I can't jack off, Sup Forums. I have never once orgasmed through masturbation...

I can't jack off, Sup Forums. I have never once orgasmed through masturbation, at all for that matter (but let's focus on the issue at hand.) After about 15 minutes of basically mashing my dick, I give up. It feels good at the start but it just slowly gets annoying. What's wrong with me, Sup Forums?

have you seen a dick doctor?

Move to another step if the previous one failed.
>step 1: fap to hardcore bukkake gangbang
>step 2: fap to gay porn
>step 3: see a sexologist

tried step one and two. Too scared to attempt step 3.

what's worst that can happen? Oh wait, no point even thinking about that. Just set the fucking appointment tomorrow. First thing in the morning faggot. Tell yourself ur gonna do it, set a reminder and forget about it. When time comes, just do it, before you even start to wonder about it.

what if the evil dick doctor touches my nonos?

I was trying just before posting this thread, taint clenched to the point of pain, absolutely no pleasure, gave up and now legs feel like jelly. Am i a monster?

You're missing the point
You're not supposed to masturbate for pleasure, you're supposed to lust for sex and settle for masturbation and use your imagination and porn to fill in the gaps

Yeah, he might want to examine it but let me put it this way - if you are not grown enough to deal with a situation like this then maybe you are too young to have sex anyway. I don't want to advise you a kys, so don't force me to it.

I want to sex that delicious trout

what kind of thoughts come to your head when you masturbate?

AWWWW LOOK AT THE FISHY!!!!!!

WHO'S A GOOD FISH! YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE!

Sexologist is an option, but I'd like to limit it to a last resort. The dick doctor thing was a joke and I do understand the possible need.

That's an interesting question. I'm honestly not sure, there's no coherent thought other than watching the porn and beating the meat.

Did you ever orgasm with a girl? Have you experienced some sexual trauma in your life?

Have never orgasmed in my life, and absolutely no sexual trauma that I know of.

Well, seeing a doctor is the only option. It's no longer funny my mate. Time to get your shit together. When you get cured, you will be so grateful you decided to do it, trust me.

>the issue at hand
Well played sir

How old, do you produce testosterone?

I came when I was 8 and nothing came out but sent me into pleasure shivers for a second

Cheese Pizza is the ultimate answer. And Sup Forums

Are you going to do it faggot? Confess right now.

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Can't even get that
Thank you my good man
Honestly, I was going to wait to see if in a real sexual experience, the same thing would happen before I sought professional help. You really think a doctor is best?

Well, it might be different with a girl but knowing life and Sup Forums users you will get even more stressed and will not even get a hard-on, so I would say - go see a doctor now - it can only help.

hard on's not a problem around women so it likely won't be worse. Thing is, I've never even been to the doctors alone, I'd have no idea what to do with the evil dick doctor

Jesus, you don't need to know what to do because he will tell you what to do. Ok, I will tell you. Go go through the door (you know how to open the door, right?), then you greet, sit down and explain your problem. You can quote your first post if you want. Print it out if you want. Doctor will not care. Oh, you wish he cared.