I'm 29 and have been living with my girlfriend, 28, for a little over a year. She's cute, short, and thicc. Across the street from me is a 22-ish girl who lives with her parents. She's tall, thin, perky tits and super hot but doesn't know it. She goes for runs in tight black leggings, and I have to stare. How do I let her know she's welcome to stop over after a run and shower with me?
Problem is, I can't just go over and talk to her because her parents don't like me. Also I'm pretty sure she knows I have a girlfriend and might not want to do anything. I can't talk thru Facebook because she works with a girl who's best friends with my girlfriend.
My dick is diamonds thinking about her and it would be amazing if I could shoot a load into her..
Luis Lewis
stop trying to turn fantasy into reality you fucking retard
Ayden Mitchell
be extra sweet towards your gf in front of her. that will make her wants you. then you try to send mixed signals.
William Nelson
show us a picture
Brody Scott
Break up with your girlfriend and then go for it, you autist
Hudson Long
>she's welcome to stop over after a run and shower with you Yeah, go ahead and run that line dipshit. I'm sure she'll come running right the fuck over.
Brandon Lopez
Black dress
Noah Campbell
dat nose
Jason Thompson
wtf is wrong with you op
she's barely a 5/10
William Fisher
totally agreed. OP post pic of GF, she must be hideous.
Liam Roberts
That's a man op.
Levi Gonzalez
fuck dude that's man face right there. tight body though but really if you cant run the simplest of game on a girl of that quality well... you have big problems
Daniel Gonzalez
>post pic of GF
this.
Jaxson Nguyen
is that a jew or a slav? ffs
Zachary Taylor
Russian. My girlfriends Korean
Justin Flores
3/10
Caleb Foster
Hahahaha have fun with that monster, op
Julian Parker
>How do I let her know she's welcome to stop over after a run and shower with me? What the actual fuck you stupid cunt. Are you sure you're 29 with a girlfriend? Sounds like an awfully virgin thing to say. I'm sure she's just dying to know she's welcome to shower with you after her morning run.
Anthony Richardson
Did OP just literally delete the picture? His autism is hilarious
Camden Bailey
>literally.
Being this artistic
Dominic Cox
holy shit this guy right here
Elijah Diaz
DW OP I got you fam.
Ian Martin
That jaw line tho
Aaron Martinez
Holy shit, his girlfriend must be hideous if he wants to hit this
Jacob Jenkins
>Deleted the photo of man face Op being a fag a usual i see