The cops are raiding Sup Forums, you have ten seconds to prove that you're innocent...

The cops are raiding Sup Forums, you have ten seconds to prove that you're innocent. What do you say to them or show them?

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the barrel of my gun, see how well it goes when they enter warrantless.

lol so edgy. Are all americans this cringey holy fuck

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>check em

All of my hentai. Then incest, then get my fluffy cuffs.

bitch I'm from Africa tru story though and cops here don do shit

I WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!

Hello officer, how can I help you?

My hard drive is right here if you'd like to take a look officer.

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Top ZOZZLE

I'm not black

haha, you'll never take me alive coppers!
>become an hero

Would have asked why all cops have gay-haircut

>African police officers.

Problem, officer?

But officer! I don't even know how to triforce!

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Check my bookmarks and folders, not a single trap, log, rekt, banana or doughnut.

Put my hands up, don't move, and do what they say.

Any other course of action is dumb.

Also I should add that you don't prove your innocence to the cop, you prove it to the jury. Duh.

Dont say anything, dont show them anything.

anything you say to a police officer can only get you in trouble. they will not help you..
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TRAPS ARE GAY!! Mister Officer Sir

These dubs, they'll just leave

I'm a Jew so i own the cops. I'll be fine

>throw OP under the bus

heh. guilty.

Luckily I live in a country where they have to prove my guilt not that I have to prove my innocence.

Oh neat. We used to have that here in America, too. Shit was cash. Where do you live?

Kek

This

Yeah fuck us for defending our rights, who needs freedom anyway?

>be me, 4 years ago
>drinking beer and watching tv, unwinding before bed
>knock at the door, answer, police on a manhunt
>some guy who murdered someone near my neighborhood a few days ago
>tell me they have to search my house
>no
>I'm sorry sir but we dont have a choice
>tell him its not an immediate emergency situation, come back with warramy
>says something into his radio and rests his hand on his holster, another officer comes to the door with his weapon drawn
>tell them they need to leave and come back with a warrant, one starts to talk in his radio again and I shut the door
>officer begins to yell, says open or he'll bust in
>begins kicking the door, I go to grab my .357
>lock breaks, door swings open and officer steps forward, realizes he's looking down the barrel of a gun a lot fuckin bigger than his
>stops dead, then hops back out the door before pointing and firing
>I duck around the corner, he finally stops to reload
>tell him to stop or ill have to defend myself
>by now another officer has come running, I guess a supervisor
>diffused situation, pressed charges against the county, settled for 250k and officer fired

Or you know, I could have just let them ransack my house or kill me. Who needs guns

"Okay, if I get trips on this next post, can I go free?"

today on things that never happend:
>Faggot dripping precum and daydreaming.

not black ? You're a sandnigger then

Goodluck im behind 7 proxys