Can I steal some nazi jokes from you people I live in Germany and must trigger all the Germans

Can I steal some nazi jokes from you people I live in Germany and must trigger all the Germans.

Whats the difference between a jew and santa claus? The direction in the chimney

A jew walks into the showers. He doesn't walk out.

What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Angela Merkel? Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did the Jewish pedophile say to the children?

"Hey kids, want to buy some candy?"

Heil Hitler mein deutscher Freund!

u want to go to jail
nice

I'm going to Hell. That made me laugh and I'm Jewish (blood, not faith, I'm kind of Christian).

this kind?

or this kind?

or this kind????

> How does a jew make escape plans?
> He divides the height of the chimney by the windspeed

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Totally my man

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you throw them in the oven.

Why are Jewish men circumcised?

Because Jewish women won't take anything that's not 25% off

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I just made a Chinese nazi page on Facebook and it just got it's 3rd Reich

Kek

then wouldnt every dairy store owner be a jewish pedophile by proxy?

where the fuck's there a dairy store?

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>posts a meme with an instagram watermark

You literally can't say such things in Germany. They will knock your door down an probably put you in prison for it.

Even now Germany is a fascist government.

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EAT SHIT FAGGOT

What's the difference between a jew and a nigger?
> the nigger has to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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