potential. Sickening.
Jacks son looks like him too holy shit
You bet he does.
JUST
kek no one wants to be near the fat son
Holy fucking fuck
Just what? He was good in Fargo. Any other good roles?
This picture right here has just motivated me to get back into working out
Hes wide through the shoulders, not as big as the other two but he could build natty