Ask a Dominos delivery driver anything

Ask a Dominos delivery driver anything.

Did this yesterday and it seemed popular so I'm back again for round 2.

Did you deliver yesterday?

whats the worse delivery you've ever done

Can you describe the shittyest house you have delivered too?

Do you work for an Indian shit skin?

Hello dominos fag, I too used to be a dominos delivery driver when I was in college. How do you like paying for countless miles and maintenance on your vehicle in exchange for routinely shit or non-existant tips from niggers using a coupon?

Nope, I've been taking summer classes and I'm not going back to my home store until this Thursday.

Nope. There are plenty that order from us though.

That would be the one where I had to drive 30 minutes out and back, got no tip, and had the customer call back to rip me a new asshole for forgetting a bottle of Sprite. Took another 45 minutes to redeliver it because traffic went to shit. Still no tip.

>and it seemed popular so I'm back for more attention
There, fixed it

last time you experienced an episode of flatulence?

ITT:

OP delivers

Do you deliver?

Kek

cutest girl who has answered the door to you?

Don't give a shit because I don't own the car and our delivery area actually tips pretty well.

goddamn right

Sometime yesterday evening, around 9 or 10 I think

2PM to midnight three nights a week, 2PM to 2AM two nights a week

My wife thinks it's weird if she answers the door in a tank top with no bra on. I insist the drivers are too busy to care.
Who is right?

You're right, we don't really give a shit because we're too busy trying to get to the next delivery.

Why not youngest?

you ever dropped a pizza

That's what I figured. Thanks user

Never really delivered to a house that was really fucked up/dilapidated, though there are plenty with shitty trashed-out yards and there are some times when a customer opens the door that I catch a glimpse of the interior of the house and wonder what the hell is going on with their life.

How are youbliking the 50% off online orders deal this week?

In-store yes, one of the other drivers ran in front of me as I was pulling the pizza and it fell face down onto the floor. On the road I haven't dropped an order yet.

No idea yet.

do they hire just about anyone? is it really that much of a demanding job?

Yep. We're hiring people all the fucking time because of high turnover. If you fill out an online app beforehand you can walk into almost any store and get a job in 15 minutes. It is demanding and you're on your feet a lot but at the end of the day it's worth it.

if the cutest was the youngest that's fine too

so there's a high turnover because people are on their feet? how much do you make a week, particularly around this time a year?

I agree

Do you get employee discounts?

Quite a few people are working delivery and doing something else to support a family and that sort of thing. They end up working 70 hour weeks doing two jobs and end up jumping ship if they see anything that pays better. A little while back a private security company started paying $19.50 an hour and several of our drivers were talking about defecting to them.

On average, I make $180-250 a week on my paycheck and another $350-500 in cash tips + mileage depending on how busy it gets and how many hours I work.

Yep, 50% off everything in store and $1 drinks.

Are there any secret menu items that the general public are unaware of

you mentioned mileage. I'm coming off as retarded when i ask this. what do you mean? they compensate you on mileage or is it something that you write off on taxes?

This is irrelevant to OP but I just want to use the platform to say this:

People make fun of Dominos but no pizza place has done more to earn my business. There are some local places but they're just dogshit to deal with. Not only do you have to phone your order in, reading off a shitty outdated menu with vague pricing, but it typically takes 45-60 minutes for it to show. There are some chains in the area but they are overpriced and often have shitty websites. Dominos has a very well laid out website that makes putting together complicated orders a snap and I can count on one hand the times they've taken longer than thirty minutes. I often get my pizza within 20 minutes of ordering, which is just insane. And to be quite honest, the quality of the food is on par with the local places. In fact I haven't found any place with sauce that's as spicy as Dominos.

Hats off to Dominos. They got this shit down pat.

where do you work

I agree. There's a reason why Domino's stock has been up over 5000% over the last decade or so

i think their pizza is incredibly average, but their baked italian sub is pretty good

There isn't really a secret menu per se but there are some combinations of things that employees will occasionally make that go really well. Boneless chicken on pizza is one.

Our shop is right next to a dollar general, and I remember one of the assistant managers making a pizza that involved sweet pickle slices, steak sauce, and the french onion shit you put on green bean casserole. Best thing I've ever had.

They pay $26 per 100 miles I drive, which gets included in the cash I take home at the end of the night. I have not filed taxes or declared tips since I started working because my paycheck hasn't gone over the threshold yet.

Definitely, they've also done some amazing stuff technology wise with the ordering process (order by Facebook, no click ordering, etc) and the operational side of things is well put together.

Can't disclose exact location but it's somewhere in the DMV area (DC, Maryland, Virginia)

Hve you ever gotten laid on a delivery or have all those pornos just been lying to ma?

I miss delivering pizza. Staying up till 4 am closing time on the weekends tweaked out of my fucking mind rolling in cash. Lost a ton of weight and got pussy all the time.

The pornos are full of shit, never gotten laid, flashed, or hit on yet. There was a dude yesterday saying how he once delivered to a MILF who ordered extra sausage and got a blowjob out of it, so it is apparently a thing that happens.

Delivery fees are bullshit that you don't get any part of, right?

This. I would order from them just for the tracker. And i know that shit is consistent because ive actually met Francisco who has made like 20+ pizzas for me in the past year.

Im always blown away by how fast they are but i decided to actually time it one day, the second i hit order on the website i started the timer, and they were there by 18 minutes, pizzas were perfect. It's like they are overstaffed and just waiting for orders or something

Where you from and what do you earn?
Also would you recommend it? I'm still on the fence whether or not I want to go and give up my current job for it.

where do you work?

That's correct, we see no part of the delivery fees.

If you order any time between opening and 5:30, that's usually the case unless there's a lunch rush. Even then it's not too bad.

I'm from northern Virginia, I make about $530 to $750 for a 50 hour week, more if it's busy. I'd recommend it, depends on what you're currently doing.

do you have a crazy/funny pizza delivery story? if so, greentext it.

Currently I clean everything from dishes to tables at a local restaurant work is utter shit but colleagues make it somewhat worthwhile. I earn Jack shit currently but that's probably because I am still 18. Guess I'll give it a go.
Thanks delivery user

I do have a few interesting stories.

>>midnight on a Friday
>>busy as hell, finally get a bit of a lull
>>take a delivery to a house maybe a half mile from the store
>>knock on the door
>>about 2 minutes later, guy answers the door, shitfaced drunk but pretty friendly
>>YOOO WHAT'S UP MAN WHAT'S THE BIGGEST TIP YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN?
>>t-ten bucks?
>>IT'S TWELVE NOW HAVE A GOOD EVENING MAN

love it when that happens


Should be 40 hours not 50 also, fat-fingered the number

No problem man, just be sure to apply as a driver and have your license for at least 2 years otherwise you won't make jack shit

>be me
>be intelligent
>6 years at my job
>still treated like the fucking noob
>"go to the shops, please"
>everyone puts their order in
>still having the most basic of shit explained to me even though it's the most basic of shit
>shit hours
>stupid colleagues
>shit pay
>stupid management
>what the fuck is my life?
>might kms before someone says kys

There was also the time I got tipped ten bucks and almost ended up doing shots with a bunch of people on New Years, but I got tipped in beer instead because I still had a few deliveries left.