Have any of you actually seen a girl take a shit? Not like you walk in on them when they're on the toilet...

Have any of you actually seen a girl take a shit? Not like you walk in on them when they're on the toilet, I mean actually seen shit come out of their asshole IRL? I did once:

>Be on scuba charter with gf
>8/10 girl on our boat with her two friends
>Head out to first stop on charter, overhear 8/10 ask her friend something about whether or not the boat has a toilet.
>Get to first site, go through safety briefing, get in water
>Stay by gf but then see octopus on seafloor below
>follow it, then see 8/10 heading away from me (we're pretty far from everyone in group)
>watch as she moves bikini bottom to side
>wtfshedoing.jpg
>Watch as brown cloud puffs from her asshole and a turd bursts from said cloud, shooting to surface like a rocket
>rubbing ass with hand, presumably "wiping"
>pulls bikini bottom back over ass and swims back toward group
>I literally almost vomited when I got back to the boat

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Nobody cares and you're a massive faggot.

Approved.

I don't know why, but whenever a guy gets disabused of the notion that women don't shit or fart, it is hilarious to me.

i would like to have seen this. when girls poop there is always a lot

then they eat their own giant poop

Big ole' girl poop

Anyone notice how green porn poop is?

What the fuck

now eat it!

I literally fucked the shit out of a girl once. Finished up and found a Hershey's kiss of shit on my balls. She ran away crying, I laughed.

you should have made her eat it

Ex-wife got food poisoning one time and while she was kneeling and puking into the bowl, she projectile shit onto the floor behind her (she was naked because we had gone to bed). While gross, I thought it was hilarious. She, of course, cried with embarrassment, which made me laugh harder.

poop on my junk woman. that is your job you know. poop on my junk.

Did you rub her nose in it after to teach her to never do that again?

now suck the poop off my cawk

Nah, but she threw me out of the room so she could clean it up by herself. I figured that was punishment enough.

I dated a girl who consistently pissed the bed after nights where we drank heavily. I thought that was awful, but at least she never blew aerial feces out of her ass in front of me. God bless you sir.

Note how I said "ex" wife.

I have a shit fetish. Especially when it comes out of my 104lb asian girlfriend. Pic related. she sends me massive turds for my pleasure

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That is one healthy BM.

Hmmph. Look at that. Doesn't really faze me at all anymore. Thanks, Sup Forums. Eleven years of coming here regularly has really left its mark on me.

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she is amused that her turd is bigger than his cock

Omg who is she?

I would love to stick my face into her butt when she takes a shit.

When I was married, my wife and I would watch each other shit sometimes. Like we didn't go out of the way but if we were having a conversation and one of us needed to poop, we'd just leave the door open and keep talking. No big deal.

People who have sex for money on camera that also involves poop are pretty healthy people

no, but i have fucked a girl in the ass and got her shit on my dick. thats a little more personal than watching her shit imho.

Me and my twin needed to shit when we were out on a boating trip in South Africa. We went into the trees a little bit but stayed close so we didn't have to move far for the tissues. Ended up being like 3m apart when we shat. Saw it come out of her so yeah

In college I started hanging out with someone I met. After a while I went to hang out at his house. Turns out he has a 14-ish year old 'tarded sister. She is watching My Little Pony or some other shit on the giant 80+ inch TV his parents had. He kicked her off the TV so we could play Halo 2. She was not pleased by this and she keeps on trying to take the remote from him making "unh unh" type tard noises. After a while she runs out of the room crying. Some time later she comes back into the room completely composed. She walked right over to him and standing in front of him, turned around, bent over slightly, pulled down her sweat pants and spewed semi-liquid shit all over his lap. I was close enough to be hit with tiny shit flecks. It smelled terrible and it took every last ounce of self control not to puke all over the floor. The last of her shit expelled, his sister pulled up her pants and walked out of the room. My only contact with him after that was an apology email where I gathered that she does this somewhat often when she is angry with someone.

Loverachelle2 and hotscatwife

You watched your Twin sister take a shit?

That's very interesting OP. Actually, i didn't know women could do it because i thought talking shit 24/7 was enough for them.

Yeah... now I'm older I realise how cringy it was, but as I said, we weren't able to get too far away from each other since we couldn't move far to get the tissues which we were using as tp... kinda no where else to look know what I mean?

crappy thread

I agree.

Thank you.

I had a gf who would continue our fights while I was on the toilet. She was insufferable, but the sex was good.

Samefag scat fetish loser

My lady used to be a terrible drunk. One night I made the mistake of buying a bottle of vodka while on vacation in Catalina. I was able to pour it out after she snuck about half the bottle down. She was unruly, and got hotel security called on us multiple times. Finally she burned out and passed out. On occaisions such as these I always slept lightly, because you just never know what fucked up shit she may do next. This night, she woke up and tried to make it to the bathroom, but decided it was too far, so she just took a shit on the floor, the whole time mumbling about fuck that manager, fuck this hotel, etc..

So yeah, I have seen that before you fucking faggot OP.

Yeah. Shit sucks.

When I was younger I was on a highway parking in Germany when going on holidays. I was finding a tree to pee against and I saw a fat naked women squatted against a tree. I kept peeing while I saw the logs fly out of her ass.

It's super dangerous to take a dump while swimming, the water will get back in your asshole and there's stuff you don't want in your asshole.
I'd rather have a big black dick in my asshole than, say, water off that Indian holy river.

what a cunt. how can you love someone like that ?

sauce

I wanna fuck hotscatwife so bad. she is so fucking- normal. and i've watched her take massive shits.

hotscatwife on scatshop

i want to eat her poop, i wish she sold it like loverachelle2 does

how old were you when she pooped?

have u ever bought off rachelle?

yeah, her poop was pretty good, and I got the video that went with the vid. she is kind of a bitch, like you are lucky to be getting my poop and you are lucky i do this. it was a hard turd, not too smelly. I couldn't eat it but I rubbed it all over my cock

Whoa, an attractive girl can sell her poop and make money. Go to store and buy food, eat food, digest, poop and video it, sell video and get money, with money buy food at store, eat food, digest, poop and video it, sell video and get money, with money buy food at store, etc... never have to get a real job.

this fuckin thread

that white male privilege though

i was just wondering if someone would actually pay for literal shit

>that white male privilege though
i'm sure there are gays who will buy and eat your poop if you are good looking enough. they already will buy sperm and drink it. I'm a good looking guy, but I don't like the idea of a fag eating my poop. nor will i sell my sperm to them.

I saw something very similar to this.
Went snorkeling in Mauritius and my sister's friend was there. She had been suffering an upset stomach the whole day.

Long story short, she sharted in the water and spewed a bunch of Mauritian hotel food; beans and rice and what not. I watched as a whole bunch of fish came and gobbled up the morsels. I had to swim back to the boat because I inhaled some water from laughing so hard, I was coughing and spluttering while crying with laughter. Good times.

look at this guy
/008168C

I mildly respect you.

I fucked the asshole too hard one time. Pulled out and she couldn't hold onto it.

Dumped her that night.

Hell if there was a market for my shit and sperm, I'd do nothing other than produce it. Not that I do much else anyway, but still.

Why would you care if some homosex wants to eet yo poopoo?

I never saw it in person but one time my GF and I were swimming with one of her friends. Her friend just kind of drifted off for a while, but GF and I were talking so I didn't really notice. Later she comes back, is acting really shy, won't talk anymore. On the ride back home, my girlfriend tells me "Oh, you know when (friend's name) disappeared at the lake? She was taking a shit."

Having this fetish is the shit

>/008168C
jesus christ

That's girl friendship for you.

She probably begged your girlfriend not to mention it. And out of the blue, she tells the first guy she can.

>/008168C
lol, patriots fan. and a Sup Forums fan i'm sure

>Why would you care if some homosex wants to eet yo poopoo?
it would kind of make me feel weird that my poop would be in some fags stomach. out of my butt, into his stomach. too weird.

Thanks. Now that is stuck in my head. I wonder why he is the way he is? What would make him want to do that?

>What would make him want to do that?
Perhaps that was the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders personal porta-potty?

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Rachelle's something special

I have not even trolling either. My drunknex wanted me to watch her take a shit. It didn't bother me really

Thanks for reminding me why I still come here

People are willing to offer money for LITERALLY YOUR SHIT and you would actually refuse that? How insecure are you

Ah you're just 12

>Pulls it out with a glove
>Just to stick it in his mouth

isn't that she act like a bitch part of the turn on or is that just me?

That's hot af, moar?

are you fucking making this up?

Why didn't you retrieve the turd and make a shrine out of it?

In person no, but on webcam yeah a few times. It's my fetish to get girls to shit on me for omegle, it's happened like 4 or 5 times, got it on video twice on my old computer

tbh I would watch that, not for the shit, just to watch it come out of a pretty girl.

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i don't even know why i watched all of it

if you think that was hot af just find a porta-potty and live the dream yorself

isn't this all a "real job" is anyway?

or are you supposed to be sitting in an office with people you hate, browsing the internet instead of at home. eat sleep shit "work" repeat.

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Which is better in your opinion? Aqualung legend or scubapro mk17 with A700?

hey... you don't want to spread that shit.

besides, it gets in your nails.

Never mind that 1:20 what the fuck

learn how to tell a fucking story, this doesn't even make sense

women are fucking disgusting, are you just realizing this?

Who wants to watch me take a shit? youtu.be/pGbIBoNjeHs

Yeah but come on literally pissed on the floor

I call bullshit on this. No way a girl you meet for 5 minutes is going to do this for a stranger on camera.

>Be on vacation with family, my mom is getting married to some dude
>Gf came with me, her first time to florida.
>There is a ice-cream shop nest to the hotel.
>I grab that cookie dough master-race and she gets a superman ice-cream(which is literally just vanilla with food coloring)
>Later that day after the beach we are showering in some big fancy open door shower
>I'ts getting frisky fast until she says "uh oh i gotta poop"
>I had to stand there in the shower as i watched my gf take a shit and it sounded like it was all water.
>She leans over to give a look at it.
>"OMG user MY POOP IS BLUE"
>I had to give it a look, and by fucking god it was LITERALLY blue shit.
>her body must of not processed that blue food coloring in the icecream.
>ive seen some shit man...

she keeps holding it over my head to get me to marry her.
ive seen her poop so we're perfect to get married or some shit i tune out whenever she keeps talking about it.

she sounds pretty cool. do you have noods?

exactly. Visit any women's public toilet, 1000x worse than any men's toilet

He's got work in the mornings and only wants his breath to smell like shit.