Have any of you actually seen a girl take a shit? Not like you walk in on them when they're on the toilet, I mean actually seen shit come out of their asshole IRL? I did once:
>Be on scuba charter with gf >8/10 girl on our boat with her two friends >Head out to first stop on charter, overhear 8/10 ask her friend something about whether or not the boat has a toilet. >Get to first site, go through safety briefing, get in water >Stay by gf but then see octopus on seafloor below >follow it, then see 8/10 heading away from me (we're pretty far from everyone in group) >watch as she moves bikini bottom to side >wtfshedoing.jpg >Watch as brown cloud puffs from her asshole and a turd bursts from said cloud, shooting to surface like a rocket >rubbing ass with hand, presumably "wiping" >pulls bikini bottom back over ass and swims back toward group >I literally almost vomited when I got back to the boat
I don't know why, but whenever a guy gets disabused of the notion that women don't shit or fart, it is hilarious to me.
Austin Williams
i would like to have seen this. when girls poop there is always a lot
Ryder Butler
then they eat their own giant poop
Alexander Allen
Big ole' girl poop
Lincoln Wilson
Anyone notice how green porn poop is?
Ryder Hill
What the fuck
Connor Harris
now eat it!
Brody Wilson
I literally fucked the shit out of a girl once. Finished up and found a Hershey's kiss of shit on my balls. She ran away crying, I laughed.
Brandon Edwards
you should have made her eat it
Ryan Rogers
Ex-wife got food poisoning one time and while she was kneeling and puking into the bowl, she projectile shit onto the floor behind her (she was naked because we had gone to bed). While gross, I thought it was hilarious. She, of course, cried with embarrassment, which made me laugh harder.
Hunter James
poop on my junk woman. that is your job you know. poop on my junk.
Kayden Scott
Did you rub her nose in it after to teach her to never do that again?
David Hughes
now suck the poop off my cawk
Sebastian Myers
Nah, but she threw me out of the room so she could clean it up by herself. I figured that was punishment enough.
Jose White
I dated a girl who consistently pissed the bed after nights where we drank heavily. I thought that was awful, but at least she never blew aerial feces out of her ass in front of me. God bless you sir.
Alexander Clark
Note how I said "ex" wife.
Sebastian Butler
I have a shit fetish. Especially when it comes out of my 104lb asian girlfriend. Pic related. she sends me massive turds for my pleasure
Nolan Russell
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Isaiah Anderson
That is one healthy BM.
Parker Campbell
Hmmph. Look at that. Doesn't really faze me at all anymore. Thanks, Sup Forums. Eleven years of coming here regularly has really left its mark on me.
Bentley Hall
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Jason Lee
she is amused that her turd is bigger than his cock
Gavin Adams
Omg who is she?
Levi Gomez
I would love to stick my face into her butt when she takes a shit.
Julian Miller
When I was married, my wife and I would watch each other shit sometimes. Like we didn't go out of the way but if we were having a conversation and one of us needed to poop, we'd just leave the door open and keep talking. No big deal.
Wyatt Clark
People who have sex for money on camera that also involves poop are pretty healthy people
Juan Williams
no, but i have fucked a girl in the ass and got her shit on my dick. thats a little more personal than watching her shit imho.
Samuel Garcia
Me and my twin needed to shit when we were out on a boating trip in South Africa. We went into the trees a little bit but stayed close so we didn't have to move far for the tissues. Ended up being like 3m apart when we shat. Saw it come out of her so yeah
Lucas Parker
In college I started hanging out with someone I met. After a while I went to hang out at his house. Turns out he has a 14-ish year old 'tarded sister. She is watching My Little Pony or some other shit on the giant 80+ inch TV his parents had. He kicked her off the TV so we could play Halo 2. She was not pleased by this and she keeps on trying to take the remote from him making "unh unh" type tard noises. After a while she runs out of the room crying. Some time later she comes back into the room completely composed. She walked right over to him and standing in front of him, turned around, bent over slightly, pulled down her sweat pants and spewed semi-liquid shit all over his lap. I was close enough to be hit with tiny shit flecks. It smelled terrible and it took every last ounce of self control not to puke all over the floor. The last of her shit expelled, his sister pulled up her pants and walked out of the room. My only contact with him after that was an apology email where I gathered that she does this somewhat often when she is angry with someone.
Lincoln Sanchez
Loverachelle2 and hotscatwife
William Roberts
You watched your Twin sister take a shit?
Ayden Edwards
That's very interesting OP. Actually, i didn't know women could do it because i thought talking shit 24/7 was enough for them.
Luke Wood
Yeah... now I'm older I realise how cringy it was, but as I said, we weren't able to get too far away from each other since we couldn't move far to get the tissues which we were using as tp... kinda no where else to look know what I mean?
Hudson Powell
crappy thread
Ryan Barnes
I agree.
Aaron Ortiz
Thank you.
Nathaniel Morgan
I had a gf who would continue our fights while I was on the toilet. She was insufferable, but the sex was good.
Brandon Bailey
Samefag scat fetish loser
Gabriel Lewis
My lady used to be a terrible drunk. One night I made the mistake of buying a bottle of vodka while on vacation in Catalina. I was able to pour it out after she snuck about half the bottle down. She was unruly, and got hotel security called on us multiple times. Finally she burned out and passed out. On occaisions such as these I always slept lightly, because you just never know what fucked up shit she may do next. This night, she woke up and tried to make it to the bathroom, but decided it was too far, so she just took a shit on the floor, the whole time mumbling about fuck that manager, fuck this hotel, etc..
So yeah, I have seen that before you fucking faggot OP.
Joshua Morris
Yeah. Shit sucks.
Austin Edwards
When I was younger I was on a highway parking in Germany when going on holidays. I was finding a tree to pee against and I saw a fat naked women squatted against a tree. I kept peeing while I saw the logs fly out of her ass.
Cameron Robinson
It's super dangerous to take a dump while swimming, the water will get back in your asshole and there's stuff you don't want in your asshole. I'd rather have a big black dick in my asshole than, say, water off that Indian holy river.
Jaxon Adams
what a cunt. how can you love someone like that ?
John Cruz
sauce
Connor Bennett
I wanna fuck hotscatwife so bad. she is so fucking- normal. and i've watched her take massive shits.
Charles Martinez
hotscatwife on scatshop
David Ross
i want to eat her poop, i wish she sold it like loverachelle2 does
Kevin Thomas
how old were you when she pooped?
Jacob Thompson
have u ever bought off rachelle?
Joseph Foster
yeah, her poop was pretty good, and I got the video that went with the vid. she is kind of a bitch, like you are lucky to be getting my poop and you are lucky i do this. it was a hard turd, not too smelly. I couldn't eat it but I rubbed it all over my cock
Adrian Sullivan
Whoa, an attractive girl can sell her poop and make money. Go to store and buy food, eat food, digest, poop and video it, sell video and get money, with money buy food at store, eat food, digest, poop and video it, sell video and get money, with money buy food at store, etc... never have to get a real job.
Charles Green
this fuckin thread
Kevin Davis
that white male privilege though
Ethan Harris
i was just wondering if someone would actually pay for literal shit
Lucas Robinson
>that white male privilege though i'm sure there are gays who will buy and eat your poop if you are good looking enough. they already will buy sperm and drink it. I'm a good looking guy, but I don't like the idea of a fag eating my poop. nor will i sell my sperm to them.
James Russell
I saw something very similar to this. Went snorkeling in Mauritius and my sister's friend was there. She had been suffering an upset stomach the whole day.
Long story short, she sharted in the water and spewed a bunch of Mauritian hotel food; beans and rice and what not. I watched as a whole bunch of fish came and gobbled up the morsels. I had to swim back to the boat because I inhaled some water from laughing so hard, I was coughing and spluttering while crying with laughter. Good times.
Luis Walker
look at this guy /008168C
Samuel Wilson
I mildly respect you.
Christopher Lee
I fucked the asshole too hard one time. Pulled out and she couldn't hold onto it.
Dumped her that night.
Tyler Williams
Hell if there was a market for my shit and sperm, I'd do nothing other than produce it. Not that I do much else anyway, but still.
Why would you care if some homosex wants to eet yo poopoo?
Ian Edwards
I never saw it in person but one time my GF and I were swimming with one of her friends. Her friend just kind of drifted off for a while, but GF and I were talking so I didn't really notice. Later she comes back, is acting really shy, won't talk anymore. On the ride back home, my girlfriend tells me "Oh, you know when (friend's name) disappeared at the lake? She was taking a shit."
Cooper Howard
Having this fetish is the shit
Caleb Hill
>/008168C jesus christ
Jose Wood
That's girl friendship for you.
She probably begged your girlfriend not to mention it. And out of the blue, she tells the first guy she can.
Daniel Sanchez
>/008168C lol, patriots fan. and a Sup Forums fan i'm sure
Daniel Rogers
>Why would you care if some homosex wants to eet yo poopoo? it would kind of make me feel weird that my poop would be in some fags stomach. out of my butt, into his stomach. too weird.
Dominic Adams
Thanks. Now that is stuck in my head. I wonder why he is the way he is? What would make him want to do that?
Henry Powell
>What would make him want to do that? Perhaps that was the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders personal porta-potty?
Nathaniel Hill
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Zachary Rogers
Rachelle's something special
David Long
I have not even trolling either. My drunknex wanted me to watch her take a shit. It didn't bother me really
David Clark
Thanks for reminding me why I still come here
Lincoln Mitchell
People are willing to offer money for LITERALLY YOUR SHIT and you would actually refuse that? How insecure are you
Ah you're just 12
Owen Baker
>Pulls it out with a glove >Just to stick it in his mouth
Austin Lee
isn't that she act like a bitch part of the turn on or is that just me?
Angel Morales
That's hot af, moar?
Josiah Cook
are you fucking making this up?
Julian Baker
Why didn't you retrieve the turd and make a shrine out of it?
Sebastian Brown
In person no, but on webcam yeah a few times. It's my fetish to get girls to shit on me for omegle, it's happened like 4 or 5 times, got it on video twice on my old computer
Julian Ross
tbh I would watch that, not for the shit, just to watch it come out of a pretty girl.
Nicholas Cox
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Isaac Morgan
i don't even know why i watched all of it
Jaxson Adams
if you think that was hot af just find a porta-potty and live the dream yorself
Nathan Ward
isn't this all a "real job" is anyway?
or are you supposed to be sitting in an office with people you hate, browsing the internet instead of at home. eat sleep shit "work" repeat.
I call bullshit on this. No way a girl you meet for 5 minutes is going to do this for a stranger on camera.
Alexander Butler
>Be on vacation with family, my mom is getting married to some dude >Gf came with me, her first time to florida. >There is a ice-cream shop nest to the hotel. >I grab that cookie dough master-race and she gets a superman ice-cream(which is literally just vanilla with food coloring) >Later that day after the beach we are showering in some big fancy open door shower >I'ts getting frisky fast until she says "uh oh i gotta poop" >I had to stand there in the shower as i watched my gf take a shit and it sounded like it was all water. >She leans over to give a look at it. >"OMG user MY POOP IS BLUE" >I had to give it a look, and by fucking god it was LITERALLY blue shit. >her body must of not processed that blue food coloring in the icecream. >ive seen some shit man...
she keeps holding it over my head to get me to marry her. ive seen her poop so we're perfect to get married or some shit i tune out whenever she keeps talking about it.
James Perez
she sounds pretty cool. do you have noods?
Joshua Jenkins
exactly. Visit any women's public toilet, 1000x worse than any men's toilet
Jeremiah Nelson
He's got work in the mornings and only wants his breath to smell like shit.