Where can i get sulfuric acid?

Where can i get sulfuric acid?
I want to become a human bombardier beetle and cause scars

A glorious pursuit OP, should be easy to get from a chemical supplier. If they ask which I doubt just say you want to reclaim gold from old electronics.

y-y-y-you're not gonna throw it on robots, are you? only shirtless chads and wymen, right?

Hmm i think i should make a costume that's like the antagonizer from fallout 3 and when i see some niggers or vietcongs i'll spray them with my special juice and watch them become slimy globs like what you see when you see liquified bodies in the water

Nah robots are expensive, Alice2...

I meant /rpk/tard-type robots

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I think you're vastly overestimating the damage you'll do

You need to be in London.

Make sure to have a mixing chamber, have the acid mix with water which if done right will bring the solution to a near boil.

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This is such a fucked up thing to do to somebody. Does anyone know what the legal penalty is in the US?

OP is a muslim

Greentexts are amusing, i'll spare them.

it's just pranking, bro

they just need to be themselves, and get over all that superficial stuff

quite the opposite actually

>Where can i get sulfuric acid?

Mix bleach and ammonia. Have fun! Try not to inhale the fumes.

Oh stop being a little bitch, if they live it's fine...think of it like surviving a fire :)

phew...then go with God, user, you have my wizardly blessings, child

Damn smooth skins mocking us in a thread.

Of course! this is like the most 10/10 guide there is...i wonder what to do next after dying from chlorine gas

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