Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight? Is anything on your mind? Come visit my shrine and let's talk!
The fairies are really active this summer, Anonymous. Would you like me to consult them to find your seasonal fortune? If so, just donate some "dubs" and I'll give you a Fairy Fortune! Remember, it's just for fun. Never take a fairy too seriously, as Grandma always said.
F-first!
You're fast!
In b-bed!
Can I donate some celery?
Good, I like to get back to watching cartoons.
You technically can, but I don't know why you would.
>mfw there's like 30 different versions of these threads at any given time and they're all the same shit and they're all the same people
can you guys just go circle jerk somewhere else?
At any given time? Whew, those were the days. Nobody's got the energy for that!
This is cute. You are cute.
W-we're not circlejerking s-sorry
N-not even me!
What you don't realize is that, when you're not on Sup Forums, other people are. So you don't realize what kinds of threads EXACTLY like this one will be made, except with a different OP anime character.
I know you know better than that
That's okay though, it's good to diversify your activities. Our streams sure are fun!
W-we aren't circlejerking, s-sorry
I've g-got no complaints.
Fairy Fortune geto!
Really? I don't think a thread with Fairy Fortunes can be found anywhere else. Teehee.
Good! The complaint department had to be let go. Money is tight, you know?
T-that's why I cut our Guatamalen dirt deliveries.
I wanna stalk reimu
Hey guess what! Because you asked for one, you got it!
Your fairy is...
>Elder Queen
This motherly figure will bring grace, kindness, and strength into your life. One of your ventures will be successful under her hefty bosom.
What! No, I needed that!
You'd get pretty bored.
Nope, n-nope. All mexican now. S-saves costs.
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Ewwww I got dirt poisoning last time I tried that...
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fuck you retard
C-c-combo breaker!
What did I do to you?
will we ever see alice and reimu femenine penis?
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Only if you can summon one for each of us first. But uhh, do it one at a time, please. Nobody needs double futa.
Oh- Ohhhhh~
Ahahahahaha!
Hey Reirei what's up? I'd like one of those Fairy Fortunes!
Dubs roll.
Looks like you got it!
Your fairy is...
>Tryamour
She represents a chance. Usually at love, but maybe at something else. You'll be getting a chance with someone or something soon. But beware, because your choices involving that opportunity will have far reaching consequences! Tryamour is a tricky girl.
Re.
where you live
Gensokyo.
Gensokyo, obviously.
What's wrong with double futa?
Why would you want two? Then who's gonna get pregnant?
what do you do for a living?
IF YOU DON'T REPLY YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!
Fags
The goal should not be for one of you to get pregnant!
She beats up youkai for fun when she's bored, pretty much.
I'm a shrine maiden. I live off of the very meager donations I get and most of those go toward maintaining the shrine... where I live.
how do grills poop taste like?
W-w-well of course not, I mean, who'd read a doujin about that? Ahahaha...
Y-yes, the goal should be for LOUISE to get pregnant.
REEEEROLL
FUCKKK
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WHAT!?
Hi everyone.
Reimu you got no boobs at all, totally plain chested, sad.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Fortune upon I. Make haste.
You're trying hard and it's slow, so I'm gonna give it to you. Just like my good friend, X.
>Changeling - Reversed
So it's a... non-shapeshifter? So like, a normal person? That's weird.
Anyway, this weirdo means that you're going to get some sage wisdom from the mouth of a person much younger than you. No homo. Pay close attention to that advice, okay?
armpits > chest
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Dubs for a faerie to make my evening less shit.
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Roll for nothing
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Fuck
hello
Aww, you had a bad day? What happened?
How would you know you have depression problems? Been thinking of suicidal thoughts lately and just ending it.
Roll for nolife
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Why the fuck do you fags pretend to be little girls?
yo reimu when we gonna see some feet
Reroll
C-congratulations@ You have d-depression problems!
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>inb4 lectured by a fetus
Am I going to get told like a bitch???
Word.
Nigga stole my dubs
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Thank you! I hope that fairy isn't joking~
Roll for fortune
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Fuck
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Wank
How do I get them out of my head?
Doing fairys now?
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Rollo
Not them but the girls aren't that little
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Last roll then ill fuck off
Now that's just wrong.
You'd wanna provide a name for that, buddy.
Why pick!?
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End it.
Goddamnit
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You g-go to a therapist and get therapy and m-medication
Meditation is always good. Whenever I get gripped by anxiety, sadness or whatever I just calm my mind and relax. Let it wash over me. You hold onto emotions when they strike you, just got to let go of them by calming and blanking your mind.
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