Frogs edition. Post your favorite frog fronted metal.
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>tfw haven't slept in 24 hours
meal for this feel?
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black and death metal are merely fashion symbols for nerds who act tough because they listen to metal
they think they will get respect if they listen to these genres
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I mean if you haven't slept in 24h you should probably stop listening to metal far a little while
go to bed
>tfw haven't slept since I woke up
metal for this feel?
Try some Doing Nuns in the Butt for Satan, user.
I listen to sabaton.
YOU JUST GOT
but alt-right is a term coined by the MSM to lump a whole bunch of people with differing poltical views into one group.
In reality their is no alt-right just the silent majority.
>Sa-Butt-on
reminds me of this gem
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Thanks to the guy who posted this yesterday
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>that troll face
I almost choked from laughing when I saw that for the first time
Is that the lead singer of Static X?
What do German thrash bands mean by this
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I posted it as a joke for the guy that posted it for the guy you're referring to.. This album sucks. Shit really rolls down hill, huh?
Alt right was actually coined by Richard Spencer
sure it was brah
write a better song about botty fun time
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I like how they paint the alt-right guy as a successful independent man
>you will never play in a brutal slamming frogcore band
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>he likes prog metal
Hey that's actually pretty good. I thought X Japan was all overblown ballads with pianos over riffs
Prog and Black metal are the only acceptable genres to listen to if you are older than 20
Only this album was Too many ballards and pianos
>I thought X Japan was all overblown ballads with pianos over riffs
What a plen
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>IT'S 2017
wow they actually said it
No, that's glam and power
Maybe if you are homo
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Heh, nice. I had a mega-weeb friend who showed me some of their vids, and he implied they were all about most epic ballads and biggest hair.
is everybody in this general underage?
this if your over 20 and haven't realised that black metal is for delusional children
then your an autist
how do you guys feel about My Genuine Find
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True /oldschoolpowermetal/ hours
No poseurs and false allowed
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god that was so gay i need some glam to clense my pallet
No just you.
AAAAAAAAAAH
RIP THEIR FLESH
BURN THEIR HEARTS
STAB THEM IN THE EYES
RAPE THEIR WOMEN
AS THEY CRY
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
nips can't handle the banging
You should see how fucking hard he went with his headbanging in the past, guy was nuts
Inquisition obviously
Thanks to the user that posted Catacomb yesterday, it's really good.
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Lost to this post harder than I ever have before.
actually it was coined by paul gottfried
coffee with tobacco of choice and something with carbs and sugar
americans can't either. james hetfield was talking about fucking up his neck on the joe rogan podcast
Newsted required multiple neck surgeries to fix all the damage he did from headbanging
Headbanging is degenerate. If you aren't dumb, at least try to keep your brain from injury
>protecting brain from injury
>listening to metal
pick one
>bands get worse over time not because they're burnt out and run out of ideas, but because they literally have brain damage
If I wanted to be a subhuman trash, I'd listen to some _core shit.
how can you hate on -core? are you a prog. wanker by any chance?
frogs you say?
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Lol how can you NOT hate on -core? Moshpit exists for natural selection.
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This is a form of frog-posting.
>Post-black.
I had never listened to this stuff before. This shit is embarrassing, user, and I don't even listen to a whole lot of black as it is. This is scrubcore.
>tfw listening to Porcupine Tree's pre-Stupid Dream era for the first time in 10 years
comfy as fuck
i really really really like that image
What's your favorite album and song?
Mine is probably Signify and from songs Radioactive Toy, Burning Sky and Dark Matter
The Sky Moves Sideways title track is great too
What's the best nsbm?
I have a shit eyesight so I want to get glasses, but I'm afraid it'll make me look like a numale.
if you don't like duckgrind, you should kill yourself you GIGANTIC faggot
>duckgrind
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Juniper Island stands to me because it's just plain weird, though my favorite album is Signify as well
Waiting Phase One and Two are top-tier
>nsbm
To set this at once:
Which genre is the ultimate nu-male repellent?
speed metal
all genres have at least a few nu-male representative bands
Japanese symphonic progressive power metal
>Being worried that that glasses will make you look nu
That's nu as fuck.
wear transitions
bitches love transitions
>look like a professor in-doors, bitches can see the color of your eyes and gush themselves
>look like you're wearing designer shades outside, bitches soak their thighs when they see how cool you stuntin' on niggas
japanese symphonic progressive melodeath**** power metal is the post-ironic nu-male repellent
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Let's break down what nu-male means.
>resenting traditional masculinity (by definition)
>thinking Christianity is evil
>respectable towards weak
>libertarian left-leaning
So, there you have it: highly Christian, macho, racist, brutal music from deep South. A mix of Panthera, Arghoslent, Stryper and most aggressive music you can imagine.
Sludge scares the nu-male. As does industrial.
>sludge
>not the most nu-male genre
sludge is nu-male as hell
war metal
>war metal
>black thrash
>speed metal
>old school power metal
>the cheesiest, gayest modern power metal
>old school death metal
>slam
>goregrind
>porngrind
>new wave of british heavy metal
>pre-2000s visual kei
slam doesn't belong there, nu-males like to listen to it and ironically pretend to be whiggers
Is there a trad revival chart?
yes
shit genre
post it pls
shit post
>Thou
>Good sludge
Sup Forums? More like /nu/. If you allow the lowest quality artists of a genre to dictate your opinions about said genre, then you're nutarded.
>listens to glam while shit posting
>reddit spacing
trying to remember this obscure doom band I found ages ago that was named after an album from another doom metal band, how fucked am I?
is it this
post things nu-males say
>glam is the ultimate nu-male repellent
>nu-males
>supporting my soggy knees
nice try nu-male
why do you say my soggy knees
uric acid buildup :(
the only sabbath album that repels nu-males
you forgot about all of the dio era