Be me, 10 years old

>be me, 10 years old
>i am obsessed with bananas
>i consume 3 bananas everyday
>potassium flows through my veins
>nick name at school is banana boy
>at school one day
>doing banana things
>my rival, orange man walks by
>he peels an orange while glaring into my eyes with his vitamin c peepers
>he points his crusty finger laced with orange peel at me and says "hey user, why do you eat bananas so much? Is it because they look like wieners and you like eating wieners."
>i look up from peeling my banana
>time freezes
>how dare he not refer to me as banana boy
>how dare he disrespect my bananas
>i attempt to insult his rotund oranges but it is no use
>my body starts to boil
>i grit my teeth
>i look at my arms
>my veins are turning yellow
>my skin is turning yellow
>i feel a shaft growing on my scalp
>i feel on growing in between my legs
>i stand up, a golden light flashes down upon me from the heavens
>the potassium gods are watching
>i look in front of me
>orange man has turned into an orange
>i gag as i look at his rotund mass
>"You have crossed the line, orange man."
>we charge towards each other
>he rams his fat and stupid body into my curvy and thin build
>it does not work
>he attenpts to peel my skin
>his t-rex arms prevent him from doing so without rotating his mass
>as he is rotating i sense an opportunity
>i jump on top of his head and drill my little head stem into where his stem was
>i do a perfect hip hopper break dance on it and split it
>i am now able to peel his skin
>i grab on to his scaly orange hide and jump off of his head
>i peel half of him off
>he grips his orange flesh as i quickly jump to his left
>i peel off his other side
>he screams as i flip and kick him
>he rolls into the distance yelling like a monkey
>i win
>suddenly, the yellow light around me grows brighter
>i feel my feet lifting off the asphalt
>i am ascending to potassium heaven
>it feels great as Lord Potassius congratates me for overcoming the orange scum
>i am one with the potassium

Kek

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Who would want anything else than this in their lives

this will be on cowbelly

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>my skin is turning yellow
>i feel a shaft growing on my scalp
>i feel on growing in between my legs
>i stand up, a golden light flashes down upon me from the heavens

>Bananas are radioactive

Well then...

The orange scum will over throw the bananas mark.my.words.

Fucking don't.

fund it

OFF WITH YE, ORANGE DEMON!

The oranges will smash the bananas into a mush hand on heart its happening, down with bananas oranges kick ass

Fuck

Fucking don'tc

Your days are number...

*Draws Bananan Blade*

Congratates

I want to be in the screencap

It's beautiful

Make kindergarten Orange again

Banana? #NotMyFruit

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Lmao