Worst School Stories

Worst School Stories

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I sneezed during state testing (where the whole school sits in a silent gym taking tests all day) and shit my pants.

I had to waddle as fast as I could like a retard to the nearest restroom trying not to let liquid shit drip from my shorts

A nigger came to my school, started stealing stuff. We kicked his ass.

Fuck thats bad, i genuinly feel for you

How old were you?
Sounds fucking funny dude.

...

I was 15, a freshman

Got bullied to tears by some girls when I was 7 or 8. They were a couple grades above me, and I was an unstable little shit.
I cringe when I think back on it.

>Be ADHD idiot kid who thinks he's funny
>Disrupt class with some bullshit
>Teacher calls me out, comes to my table and loudly bitches me out
>Crack a joke as a comeback
>Look around for laughs
>Everyone is stone faced silent
>Teacher puts her hand down "No one is laughing user"
>Spend rest of day looking down at table

Haha, thanks for the laughs.

I asked for WORST, not BEST

I pretty much rejected the hottest girl in my grade (7th grade). We sat next to each other in Science and English and we would always talk and flirt. Valentines day came around and me and her were working on an experiment, I casually ask who her valentines is and she said
>you.
At this point I panicked because I didn't know what the fuck to do so I replied with
>Oh. His name starts with a U?
She said again,
>No, you.
I hadn't had a GF in my past years and I honestly did not know what the fuck happened to me then and there, but again I replied
>oh his name has a U in it?
She then replied
>Forget it
and went back to working. She didn't say another thing for the rest of the period. For the remainder of the year, we still talked and whatnot but I still want to kill myself knowing I had a shot at the fucking crown jewel of the 7th Grade. In high school she became a 10/10 and every guy I knew wanted her. We haven't talked since middle school. Do time machines exist, Sup Forumsros?

RIP my nigga

That must have caused some sleepless nights.
We've all been there bro, don't beat yourself up.

Just ur meat

Just ur meat

>b a dumb faggot in high school
>homecoming around the corner
> girls go apeshit over these ribbon things you can buy for like 5-20 bucks
>basically decorated ribbons with little plastic footballs/cheerleading shit all over it
>the more you spend, the longer and more decorated the ribbon is
>I go home and one of my relatives gives me a $5 ribbon to take to school
>get really excited
>get on the bus with ribbon
>"oooh user, which girl are you giving the ribbon to?" Asked various girls throughout the day
>tons of girls wearing ribbons
>I finally get to the class with the chola girl and hand her the ribbon
>"user, is this the ribbon you picked out? Why didn't you get the bigger one?"
>defeated, I reply with "its the only one I have"
>chola girl says nothing and looks annoyed
>I feel like shit for the rest of the day

Fuck that bitch, user. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

Lol I sure did, she was pregnant almost immediately and had to drop out

Some cunt was throwing a paper plane in class. We were about 8 or 9.
Plane ends up below my desk. I step on it and push it away towards that mate cause i dont want to touch it.
OI YOU PLAYIN AROUND WITH A PLANE IN CLASS ?
Teacher makes me write "i will not throw paper planes in class" 100 fucking times. Even tho that didn happen. I was livid

>Lives in Saudi Arabia
>Could it be worse?

What was the joke ?

There's this fucking kid who I grew up with, he's Half Japanese and Half Filipino. His name is like Bryan Hayashi or some shit. One day when he became a freshman in high school he totally changed his identity, he started talking in this flamboyantly gay voice, would always wear blue, became obsessed with KPOP, and "changed" his name to "Gwang Seo"...oh and if you called em by his birth name, he would completely ignore you even if you were teachers/parents/etc. What's really weird is that he always talked about how he's gonna kill himself, and shit, but he never does so it's just annoying now. Then when he graduates high school, he for some reason can't accept the fact that he's an adult now, so now he starts hanging out with kids. Like 6-12year old kids, he's always super creepy about it, and everyone thinks he's a pedophile or gay, he insists he's not and he insists he just wants a Korean girlfriend. Fast forward to today, this nigga is still acting the same way he did when he was 14, only this time he will randomly run on an empty stage (at local malls) and blast music to dance to, he makes his own horrible music, still wears all blue, and since a friend and I trolled him at the gym one time, he's thinking about entering an upcoming bodybuilding contest. He's like 24 now


I could get into more school specific stories if OP wants, he's done a lot of stupid shit. Doesn't necessarily involve me tho, he just made high school really annoying for me since I had almost every class with him. Pic related

Do tell more stupid shit he's done!

Not exactly, worst. More funny.

> Be me, 10 / 11 / 12 years old
> Lunch break time
> Pick up animal shit on sticks that's on the field
> Fire animal shit as high as possible on crowded field
> Animal shit landed on some kids shoulder
> Wentbetterthanexpected.tif

>be me in middle school
>jacking off in the music room during lunch
>get super puberty horny
>do a handstand against the wall
>jacking off towards my own face
>feels good man
>here it comes
>hear voices
>cum all over my face and chest
>group of five girls turn on the light and walk in
>knock over a tuba trying to get out of self-bukkake position
>make eye contact with them and we all freeze
>my pants are aeound my ankles
>I am literally covered in jizz
>mfw they scream and run and tell a teacher what they saw
>mfw I had to change schools

>be 4th grade
>rides bus shuttle to school
>has this mentally challenged kid in the bus
>chubby kid
>he's quite nice tho
>very enthusiastic
>most kids are nice to him
>there's one kid tho
>douche apparently knows how to trigger special kid
>sings the Dunkin Donuts jingle
>special kids starts panicking and yelling
>throws a fit, flailing his arms around
>apparently afraid of the song for some reason
>well what do you expect, special kids
>other kids notice
>sings along
>me included
>this went on every time special kid is on the bus
>we sing the jingle for fun
>panics every time
>kek.gif
>never saw him after 5th grade

>fast forward years later
>me in final year of high school
>about to go home
>sees special kid
>holycow.png
>he's sitting alone
>probably dozing off
>wonders if trigger song still works
>i clear my throat
>".....Dunkin Donuts..."
>special kid sits up
>eyes wide open
>look of panic on his face
>starts looking for the source of song
>apparently didnt notice me
>I sing louder
> "DUUUUUNKIN DONUUUUUTTTSSS"
>special kid runs away in panic
>yelling gibberish
>laughs hard but got to keep quiet

I have no idea. I was like 9 or 10.
But knowing myself it was probably drivel like "why can't i make noise, nobody is listening anyway huehuehue".

What the actual fuck user, thank you for the keks.

holy fuk lol not real ?

Satan and dubs checked

Wtf man, fap in a closed place at least

That sounds kind of funny, but look on the bright side; you realized when to stop fucking around, making it so stuff like that wouldn't happen again.

Okay, here's something I experienced sophomore year.

>Be me
>Sophomore Year HS
>Sitting at beach with class for field trip
>We have some free time
>"Korean" tourists walk by in a group
>Gwang shouts "OH MY GOD! Koreans!!!"
>Grabs his phone and runs over
>Starts playing KPOP on his phone
>Aggressively starts dancing to KPOP for the tourists
>Tourists are standing there awkwardly watching
>Music abruptly stops playing due to shitty connection
>He proceeds to continue dancing while also humming/singing the rest of the song.
>Song and Dance is over
>He bows and runs over and hugs the hottest girl of the group
>He runs away back to our field trip class
>Korean tourists leave.
>I hear them talking to one another
>They're Japanese


Pic related, he got made fun of a lot for the incident (mainly by me) He made a rap dedicated to his "haters", which are mainly me lol.

youtu.be/fuyF2YjSh2E His song if you don't believe me

Sorry o hear that, she sounds like a cunt.

Dude it was the door was shut and the lights were out

Hit her up. Shit happened, who knows.

I got caught making a dick out of clay in art class.
They sent me to the principles office who then called my dad.
Then the school counselor tried convincing me I was gay.

Man I was fucking 8 and dicks are funny. Fuck

kek, that sounds pretty funny user. Sorry that happened to you

What is the enjoyable part about cuming on your own face and do you still do it or did this experience stop you from doing it anymore?

That song

Shut does not mean lock

you are a fucking nigger for saying that tbh

No I don't know what the fuck that was all about it was just a phase I went through in middle school. I did it a few more times, not at school though. You regret it as soon as your done and its a bitch to get out of your hair

HAHAHA dumbass cant tell koreans and japanese apart.

btw, Filip-user here.
I know 2 or 3 schoolmates like that, k-pop, gayish and childish. Why do they end up like that? and yep, definitely half filipino. if he's into that type of lame ass beats and makes a song with it.

xfh

Dude, he fucking showed up to a college event he wasn't even allowed to perform at, and pretty much begged the people there to let him sing. He did, then he recorded it and thinks it's his first "gig"

Dicks are funny at every age, who never drawed a dick

>live in egypt
>not that bad

>Be me
>On the bus from school
>Kid insults and is just being an asshole towards me
>stab him with my mechanical pencil
>make him bleed
>Oh shit
>Get suspended from bus for 2 weeks
>Dad's furious
>pic unrelated

???

Idk dude haha, he doesn't even have a mental disorder or anything. I'm Polish and German mix, but even I knew they were Japanese kek

Jesus christ

> went to catholic school as a child
> phantom menace used to come out
> had big assembly for morning prayers etc
> I was off in imagination land being darth maul / power rangers
> doing all sorts of hand movements like slashing and spinning my lightsabre
> got in trouble afterwards

> mfw I was in the front row (big circle) - every fucking kid could see what I was doing

One time I talked about crush porn in class and someone told the teacher, I tried to explain it wasn't really porn but it didn't work and she called my mom

From some user months ago

>Year 9
>Everybody drawing dicks
>Decide to draw a dick
>But I'm an insane artfag
>Do a very realistic portrait drawing of my own tiny flacid cock
>Bring it to school cause I thought it was funny
>Everyone knows I drew a picture of my own dick and was basically showing them my dick
>Art confiscates it at some point
>looks at it in front of me
>Takes a big, relaxed breath
>Shudders subtly for a second
>I dont get in trouble and I later saw him laminating it with some other art

>Be me
>Freshman Year, about 14-15ish
>In study hall with friend
>Me and him always talk about girls and shit
>One in particular who has massive tits and huge ass
>He tells me to pull out a sheet of paper
>Me and him start drawing said girl
>We go overboard and exaggerate her proportions
>Me and him laughing out asses off
>Student teacher hears us (she's a solid 9/10 btw)
>She's walking to our table
>Tell my friend to fucking hide that paper
>He crumples it up and stuffs it in his hoodie
>I go back to working on my homework and act like nothing happened
>She knows we're hiding the paper so she demands to see it
>"Either you give me the paper, or I'll give you a referral"
>She's only talking to my friend though
>He pulls out the paper and hands it to her
>She opens it
>"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
>His face turns bright red and the entire class is paying full attention to our table
>I'm still "working" on homework
>She tells him to throw it away and forget about it, she's laughing a bit while saying this.

Feels fucking great man. For the rest of the hour, she walked past our table pulling up her tight black jeans constantly right in front of us. We had a hearty kek after class.

>tfw I didn't get in trouble
>tfw he tried getting some heat on me too
>tfw she didn't believe him and told him I was a nice kid

Listen up faggots.

>be me, circa 92
>edgy highschool faggot
>smoking in the 3rd floor bathroom with my associates
>in walks pog boy
Last time I told this story, people didn't know what the fuck a pog was. Let me tell you: no one did. They were decorated milk caps basically
>pog boy is a tard. Always carried around 1 of several different binders filled with them
>I have an idea
>"hey, friend, did you know this is a magic bathroom?"
>pog boy was hooked
>"Weelee?"
>"yes really. If you dump your pogs in that toilet and flush them, the pog fairy will grant you a wish"
>he immediately bolts and starts to flush pogs.
>instantregret.jpg
>the toilet is over flowing from pogs
>he shows his arm in up to his fucking elbow to try and retrieve them
>he begins screeching as me and the boys leave, the bathroom flooding quite bad

The fire department had to come in and smash the toilet to get him out.

More stories?

8th grade

Graduated (she just turned 19 today) we were really good friends I just never made a move I was too beta

>kindergarten
>about to go home waiting for bus
>had to take a bad shit
>tell teacher i need to take a shit
>"alright hurry up"
>accidentally sharted myself while heading to bathroom
>shit all over my underwear
>quickly get out and wait for bus that isn't there
>decide to go back to bathroom
>teacher comes in and tells me to get out
>trying to get my shit off my underwear
>i said no and to wait
>she tries to come into my stall but it is locked
>she puts her hand over the stall and unlocks the stall
>she grabs me from the toilet while pants and underwear down and sees my tiny dick and shit smeared pants and underwear
>disgust
>feel awkward throughout the whole day because she saw my gentials
>end

YOU'RE A FRIEND TO ME!

Two stories from my old economics teacher who lived his early life in Zimbabwe.
>In highschool
>one guy completely fucked mentally after years as a child soldier, PTSD freakouts common
>another guy, typical school bully/asshole for no real reason
>Teacher ever told us their names so I'll call them soldier boy and chad
>chad for whatever reason decides it would be fun to fuck around with soldier boy, so he goes up to the guy and starts giving him verbal insults in the hallway
>soldier boy takes it without any difficulty
>chad realises this so he takes a swing at soldier boy, who barely flinches
>chad worried, his tactics are running low, so he tries to start up some long winded insult
>mentions a place soldier boy likely fought in
>soldier boy screams, holding his head
>looks at chad with death in his eyes
>grabs chad and throws him out the window
the third story window
>teacher didn't say, but chad likely died while soldier boy went into hiding

Fixed it for you

>>end of college orientation
>>about to go home waiting for bus
>>had to take a bad shit
>>tell teacher i need to take a shit
>>"alright hurry up"
>>accidentally sharted myself while heading to bathroom
>>shit all over my underwear
>>quickly get out and wait for bus that isn't there
>>decide to go back to bathroom
>>teacher comes in and tells me to get out
>>trying to get my shit off my underwear
>>i said no and to wait
>>she tries to come into my stall but it is locked
>>she puts her hand over the stall and unlocks the stall
>>she grabs me from the toilet while pants and underwear down and sees my tiny dick and shit smeared pants and underwear
>>disgust
>>feel awkward throughout the whole day because she saw my gentials
>>end

Top fucking kek, user.

lel

second story
>teacher tells us not long after, soldier boy got arrested after a series of gunshots were heard in a motel room
>soldier boy in motel room drinking surrounded by 5 other guys and a revolver with 5 shells
>apparently he and his 5 other child soldier 'friends' went into motel room together with booze and the gun
>played russian roulette and put a new bullet in the gun when one of them died
>soldier boy apparently was last survivor and police got him before he could end it

(Yes, Zimbabwe has a police force)

>b dumber faggotier user
>probably like 7 or 8
>have crush on really pretty girl
>were friends
>cant stop thinking about her
>I'm a class clown and have tons of friends
>enjoyitwhileitlastsyoudumbfuck.jpeg
>our class is supposed to watch some kid movie
>class I'd sitting on the floor in front of that tv on a cart
>crush sits right next to me
>she whispers "kiss me, user"
>my brain told my mouth to go fuck itself
>I say "girl, you trippin!" cuz for some reason, the boys in my class talked like that and I'm an enormous asshole
>I don't look at her reaction
>she says nothing the rest of the day
>my brain doesnt let me analyze that situation for a few years
>I broke her heart and it fucking kills me
>I blew it for the both of us
>she continued to be super nice to me in highschool and beyond
>she's dating someone now and im happy for her, but that moment from when we were kids fucked me up.

Damn.

Fuck it I'll tell another anyways, fuck you

>edgy highschool faggot level 3 now
>smoking in the art class cause out bathroom is now used cause they redid it after pog boy
That really fucking backfired on us
>enjoying the flavor country when pog boy enters.
>seems pog boy sits in here during lunch cause the tard art class starts after and he "doont want bee late"
>notice pog boy is sans pog
>also notice a street sharks t shirt
>light bulbs.png
>"hey buddy, want some good news?"
>he starts laughing and clapping
>pog fairy looked me up, told me that you made her very very happy and she's gunna do something for you
>he's awestruck
>"she told me you get to become a street shark"
>he nearly pisses in excitement
>take a small aside with my associates and tell them to find some girls track and field shorts
>they run off and I tell pog boy he must spread on the "magic potion"
>it's red dye
>he's slapping it on like it was cum and he was a drunken co-ed
>they come back with a pair of tiny ass shorts with a period stain in them
>the madmen
>pog boy slips them on, the red menace awakens
>so uh... what's your street shark name?
>stehv
>stehv?
>just stehv.
>he bolts off, and we stand there a moment before running after him
>he bursts into a full cafeteria
>the air is dead. You can hear the sweat dropping off stehvs fat rolls
>he scans the silent room.
>he's found his target
>old as shit black janitor, pushing a can
>stehv runs and leaps
>he looks like the horrifically beautiful bastard of man and gazelle
>drop kicks him in the lower back
>they both go down and start screaming.
>I shed a single proud tear

That's not even the end of stevh

>Be me
>8th Grade
>New school, so decided I need to make friends.
>Find an alright group I can hang with
>Most of the guys were chill, except for one.
>NoahMcShitBreath
>He earned the nick because his breath smelled like actual shit
>He would turn to me and start up a convo
>I'd hold my breath till he was done

>One day, mid year ShitBreath calls us over to his locker
>He goes: Check it out
>This nigga pulls out a fucking hand gun
>There's now a fucking crowd around his locker
>Everyone's amazed
>I'm fucking shitting my pants cus' I don't know if this fucker is a school shooter or not
>Bell rings and we all head to class
>8th period rolls around and suddenly the intercom comes on
>"Hi, we would like to talk to user. Can you send him down to the cafeteria"
>Fuck
>Head to cafeteria and see all my friends + the school's police officer
>Starts questioning us
>Blah blah blah, you know you should've told us right away blah blah
>We're all dismissed
>Later on heard from my friends that ShitBreath tried to flush the gun down the toilet and was having a panic attack because he knew the staff caught wind of his gun
>We all laugh our asses off

Few weeks pass and we hear what's become of him. He had to attend secondary school and the police had to keep a super close eye on him. One of my friends texted him on FB and ShitBreath said he was going to beat all of our asses for snitching. We all shared a kek and we never heard from Noah McShitBreath ever again.

can't tell if she was going either break or eat your heart

Did you get in trouble?

Nah, we got off scot-free. The whole School District was notified and they all had to give all the classes a quick rundown of what happened.

This

His brain stop him from fucking a fat bitch

fucking kek

tough luck my friend. she looks like she would settle for a Sup Forumsro too.

Damn. Well maybe she has a nice personality, who knows?

this is gold
thx user

>Be me
>17 in high school
>Notthesharpesttoolintheshed.jpg
>Get told by other class that my English teacher is preggo
>Go to english
>Tell her congrats on preggo
>Looks me dead in the eye
>"I'm not preggo"
>"Oh sorry."
>"you're never gonna get a woman in your life if you just call women fat user."
>Woman is close to tears
>After lesson get called retarded by classmates
>Didn't go to class after 3 months
>Studied elsewhere
>Exam day
>This bitch
>Waddles down the fucking stairs
>Baby belly
>Areyouserious.png
>"I would like to say whomever gets the highest mark I'll name the baby after"

MFW

that's just fucking autistic, user

>be me, last year of middle school
>tried to make some sort of improvised masturbation device
>it's a ziplock bag stuffed in a roll of toilet paper with the cardboard roll ripped out and a shitload of tape
>my imd is a monstrosity but it clearly looks like something a horny teenager fucks
>fast forward a few days
>in the cafeteria at lunch
>retarded asshole lets call him Chad is giving a bunch of people shit
>he's bitching because no one will bum him a piece of gum
>he grabs my backpack and opens it
>immediately panic, remember my IMD is in there
>small struggle ensues
>he takes my bag
>rifles through it and then stops
>"what the fuck is this?"
>everyone at the table watches him pull my frankenfleshlight out
>realizing what it is he drops it and freaks out
>table is roaring laughing
> dipshit sperg kid picks up my used imd and starts fingering it
>everyone is disgusted
>i guess some jizz was still in there
>when he feels it he chucks the imd
>it landed at a table full of girls
>panic and chaos ensues, vice principle takes notice
>sperg throws a tantrum because he got jizz on him, says its mine
>i denied it, didn't get in trouble but everybody knew it was mine

Why would it be in your backpack, and not at home?

So i could fap in the bathroom

Did you make another one?

>Be me, quietly taking NCAE
>Faggot behind me and his friends around my seat decides to not take the exam seriously
>Idiot starts to act retarded and make unfunny jokes towards autistic friends
>I looked at the teacher who was assigned to look over us, she was minding her own business, playing with her phone and not trying to even make the students shut their fucking mouths.
>I looked at him signalling to kind of tone it down because it was hard to concentrate
>Can't talk to him cause he's a stranger (atleast to me) and he's kind of popular at school because he's a bully.
>Still continues what he's doing, so I glared at him
>Still doesnt get it
>I looked at him again
>"Why do you keep looking at me? Why does she keep looking at me?" He said to his friend beside him.
>I just shook my head and continued answering the exam
>16162829100 million years later I finished
>Got bored so I plugged in my earphones and started listening to music.
>Few minutes later, faggots around me started laughing.
>I asked everyone, "What is it?"
>Dead silence
>I asked everyone again, "What is it?"
>Everyone laughed and one faggot copied what I said
>"Your music was so loud I can hear it from over here." My friend said.
>I was so embarrased I was blushing hard.
>"What is it?" Parakeet student said.
>Everyone laughed so I laughed with them, to shake of the awkwardness.
>"All you can do is laugh cause you have nothing to say. That's what you get for not minding your own business." (I forgot what he said, it's hard to translate what he said but I remember it like this, "Yan, tawa lang ang magawa. Walang masabi ay. Buti nga tingin kasi ng tingin.")
>I didn't say anything because I don't want to start a fight with an idiot who's trying to be alpha.
>Basic bitch beside me just laughed.
It's just embarrasing. Please excuse my wrong grammar. This happened a year ago. Lol bye.

Many

Was it good?

nothing embarrassing about that
unless you were listening to budots or something

It wasn't bad, wouldn't do it again

Oh. I would like to read some more about this

Tits porfavor.

>Be in middle school
>North East of UK
>Age 11
>Get bullied constantly for being german born
>Three guys always do it
>Lets call them Fuckface, Hobocum and Dickwad
>Feel so lonely when I go home I just play Halo 3 to feel something
>At school
>get approached by Fuckwads friends
>"user is it true you attacked Dickwads brother with a crowbar?"
>"What no?" (I rarely leave the house because loneliness)
>They leave
>Tell Dickwad I admitted it
>Lunch
>Go to playground
>See like 15 kids running towards me
>Fuck
>They all grab me while Dickwad, Fuckface and Hobocum all take turns hitting me in the face/balls you name it
>Eventually crying
>Dickwad drags me to metal railing
>Smashed my head off it
>Pisses on me
>Pass out
>Wake up 3 days later in hospital
>Get asked what happened
>Say nothing
>Go back to school 2 weeks later
>Dickwad found out who actually did it
>9 years later
>No apology still
>TFW still traumatized to this day

>be about 9
>playing tag in school yard with around 20 other kids
>girl i had a crush on pulls my pants and undies down
>everyone laughs
>my face goes bright red as i am engulfed in shame
>run and hide in a dark corner other students always used for pissing
>cry

...

You think you're better than me fuckface? Listen up you pussy. Sorry to interupt your thrilling tuesday night watching urethra-bondage hentai on your wii U's. You know what? You can all line up and lick my bag. Beleive me kiddo, I could open your penis like a can of tuna fish faster than you can say "i need more adderall". I am a living god, you piece of shit. Fuck you.

Lucky Bastard

I've done very similar shit. I have no idea if a girl is interested. My life is a series of missed opportunities.

>me be around 2nd year high school
>having lunch at the canteen
>after lunch is 2 hours of math
>preparing myself for whats to come by taking it easy
>expecting it'd be boring as hell
>i see a random moth on the ground
>not a pretty looking one
>brown and furry
>probably 3 inches long
>idea pops up
>I bring it up to the classroom
>hide it near the drapes by the window
45 minutes in...
>getting board already
>i take out my new friend
>release it into the classroom
>chaos erupts
>teacher freaks out
>girls scream, guys just look surprised
>class got halted for 20 minutes to calm everyone down

worth it.